its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
bump.
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"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT."
...
"SOMEONE GET THE DAMN PIZZAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then the Pizza is suddenly on Libre's hands, as he scurries off the earth into deep space.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
I'm helping!
Sylvi suddenly swooces through space and time, nyooming past Libre at high speed and swiping the pizza.
"That's for taking my skin in Trouble Cube!"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
Fuzzy had earlier warped into a random spaceship and is following the others.
"I dunno Ron, does 'the McDonald's Arc' sound cool enough to ya?"
Ronald McDonald honks his pocket horn in agreement.
"Hmm... okay, bring it out now. It's time."
Ronald opens a special door in the spaceship to reveal the McWheelchair, a superpowered McDonald's branded wheelchair to make up for Fuzzy's persistent lack of legs. Fuzzy pushes a button on the McWheelchair to teleport to the location of the pizza, and switches it to max speed to both run over Sylvi and grab the pizza in midair.
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Benbot remembers the pizza is still in 3rds and tries to merge the pizza, accidentally merging Libre, Winged Cat Girl, and Fuzzy into one being Benbot not knowing that he hit the people and not the people blitzes towards the pizza only grabbing a 3rd
Libre forgot he was merged
Edited by JKBenbot on Mar 8th 2021 at 6:25:09 AM
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What, me worry?
Matthew sneaks by Benbot while he's distracted with that robot thing and quickly runs off with the pizza for himself.
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Libre kicks Matthew in the nads, scurrying off with the Pizza.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat shoves Libre into a walk-in freezer and slams the door. A few hours later, once Libre is sufficiently frozen, Nine-Tails opens it up again, takes the pizza and goes to defrost it.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
Fuzzy lets go of the others and starts experimenting with the buttons on the McWheelchair. He "accidentally" presses the Plot Convenient Rocket Launcher, which fires two rockets that blow the freezer and its contents into pieces, obliterate Nine-Tails and defrost the pizza to perfection as it lands in Fuzzy's hands.
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For some reason Libre gets thrown off this universe by a half-mannequin half-corpse thing, who amputates Fuzzy to obtain the Pizza.
Later on Libre returns, returning the favor back upon that weird-ass rotten bogosort.
Then he gets smashed by...
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Iris, Princess of Ephedia
... a gigantic hydroclops.
You see, Pbs Kids Fan used a special machine to transfer herself (yes, I’m a she) to the Oddverse to grab a hydraclops from a lake. Pbs Kids Fan then dropped it on Libre’s head, causing him to drop the pizza, and me to swing down and snatch it, while the clops slowly consumes Libre.
Edited by Pbskidsfan on Mar 10th 2021 at 7:29:10 AM
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
What, me worry?
Matthew appears with a Gatling gun and fires it at PBSKidsFan, scaring her into dropping the pizza. He takes it and runs off with it.
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BAM! Libre elbowbashes Matthew and scurries off with the Pizza.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Explora Colores
Bombon does the good old tactic of "Look out! There is an alien!" to Libre to distract him and steal the pizza.
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
The camera pans out to show an actual alien next to the others, who mauls BonBon and delivers the pizza to Fuzzy.
Edited by K-Fuzzy-A on Mar 11th 2021 at 4:26:29 PM
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Iris, Princess of Ephedia
PBS Kids Fan (somehow) freezes time, so no one can move except herself. She proceeds to snatch the pizza from Fuzzy, run to her secret hideout, and restore time.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
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...At which point Libre tackles PBS, scurrying off with the Pizza.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat blows a referee whistle and gives Libre a yellow card for unnecessary roughness (never mind that other people have gotten away with far worse in this thread). He then lets PBS Kids Fan have a "free kick" so she'll launch the pizza into his hands.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
What, me worry?
Matthew takes away the pizza from Nine Tailed Cat (because he ninja'd me when I tried to kick Libre) and uses his Big Boot to kick him to the other side of the world.
Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Mar 11th 2021 at 8:41:27 AM
Vjoi teleports in front of matt, extending out his hand with a smile.
Fun fact, did you know I kept all the powers I've gotten in this thread? Here let me demonstrate. . . HAKAI!
Vjois smile turns into a Psychotic Smirk, Mathew drops the pizza and begins screaming as he is slowly erased from existence.
Vjoi grabs the pizza and walks away.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Unfortunately, in invoking continuity, Vjoj finds himself set upon by an army of Nine-Tailed Cat's clones, each of which is a temporally-distorted werewolf planeswalker mad scientist (among other things). An intense battle ensues, and in the end, Vjoj and all but one of the clones are obliterated. The last remaining temporally-distorted werewolf planeswalker Nine-Tailed Cat then takes the pizza and exults in his victory.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
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POP!
The Pizza's gone.
Someone get it off Libre's hands, he's at the beach!
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Explora Colores
Bombón rides a shark, who bites Libre while he stole the pizza.
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Fuzzy pushes a button on the McWheelchair (get ready to see him do that a lot now). After about half a minute of violent whirring, the steaming wheelchair lurches forward and produces a shot of pepper spray, which gets Bombón right in the eyes and allows Fuzzy to grab the pizza.
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Benbot hires Beerus and Brutus to steel the pizza agreeing that each one gets 1 3rd of the pizza, While Beerus teaches The above poster about fractions Brutus steals the Pizza. But just as they finish the final cut they see...
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