GET THAT PIZZA!

Wm pushes Jaketroper off the current page, and then takes the pizza with him.

MP distracts WRS with a room full of catnip and laser pointers, locking them in. They take the pizza and then make it into a calzone so that no one notices the pizza.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 26th 2020 at 8:54:35 AM

But then the Chuck-e-cheese fleet arrives again, going into the war crime tribunal gun abalzing

Negami: There is no peace, anywehere.

We then open fire on everyone. Going through the mountains of corpses, Negami reverts it back from a calzone to a pizza.

Vjoi in a drunkin stupor, accidently completes a Secret Test of Character and is brought into a pantheon of Odd Job Gods as Vjoi The Devine Of Unhealthy Yet Tasty Food And Drink.

Using his new found power he conjures the pizza into his hand and enhances its flavor with magic.

Florien and Florian have killed gods. Mostly out of boredom, but sometimes for Pizza.

Fire the god-killing nukes!

They're expensive though...

I don't care, fire them!

Vjoi is obliterated, and Florien and Florian fly off with the Pizza, landing in Freedonia.

MP has taken over Freedonia as a dictator. Florian and Florien are promptly executed by the firing squad and army. MP goes to the nearby pizzeria to enjoy their pizza. They put pineapple on the pizza to prevent anyone from getting the pizza. Because no one in their right mind would eat pizza with pineapple on it.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 26th 2020 at 9:52:53 AM

Then the invasion of Freedonia begins, with the Chuck-e-Cheese army decimating MP’s army. The soldier and military death toll for Freedonia is enormous, with little casuality on Freedonia’s side. MP surrenders the pizza to the current military commander of the Chuck-e-Cheese army. Negami is present in the surrender as MP is on their knees like a lowly servant, handing the pizza over to give to Freedonia’s new overlords (with Chuck-e-Cheese holding Freedonia’s Sigil of Economy)

Evil Foreman: It was finally time for victory to return.

Edited by M1gamiTensei on Oct 26th 2020 at 10:19:58 AM

Bump.

But Evil foreman sheds his disguise, revealing....

ITS ME TROPERS! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

while everyone wonder what SUPERJOHN was Referencing, he escapes and activate the self destruct button, leaving on a escape pod.

Edited by Superjohn on Oct 27th 2020 at 11:26:32 AM

Guma teleports behind Superjohn.

“I knew what you were referencing.”

As John’s head explodes, Guma nabs the pizza.

“By the way, I tried doing this before in another thread.”

John’s head explodes again.

"Hiya, Guma!" Robin cheerfully declares, before throwing Guma out the airlock of Superjohn's escape pod, grabbing the pizza, and instantly casting Return to teleport to his Free Company's teahouse-themed cottage in the Goblet.

Wait a minute, did you just use Swiftcast on Return?

"Yep!"

And your home point is a Free Company house?

"Yepper!"

You can't do either of those things in XIV!

"Looks like I just did! "

Edited by TempestSystem on Oct 27th 2020 at 10:04:06 AM

Suddenly, Jake yells “Look Behind You! Something exciting is happening!” Robin looks behind themself and Jake nabs the pizza.

He then jumps through the fourth wall and destroys the TV Tropes servers so that everyone playing is deleted from existence

Edited by jaketroper on Oct 27th 2020 at 9:16:23 AM

Knife, who took a vacation out of existence on her week off, taps Jake's shoulder. She then grabs a glowing machete and hacks his head off. She then uses said head to beat the servers back into working order, restoring everything back to how it was.

She figures that the pizza is a good enough reward for rebooting the universe, and jumps into a little pocket of spacetime to enjoy it.

[Suddenly, from another hole in space-time, Cutbug drops onto Knife's back and tears off every one of her limbs, ending with her head. After a moment, they grab the pizza, take out their phone, and relax for a bit.]

MP, who had made a pact with Lucifer, sics all of the demons on Cutbug, including a Cyberdemon with a BFG who MP is riding on. After Cutbug is sufficiently ripped and torn on, MP desummons their demon army, and then deploys an antimatter bomb on the center of the earth. After taking the pizza from Cutbug, MP boards a spaceship and escapes the now-doomed earth, but not before tossing a bit of crust to Cutbug. MP goes to the Planet of the Incubators, first transmuting the pizza into a human girl, and them having her make a wish to become a magical girl, who uses a pizza cutter buzz saw as a weapon. MP and the pizza magical girl take refuge in an unknown exoplanet in the Triangulum Galaxy. MP deploys their demon army once again, waiting for any intruders.

"Finally. Now that the Earth's destroyed, I shouldn't have to deal with Negami and her stupid army."

Wait. The Pizza's a magical girl now. Also, wrong "your".

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 27th 2020 at 8:23:07 AM

Superjohn calls MP on their phone, asking "What's you're Favorite horror movie?"

John then appears and cuts M Ps head, and steals the pizza, using demonic magic to turn it back.

Edited by Superjohn on Oct 27th 2020 at 8:49:45 AM

YESSSSS!!!!

The roar of the engine of the armored car cannot mask Florien's audible excitement. Florian, up in the gun turret, pulls out a net.

Here we go!

WHAM! Superjohn is crushed by the armored car, and Florian grabs the flying Pizza in the net. Florien and Florian then drive off to the Some City docks, like they did in their very first attack, all those days (and universes) ago.

Nine-Tailed Cat pumps a massive amount of extra water into the ocean, causing sea level rises that flood Some City and other coastal areas. He then dives down into the submerged ruins to retrieve the pizza.

The Chuck-e-Cheese arrives after having to deal with the freaking rebellion that they had to suppress back at Freedonia. Negami is there, pissed he got duped by Superjohn pretending to be Evil Foreman.

Negami: Shit. Knew I shouldnt have trusted a guy who wanted to destroy the pizza. Huh?

In the radar of the fleet, Negami sees a familiar signature. It was the original M1gami, diving into the water and gaining the pizza, he swims back out, ready to prop open a portal.

Negami: BURN THAT CITY INTO STEAM!

The fleet fires, destroying the city and reducing it to a flood crater. But M1gami was already gone. To a black hole where he dove in, to stop Big Cheesey getting the pizza.

"Wait. I blew up the Earth just so I could be rid of you and your army. How did you get all the way to the Triangulum Galaxy?! Whatever. It doesn't matter. You're all going to be wiped out regardless."

MP sends out their demon army, along with a few extra giant mechs and magical girl fleets, summoned through the help of an incantation to summon the Goddess of Hope Madoka Kaname that MP had done before their unfortunate decapitation by the hands of Superjohn. The Chuck-e-Cheese army is quickly overwhelmed, and MP jumps into the black hole where M1gami went, grabbing the pizza, and exiting the wormhole into an unknown exoplanet in the Andromeda Galaxy. MP then detonates a bunch of nukes implanted all around the Triangulum Galaxy exoplanet that Negami is on, and detonates all of them remotely, exploding the exoplanet. MP, now comfortably away from Negami, chows down on the pizza, before promptly creating a shelter, this time with tighter security, such as turrets, a personal army, surveillance, laser traps, nukes, and so on.

The last thing that Negami sees before losing consciousness is the phallic silhouette of Mara, followed by Lucifer casting Root of Evil, and a Cyberdemon rocket coming straight for them.

I ate the pizza already. How are you going to get it back?

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 28th 2020 at 8:33:55 AM

Inside MP's base, Knife speaks up, sipping a vodka cocktail. "Hey, genius? Next time, pay attention to where you're building your base." She takes a deep breath, and unveils her most powerful form: six glowing wings coated in radiant electricity, multiple eyes, and a sword that is 10 times the height of MP. Towering over her opponent, she smites MP into total oblivion.

After reverting back into her original form, she figures that it's probably a good idea to get out of there. She grabs the pizza cuts herself a portal through spacetime to...a dollar pizza hole in the wall shop in Brooklyn.

Doesn't matter. People have eaten the pizza before and that still hasn't stopped people from stealing it, sometimes with no explanation.

Wm, dressed as a health code inspector, comes in unannounced and declares to Knife that "THIS PIZZARIA HAS A DEADLY DISEASE! IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL GET THE DISEASE! YOU MUST COME WITH ME IMMEDIATELY!", swiping the pizza and leading Knife outside. Once Knife and Wm are both outside, he tells them to "Look Behind You!" and bolts with the pizza before Knife can even look.

Chuck-e-Cheese: Now look behind you.

Everyone: NANI!

Behind every user was a Negami, across all of history thanks to the conundrum of the black hole shooting him across time and space. Simultaneously, they all stabbed every person and killing them all. Then Chuck-e-Cheese holds up all the pizzas that the forum created, meshing them all into this even holier pizza that people trembled their feet over.

Chuck-e-Cheese: It is mine! All mine! I will now become the Greatest Cheesey! One that now even Chapter 7 Backrupcy can stop! HAWAIIN POWERS! CONSUME!

Chuck-e-Cheese consumes the pizza after putting ham and pineapple on it, becoming an unstoppable force of cosmic energy that begins engulfing the multiverse, even his own minions. All the users watch in horror, as their defeat is nigh against this horror that is beyond any god.

Foregami: Not that if I can’t help it!

(flashes back to when Foreman died, M1gami appeared behind him and stored him within a jar that nobody noticed until now. It was when M1gami fell into the black bole, fused with Foreman essence to become Foregami, the strongest of the users.)

Edited by M1gamiTensei on Oct 28th 2020 at 12:10:47 PM

"You monster! You have soiled the good name of Italian cuisine for long enough! This ends NOW!"

MP uses a Mega Mushroom, as well as the powers granted to them by Lucifer and Madoka, to become Mario-P, Scion and Herald of Italian Cuisine.

"With this power, I can rid the world of all impure Italian cuisine. Starting with that... "thing" you call pizza."

Mario-P summons the Pastafarian Flying Spaghetti Monster to consume Foregami, enveloping them in a saucy mess.

"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie..."

Mario-P summons a giant mozzarella cheese moon, smashing Foregami into pieces. They then form the Flying Spaghetti Monster into a dough, grind the cheese moon, and then bake the pizza using fireballs.

"With this pizza, true Italian cuisine will be saved, and purity shall be maintained... Join me, and ascend to true Pizza enlightenment!"

With this statement, the Church of Pizza was established, with the goal of preserving Italian cuisine in its purest form, and executing anyone who dare sully the name of Italian cuisine by putting pineapple on pizza.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 28th 2020 at 12:45:45 PM

Robin, who just got back from some time shenanigans and has no clue what's going on, walks into his local Church of Pizza, takes the h o l y r e l i c (i.e. pizza), and casually walks out with it.

Somehow, despite security measures against "better" methods of theft, nobody had planned for this.