GET THAT PIZZA!

It's R3. Turns out that the black hole was just a really powerful wormhole and the other end of the portal was also the other end of the wormhole. While the odds may be godly low, and this probably not being how wormholes work, R3 doesn't question it and punches Goose away, sending them flying through space (not at the wormhole).

The wormhole suddenly turns into madface8's head. The entirety of space is shifted around do resemble a hallway. With a voice louder than humanly possible, madface8 says:

YOU WANT FUN? MADFACE8 SHOW YOU FUN.

R3K tries to run as fast as possible, but nothing can stop madface8. He closes in on R3K, and everything goes dark.

A second later, the lights come back on, and R3K is gone. madface8, as his normal self, now has the pizza. He walks down the hallway and exits into the castle from Super Mario 64.

Edited by madface7 on Dec 2nd 2020 at 3:28:12 AM

Yayakuza summons the gods of pizza to appeal to them. He succeeds and the gods grant him the pizza.

MP takes the Boring, but Practical route of punching out Yayakuza, knocking him out. MP takes the pizza and packs it with everything in the universe as toppings, making The Pizza the entire universe. MP then devours The Pizza whole. MP then makes a tiny pizza atom in a new universe that MP makes.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Dec 2nd 2020 at 2:22:13 AM

Unfortunately, MP forgot that they are part of the universe. Devouring everything including themselves whole proves to be quite impossible due to that fact. Reality breaks down, and they pop out of existence. Florien and Florian recover the un-universal Pizza by manually picking off all the other toppings, and flee with the Pizza to Northern Siberia.

Yayakuza calls the manager, and gets handed the pizza with no issues.

Superjohn snaps Yayakuzas neck and steals the pizza, stealing a taxi to escape from police.

Edited by Superjohn on Dec 2nd 2020 at 5:53:20 AM

Suddenly, from the castle...

"YOU FOOL! THIS ISN'T THE SHINDOU EDITION!"

R3 bursts through the stained glass window at the front at incredibly high speeds, escaping from the castle holding a gun, shooting Madface8, crashing through the roof of the taxi Superjohn is in, and snapping Superjohn's neck. What happened in the castle is unknown, but it probably involved a glitch. And a gun.

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 2nd 2020 at 5:01:06 AM

MP stomps on the Scuttlebug that R3 was ready to stomp on to realign himself into the QPU, permanently QPU misaligning R3. Suddenly...

William Afton returns, now in a yellow rabbit mecha suit.

   I'm back, baby! You guys thought my arc was over, but I always come back! Now, come at me!   

MP: Alright. Let's finish this.

MP and William's final fight for The Pizza begins...

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Dec 2nd 2020 at 5:22:59 AM

...only to be interrupted by yet another yellow mecha rabbit suit walking in.

   somethingsomething youthoughtiwasdead but it's the final showdown. COME AT ME!   

In the awkward silence created by Wm recycling the "Names The Same" gag from a few pages ago, several henchpersons start placing bets on who the real William is.

However, one henchperson gets impatient and just shoots the new suit... to reveal that it was not Wm in the suit at all, but Pebbles! [pictured left] The voice came from a cheap voice recorder left near the mouth.

Wm is in fact, disguised as a henchperson, and steals the pizza while MP, Afton, et. al., are distracted. He barely makes it to the other scuttlebug WHEN SUDDENLY...

Yayakuza watches from a distance before using his space powers to give all the others visions of the true reaches of space driving them all insane. He then saunters in and grabs the pizza. Pushing up nonexistent sunglasses.

R3, unaffected after playing No Man's Sky, trips Yayakuza. Stomping on the scuttle bug did nothing.

"You... do realize what I just did had absolutely nothing to do with PUs, right? Did that look like 12 hours to you? Because it wasn't."

R3 then takes the pizza.

hi welcome to get that pizza here's the work page

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 2nd 2020 at 6:34:00 AM

I then knock R3 out with a hammer. I walk up to the pizza and quickly grabbed it before running away.

Edited by tzaoray on Dec 2nd 2020 at 10:49:30 PM

Goose suddenly comes crashing from space to the ground, reducing Tzaoray to a bloody stump. With the pizza in hand, Goose utters the following incantation:

Patent portae mundus aterna!

A gigantic portal opens up behind Goose, when suddenly....

Absolutely nothing comes out of the portal.

Goose waits a bit, and nothing comes out.

He peeks his head in to take a look.

When he peeks out, his face has been warped into a 10-foot-tall abomination of fleshy tendrils, and Goose's mind has been destroyed due to seeing something one shall never see. He will forever be a shell of his former self, a monster unable to think for itself, only attacking everything it sees out of fear and uncertainty. At least until he respawns.

Goose drops the pizza and starts to attack everyone in the immediate area, except Mad who has ran off with it already.

Edited by madface7 on Dec 2nd 2020 at 8:10:45 AM

R3 quickly tosses a chill pill into Goose's mouth and forcing them to swallow it. Goose returns to normal as R3 does the same to Mad. Mad gets poisoned from taking unnecessary medicine and dies, letting R3 take the pizza.

"Thank me later, Goose! Even though I'll probably attack you in the near future."

you can just rewrite your post to fix it

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 2nd 2020 at 6:17:14 AM

(ignore. I got by R3)

Edited by Billy5545 on Dec 2nd 2020 at 9:15:11 PM

Yayakuza renders the world obsolete and makes a brand new one, along with a brand new pizza. By default everyone is now extremely bored with the old world, and moves to the new one which is exactly the same,. Except for on small difference Yayakuza has the pizza.

I throw a grenade at Yayakuza blowing him up.

I then grab the pizza and punch a police officer with the pizza to get myself arrested, this sends me to prison along with the pizza because the pizza is an attempted murder weapon.

Edited by tzaoray on Dec 2nd 2020 at 11:28:24 PM

The police officer is secretly R3, who confiscates the pizza. How tzaoray didn't notice FLUDD still on his back is a mystery.

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 2nd 2020 at 6:32:19 AM

"Goose" is still mindless, having his mind destroyed by whatever was behind the portal. The real Goose then respawns and throws the Goose-shell into the portal. Suddenly, a tentacle emerges from the portal, grabs R3, and drags him off, leaving behind the pizza for Goose to grab.

It turns out that the unspeakable horror that Goose had witnessed was PM, who had not only fully assimilated into The Crimson, but also The Corruption as well. Before Goose can grab the Pizza, PM casts a Golden Shower on Goose, before setting Goose ablaze with Cursed Flames. Goose, now a charred husk, is tossed aside as PM grabs The Pizza.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Dec 2nd 2020 at 9:07:24 AM

Yayakuza Garotès PM and steals the pizza.

I try to think of an creative attack... An attack that is so creative that GOD himself would clap at in amazement.... I try harder and harder to think of an creative attack but i get nothing.

I instead force my thoughts onto Yayakuza, overloading his mind with thinking thoughts causing his head to explode.

I hug the pizza and immediately pulled out a gun. Anybody who attempts to steal the pizza away from me is gonna get shot.

Florien (As usual, against the warnings of Florian) attempts to snipe a target. The target is not Tzaoray. Naturally, this leads to Tzaoray dying horribly when Florien misses. Florien and Florian grab the Pizza afterwards.