I detest marmalade.
Stampeded over by a cow. How undignified.
I have played Borderlands now, but my Undead Ned persona predates it!
Sliced to pieces by lightsabers.
Steven Lives
-sliced in half-
G'day
Frozen to death because the Snow Miser felt like having a giggle rather than making it snow where I live.
OMG YAY, love that movie.
edited 14th Dec '10 11:33:44 AM by MsieurLapin
Steven Lives
yeah, I always do snow miser when the holidays roll around :D
killed by immense spiritual pressure and insulted for being a male on the battlefield.
G'day
And what movie would that be? Edit: this one?
Killed by an avalanche.
edited 14th Dec '10 11:51:23 AM by Adannor
Steven Lives
-tips shades and kills me with LAZOR BEEMS OF DOOOOM-
The Year Without A Santa Claus
edited 14th Dec '10 11:54:55 AM by BlaineTheM0n0
G'day
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Sends a bunch of lackeys to off me for no real reason.
It's The Year Without A Santa Claus, one of those old stop-mo movies.
edited 14th Dec '10 11:52:51 AM by MsieurLapin
Li'l Shardfinder
Beaten up for staring at her...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Just one more game... just... eat in a minute... one more level... gotta...." [starves to death]
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Orbs
Ripped to shreds for calling her a furry.
"That said, as I've mentioned before, apart from the helmet, he's not exactly bad looking, if a bit...blood-drenched." - juancarlos
That Glowing Eye Of Doom is really a Wave-Motion Gun, as I find out in the nanosecond before being utterly vaporised.
edited 14th Dec '10 2:39:09 PM by sgrunt
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
The goggles shoot Frickin' Laser Beams and I get Boom Headshotted by them.
edited 14th Dec '10 5:15:23 PM by Balmung
The Leading Man
Eyes clawed out.
Against all tyrants.
Used those star thingies as shuriken and killed my like a frakkin' ninja.
Li'l Shardfinder
Ripped apart and eaten...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Strangled with Tentacle Rope.
Beaten to death with a hat.
Voted best hair
-Eyes clawed out-
Based on what?
Departed days ahead.
Turns out the magikarp needed only one more experience point to evolve. Devouring ensues.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Beaten in an intense sword duel.
I found porn!
Arm cannon to the face!
WOOF!
Stabbed in the back, sides, stomach and chest before getting the throat slashed open.
Watch out I know kick boxing
Punched repeatedly with spiked gloves
It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)