Now that i think about it, i haven't seen tom since i bought him a pair of pink slippers
Edited by Cheechdog1 on Jan 13th 2020 at 7:50:32 AM
Oh, you mean him?
(points to a bass guitar wearing pink slippers)
Yeah, we had a run-in with a hitchhiker in Oceania once. I still haven't figured out how to reverse it.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.And to think, Tom was so close to becoming a star pianist.
Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong...If only it weren't for the Bunson-Bernier Effect that happened that night...
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideI think people were expecting a Bunsen-Beaker effect, instead.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!I thought you meant the Bunsen fire we got in that alternate verse!
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonWell, we don't have that anymore because we broke the alternate reality simulation machine.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."We did?! That explains where my sandwich went...
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."That reminds me,i need to check on that dragon i sealed inside the bacon flavored cake
Wait, the cake is bacon flavored? So that's why the pigs are picketing it.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Oh crap! My pigs!
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."Don't worry. The pigs as high as balls right now.
Playing, did you let the aliens in again?
Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong...Actually it was me this time. They called in that favor I owed them, you know Albuquerque last summer?
Wasn't that the same summer where we suddenly gifted the turnip farm? We haven't used it lately...
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideUm, yeah. There's a reason for that.
(points to picture depicting the turnip farm on fire, while Wm holds a trash can full of shoe polish)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Why did we even buy ten pounds of frozen tequila?
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."Duh! It was to seal that tennis demon away!
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."The one that the Queen of England sent after us?
Well, We did steal her husband.
uhh, we still haven't delivered the cake to the evil green rabbit yet
Only because the oven exploded when that talking mouse was visiting, I knew he was a jinx because he was wearing purple. Nothing good happens to us around purple
I think that was actually because of the 2 tons of empty soup cans in the broken-down jet.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideHow chunky was the soup? Did it have rocks in it?
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Jan 17th 2020 at 5:22:59 AM
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Speaking of vitamin wtaer, have you guys seen Tom?
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."