dork: silent assassin
Lithoid/Crassus Marceus III/presenting male, likes to sunbathe and hates water erosion, currently falling from the stratosphere.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
Species: Centaur
Name: Fai
Gender: Male
Other facts: Uses his horse half for mundane tasks
Currently doing: Office work
Edited by Myskywarm on Feb 27th 2020 at 10:18:49 PM
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
You are a male rock centaur named Crassus Fai Marceus III. Your parents just dumped you from outer space, and you "doing" office work, but you're a baby.
What will you do?
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Feb 27th 2020 at 6:28:40 AM
Otaku
> Find a computer scientist across the galaxy and ask to raise you.
dork: silent assassin
> use your adorable horsiness to attract an adoptive parent
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
>Commit arson
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Space Molly Weasley
> Find a bow and arrow. They might be toys, but they'll have to do.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
> Find a computer scientist across the galaxy and ask to raise you.
> use your adorable horsiness to attract an adoptive parent
You land on Earth in a building with a bunch of servers. A random programmer arrives in the building, and he's now your parent because he found you adorable.
> Do baby stuff
You cry and poop your pants.
>Commit arson
You grab a match and a matchbox just lying on the ground. You attempt to start a fire, but your hand-eye coordination is ... lacking. Your new dad takes you home.
> Find a bow and arrow. They might be toys, but they'll have to do.
There's a bow and arrow lying on the ground. You take it.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Feb 27th 2020 at 8:50:11 AM
dork: silent assassin
> Eat a motherboard. Use the silicone it contains to fortify your mass.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
>Fuse the bow and arrow to your own body
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Space Molly Weasley
> Smash the keyboard with your hooves.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
AKMU
> make a reference to Steven Universe
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
I'm back, I guess.
> Dance for no reason
I can't think of a good signature.
Jer gets all the girls
> Shoot the arrow at the first thing you see move
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
>Eat a motherboard. Use the silicone it contains to fortify your mass.
You're a baby. You put your lips on it, and your dad jerks it away.
>Fuse the bow and arrow to your own body.
You get the bow and arrow stuck to your legs.
>Smash the keyboard with your own hooves.
Your dad's computer's keyboard is smashed. But, it's barely noticeable.
>Make a reference to Steven Universe
Your father is looking at some jewelry. He whispers the names of the crystal gems (garnet, amethyst, and pearl). You respond with "Ad Zefen!", even though you can't hear what you are responding to.
>Do cute stuff
The programmer's coming around. You say, "Gaa gaga goooo gooo." He says "Awwwwww" as he puts you on your cot.
>Dance for no reason
You dance on your cot. You should lie down. You could fall.
>Shoot the arrow at the first thing you see move
You shoot the arrow at your father; but you're terrible at shooting, and thus hit the cot.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Feb 28th 2020 at 4:54:13 AM
>Throw the keyboard out of your cot and yell "this is Sparta"
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Space Molly Weasley
> Get out of the cot.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
dork: silent assassin
> eat the cot
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
I'm back, I guess.
> Pretend to be Chopper and go out somewhere
I can't think of a good signature.
the cake is an alternative fact
>No. Do not make a bunch of inane pop culture references. we're not doing that here.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
>Throw the keyboard out of your cot and yell "this is Sparta"
You do so. The keyboard breaks.
>Get out of the cot.
>eat the cot
You get off of the cot, then put your lips on it.
Pretend to be Chopper and go out somewhere
You are pretending to be a doctor who helps people who are looking for buried treasure.
>No. Do not make a bunch of inane pop culture references. we're not doing that here.
You are, for some reason, pretending to be a chopper, and you are chopping up fruit with a real knife.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Feb 28th 2020 at 4:54:24 AM
AKMU
> reenact the events of My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) with sock puppets
This is you. You are just being born. Your goal: make the world's best text adventure!
But first, what's your species /name/gender? Do you have any other facts about yourself? And, what are you doing?
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Feb 27th 2020 at 5:49:09 AM