Posts from a darker timeline

I can't believe it's now legally required for restaurant workers to pee in your drink.

I remember when us Canadians were famous for our winters... now wee have to import the snow from Antarctica

And here in New Zealand, we have to import rain from England.

Now it's raining nothing but Archaludons. All the buildings are suffering extreme damage as a result.

Edited by clemont107 on Feb 8th 2024 at 4:49:49 AM

Do not go outside our hidey place there could be Marios there!

It's been a year since every major city in the USA became an Amazon company town. And everything here is wonderful! Plenty of food, water and fantastic Amazon Basics Apartments! We're now down to just two rats per apartment, and they even help with everyday chores! Incredible!

Would Harry be able to run some errands for the rest of the family? My aunt and uncle are brining their kids around and we might use some of the watermelon in the fridge. Then, I think we will go for a ride and fly a kite this afternoon.

Edited by Unicorndance on Feb 12th 2024 at 10:32:38 PM

World governments have banned guitars for no explanatory reason.

It seems that the public sectors have fallen. To vote for policies, you have to pay. To have fires put out, you get billed later. Police will no longer leave their precinct without paid incentive. EMS is somehow better in places that can't even afford an ambulance.

Strong evidence has come out that FTL travel is possible! Unfortunately, every government on Earth has forbid leaving the planet, despite the oracle warning us it will get sucked into a black hole in only 2 years.

@newaccount: It's bad enough that they mandate that we eat McSlop every day, but they urinate in the McSlop now? The bastards are ruining our rations!

Everyone's hair is made out of fire.

And now we have to wear creepy clown masks to match the flaming "hair". Now we all look like Needles Kane.

The socks are even worse than the masks!

I suppose I shouldn’t be suprised Biden murdered 19 people in the latest press conference.

Edited by The_Dag on Mar 4th 2024 at 7:22:28 PM

Well new interview says that those evil space plants they accidentaly brought from space are contained and its not big issue. I don’t know for you, but entire Mediterranean being either eaten or turned into mind slaves who chant “Drengir will devour all!” on television dosen’t exactly inspire me with confidence.

Edited by EmperorGeode on Mar 3rd 2024 at 3:40:21 AM

Huh they are making an adult targeted reboot of Kamen Rider Ex-Aid I guess I'll check that out

1 Binge Watch later

Ok why did they make the suits devoid of colour? Oh and they made it way Bloodier and Gorier than the OG. They also tried to make all the riders depressed and rant about how much they hate life. They even removed the gaming theme because it was not "Edgy enough". They even mocked the original shows fans.

I swear I want to watch the OG right about now.

It’s getting more and more annoying having to step round the macerated puppy carcasses in the street.

As for where I live, the criminals literally painted the floor red with cop blood.

Somehow there is now mass Overqwil overpopulation. Get ready for a lot of more poisonous waters in our oceans and rivers...

And poisonous dirt as well.

So I watched the live action Ninjago movie and they made Jay A Villain. Why?

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Oh, I remember that film! Wasn't it based on that weird animated show about spinning ninjas that only lasted for 1 season?

Not getting into the news that they're also making edible LEGO bricks. That's gonna be so scary...