There was this website I used to frequent, and it had a thread like this in the forums.
Basically write stuff like: "Dealing with the Twitter-TV Tropes merge rn" or "Google? They haven't used that name since Microsoft bought them out."
Reminder: Nothing in bad taste, please.
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Mar 11th 2023 at 1:28:32 PM
That fate almost sounds preferable to being a footsoldier for the Team Rocket regime. And we don't even have Jessie, James, and Meowth to lighten the mood.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Naked kitten
Things just haven't been the same since Disney bought Earth. How and why did we even allow a company to own the entire planet?
Edited by newaccount on Nov 16th 2023 at 12:25:12 PM
Carmine at the Beach
Looks like all of the trees of the world have turned into metal. Literally.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Logic Girl
And even worse, all the insects have turned into wind-up toys!
For every low there is a high.
Everybody, Everybody!
I still miss Eminem after he retired from music after his heart attack. I hope he’s doing well.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Carmine at the Beach
Look at all the meteors striking the planet every day.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Michael the Tally Hall-colored Pinwheel
I just found out that we could have gotten a spider man movie with cooler animation, but it got cancelled in favor of Emoji Movie 2
Edited by Memer999 on Dec 26th 2023 at 7:11:26 AM
Ocean | He/They
Quite sad that all these Dark Fountains
have opened up around the world. This really is the darkest timeline.
Don't Try It
Everything feels so boring now that all holidays have been outlawed. Stupid Neo-Puritans.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Carmine at the Beach
Somehow the atmosphere is being shredded at an alarming rate by severe solar flares.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Everybody, Everybody!
I thought discovering aliens would solve all our problems, not cause an interplanetary conflict!
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Not the Eye
Aaaand now world goverments have united to threathen nuclear suicide and render Earth useless if aliens and demons don’t back down.
Logic Girl
And pets are now illegal.
For every low there is a high.
Carmine at the Beach
Now oxygen is illegal, inexplicably.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
I've got the spirit but lose the feeling
The Second Cola Wars are getting ridiculous! First Coca Cola bought up the entire government, and now they're threatening to nuke Canada (conveniently enough bought up by Pepsi).
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 436/1089 (40.04%)
Naked kitten
Canada still exists? I thought it got flushed in the great toilet war of 08.
No thoughts, only Undertale Yellow (she/her)
Wolff won, you guys. No more Undertale music.
I am a fanfic writer. This means I can make you cry in 1000 words or less.
Carmine at the Beach
Now we don't have any digital music, because all speakers have stopped working.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
It's still hard to deal with the fact that Bobby Kotick won the Election for President of Earth.
Baby driver
They just uncanceled utpoia. The amazon prime version.
"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."
Logic Girl
They've poisoned the ice cream supply!
For every low there is a high.
Carmine at the Beach
They've forced us to wait in airports for some reason. To keep us bored, I know why now!
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
The Reconqueror
Somehow the former owner of Twitter had just bought all US libraries.. now you must pay to read a book there!!!
Not the Eye
Donald Trump is running for president of the galaxy despite openly collaborating with extra galactic invaders. He claims that he was just pretending to beat them and uses it as talking point to his galaxy wall project. And he plans to make dwarf galaxies pay for it. I really hope people of the galaxy aren’t as stupid as Americans.
Anyone who's happy that Pokémon are now real clearly have never had to watch their friend's soul get eaten by a Gengar.