The noodle incident

Well, considering that now the inflatable whale is the president...

What? When did that happen. I thought the inflatable whale was just the Speaker of the House of Mars?

That's only because they kicked him out of the House of Usher.

I read online that the House of Usher fell... or was that just a poe?

I think that was due to Usher taking over the House and blasting his music non-stop. I always knew he was a Molossian spy.

Source? All I could find was some guy trying to pull a Robin Hood at a restaurant in rural Montana.

No, I think you may have confused that with a William Tell. The guy only looked like Robin Hood, but he had a peculiar interest in apples...

Not apples, apple pie. That restaurant in Montana? That was an IHOP.

Edited by atimnie on Oct 7th 2018 at 9:18:48 AM

Didn't IHOP become the International House of Eldritch Abominations after we accidentally caused Cthulhu to posses it's entire board of directors?

IHOEA doesn't roll off the tongue as well as IHOP, so we had to cut off everyone's tongues to make it work. Gross...

No, you had to cut out the tongues, I had to clean that mess up.

Hey, the fact that there was chicken broth all over the floor had nothing to do with me. You refused to wear the rubber underpants.

Hey, weren't you the one who was supposed to be in charge of the chicken broth? Jeez, stop trying to do stuff you're not trained to do! And no, don't even think about checking what's in oven. You're not trained in that either.

Even I'm not trained for what;s in the oven. That's why I had to use the tactical nuke and silly putty on it.

Edited by TheBlueHour on Oct 8th 2018 at 7:25:39 AM

Dude, Silly putty never works on Class A lethal chef confections. You need SERIOUS putty, Believe me it was used in 1989 to save the world three times!

Four times. You always forget about the Hitler clone from the 12th sector.

I didn't, they used the Knock-off product "Simon Putty", remember?

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Oct 8th 2018 at 7:47:11 AM

... And that, kids, is the story of how Winston Churchill came to be. Who wants to hear how the moon was built by NASA to prove a point~?

So my 2nd gym teacher lied to me?

Wait, excuse me, what point were they trying to make again? Because I don't recall any points being made concerning the moon. Demoting Pluto, yes, several points made on that, but not the moon.

I'm pretty sure the point was that NASA is the best space agency in the world and that if they could make a moon with nothing more than five bucks, they should get more money so that they can really show of. Of course we all know how that ended, poor poor Liz.

I thought that Liz had became a god after she beat Azathoth at Tic Tac Toe.

No... she actually died because she lost a game of Chess with Death.

(Note to Self: go Go-Karting with Bowser instead. You'll have a much higher chance of survival.)

Oh, sure that's what they TELL you. But a blue shell doesn't care for boundaries or fairness. Just ask poor Megaman. Or, well, what's left of him.

Wait, that was Mega Man? I thought it was Sonicman! Asshole owed me an invisible hoverbike after he took it out to "emulate Initial D."