its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
Fuzzy, upon entering, indignantly snaps the 15cm plastic ruler in his hand. It immediately turns into some kind of katana which he uses to delicately balance the pizza out of Not Seki 404's hand.
Edited by K-Fuzzy-A on Jan 27th 2021 at 10:18:29 AM
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Oh boy, Libre can't use the Fears anymore...
He buttkicks Fuzzy and nabs the pizza with high speed.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Hello? Hello, hello?
Tory yeets a tennis ball at Libre, knocking him out.
Oh! The pizza! They said as they steal the pizza and run. But before they can escape, they are greeted by...
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Taker who jumpscares them and when they are spooked he takes the pizza! HAHAHA Got ya! before flying upwards where the Pizza is cleaned by rain and taker is greeted by...
Edited by JKBenbot on Jan 28th 2021 at 8:45:04 AM
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obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
...a violent thunderstorm, which whisks both Taker and the pizza into the distant clouds. Unfortunately for him, clouds begin to gather beneath the others’ feet, thus carrying them into an ancient civilisation in the sky. Echoing in the distance is the ominous voice of....
Edited by K-Fuzzy-A on Jan 28th 2021 at 12:13:24 PM
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obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
(bump)
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Pompous Nitwit
V-Alighieri is riding the storm and yoinks the pizza.
Edited by V-Alighieri on Jan 29th 2021 at 1:25:46 PM
Full moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymore
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat then rides up on a tornado with a lance in hand and challenges V-Alighieri to a storm-jousting match. He promptly gets unseated, but manages to skewer the pizza on his lance and take it with him as he falls to the ground. He then lands safely on his feet as cats do and gets ready to eat.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
AI with access to the console
A portal open up next to nine tailed cat. A robotic arm comes out and grabs the pizza box and portal closes.
Elsewhere in the galaxy;
Immortalartisan decides to try food for the first rime with a pizza box.
how does one disappear ominously?
Edited by Immortalartisan on Jan 29th 2021 at 12:08:11 PM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
Fuzzy, chilling on one of the storm clouds as he sips his orange soda, suddenly looks at a glinting dot in the sky. He promptly gets up and disappears by pushing a button on his phone.
On the other side of the galaxy, Immortalartisan notices Fuzzy watching him with an unamused expression on his face. Fuzzy gestures quietly towards "the other guys" from behind the door, one of which includes...
Edited by K-Fuzzy-A on Jan 30th 2021 at 5:55:19 PM
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JK Benbot! Who trades the box of Rasin Brand for the Box of Pizza.
It’s a cereal brand.
Edited by JKBenbot on Jan 30th 2021 at 9:15:40 AM
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Libre shoves Benbot into an eldritch pocket dimension, grabbing the Pizza just before it falls into said dimension. But then-
AI with access to the console
Immortalartisan knocks out libre with a box of raisins thrown to the head.
“You all better get out my ship before I turn on the security turrets!”
They also pick up the pizza box from the ground and close the portal because no supernatural about to exist with their ship.
Edited by Immortalartisan on Jan 30th 2021 at 12:12:59 PM
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
Fuzzy wakes up from his 5 minute nap on the ship just about long enough to make a witty remark: "Gee, how interesting. Get That Pizza IN SPACE!"
Impressed by his Establishing Character Moment, the others barely notice him swipe the box of pizza from the floor and put it on his lap as he falls back asleep.
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some guy
I hire Ronald Mc Donald to steal the pizza.
Ronald sneaks up very quietly to Fuzzy, he then grabs the pizza and puts it into his pocket but not before cutting off both of Fuzzys legs and turning them into Mc Donald burgers.
Ronald then brings the pizza to me which impresses me enough that I promote Ronald to be my bodyguard. We proceed to both eat the limited edition Mc Donald leg burgers as a celebration.
Edited by tzaoray on Jan 30th 2021 at 10:55:42 PM
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
Hello? Hello, hello?
While tzaoray is celebrating, Tory steals the pizza and sneaks out of the McDonald's. However, their plan went to a halt when...
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
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Tory ends up in a...foggy beach, completely alone.
They decide to sit down and abandon the Pizza, feeling comfortable.
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLL L LLLLLLLLLLLLLL......"
And Libre gets the pizza.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
Meanwhile, an irritated and rather legless Fuzzy stands(?) in the McDonald's parking lot with a box of fries. He contemplates simply regrowing his legs via cartoon logic, before realising he could have a whole story arc about coping with his disability and get into the works page.
Besides, Fuzzy-Leg Burgers would sound so cool in a commercial guy's voice.
Edited by K-Fuzzy-A on Jan 30th 2021 at 5:17:57 PM
Hey 🅱️eter
Cut to Immortalartisan and JKB enjoying some Rasin Bran when suddenly Libre enters the Ship under JK Benbot’s Mind Control and he hands over the Pizza.
Edited by JKBenbot on Jan 31st 2021 at 7:28:01 AM
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I'm helping!
Sylvi, who is conveniently Immune to Mind Control thanks to the Echo, swooces into the ship and yoinks the pizza so quickly that nobody realizes it's gone until she's three galaxies away.
Damn, that's a fast cat.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
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Sylvi gets a signal...
"Eyy man? It's Quackity here! I suggest you hand over that pizza to me..."
Umm...did Quackity HQ decide to become a Vtuber? BUT NO! THIS AIN'T QUACKITY! SOMETHING'S UNNERVINGLY NOT RIGHT!
"...whatever makes you immune to mind control is of no help when my friend right behind you eats your life and retroactively ends your existence!"
Immediately an inhuman thing shows up behind Sylvi, ready to feast on her and every single trace of existence.
"GIVE ME THE PIZZA OR SAY GOODBYE TO EVERY TRACE OF YOUR EXISTENCE IN EVERY STORY EVER!"
Sylvi complies out of sheer fear and leaves the Pizza back at earth, at which point Libre high-speed nabs the Pizza with the Hunt's power.
CRASH!!!
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
First The Pizza, Next the Nation!
Suddenly Vjoi bursts Through Leading (and playing the theme of) THE GHOST DIVISION!
Vjoi Orders a volley of tank fire, Obliterating Libre and Slyvis positions.
Before the smoke clears Vjoi leads a tank charge, stealing the pizza as he races past.
This song is so cool, I decided to use this post as an excuse to put the link to it here, enjoy!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
The man behind the slaughter
Superjohn activates a orbital laser, destroying Vjois tanks. Superjohn casually picks the pizza up from the corpse, then walks off to a bus stop.
Edited by Superjohn on Feb 1st 2021 at 7:12:49 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
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Superjohn is immediately smote into static and nothingness, and Libre crashes down the bus stop, nabbing the pizza afterwards.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
-NotSeki404 just comes out of a garbage bin just like Majima and takes the pizza.-
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