its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Playing, claiming to be a roof inspector, climbs up the roof and steals the pizza.
Dhiruxide swoops in with a jetpack and grabs the pizza, ascending as high up as he can to take a bite while soaring high still when...
Oh Captain!~
...A goose rams into Dhiruxide, causing him to drop the pizza! Unfortunately for Custard, she just so happens to be the one who gets pizza'd. Covered in marinara sauce, she goes to the nearest pizza place to pick up a new pizza.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 3rd 2019 at 11:31:46 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
I use smelling salts on Custard to knock her out. I then perform mad scientist experiments on the pizza to mutate it into a loyal pizza monster the size of the Hulk with sharp pointy teeth, telling it to eat whoever tries to steal or eat it.
Edited by TheGamechanger on Nov 3rd 2019 at 12:41:08 PM
The League of Heroes
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat hires a hero with experience fighting pizza elementals to defeat the pizza monster, reduce it to a normal pizza and capture it in a box. He then rewards the hero for his hard work and takes the pizza box.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Shitposter-General
Quetzal pours a vat of hydrochloric acid on both of you, rendering you safely dissolved. It also disintegrates the the pizza, which is replaced with a Digorno fresh from the toster oven.
Edited by LordQuetzal88 on Nov 4th 2019 at 10:11:32 AM
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!
Playing roundhouses kicks the pizza and the acid to the ceiling, then climbs up to the top of the house, grabs the pizza, then rolls down the hill.
eh
Chef!Awe runs away from the Digorno towards playing, taking the pizza. He is taken by Raptor!Radioactive!Awe, sent flying and let go for the raptor to take the pizza from, falling down to his death and exploding into Ludicrous Gibs.
Dhiruxide turns himself into a knockout gas mist and surrounds the raptor, overwhelming their nervous system. After that he rematerializes into person, snags pizza and runs away like his life depends on it.
Oh Captain!~
Custard, having woken up from the smelling salts bullshit, leaps onto Dhiruxide's back and rides on him backpack-style. Once she grabs the pizza, she jumps off of him onto the nearest trampoline, ending up on yet another roof.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Shitposter-General
Unfortunately, Tree Cat and co are in that house, cooking chicken and rice. At the noise of landing on the roof, they leave the stove unattended to investigate. The stove in the house with a huge stockpile of fireworks and gasoline...
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!
eh
Which results in a massive explosion. Raptoractive!Awe takes the opportunity to take the pizza from the ashes of the explosion like a badass, as he flies through the ashes, snagging the pizza with his mouth...
...and fainting, falling into the ground from exhaling carbon dioxide.
Oh Captain!~
Custard, after a quick respawn, bends over and snatches the pizza out of Raptoractive!Awe's mouth while covering her nose and runs off to the nearest airport. She doesn't even bother with a ticket and just runs through the lines and busts her way into a random 747.
She looks at the pizza with a devilish grin as the plane takes off..
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Passengers witness an incoming Mi G-27 with vengeful Dhiruxide piloting it. He rams the jet into the plane, quickly exits out of cockpit, locates Custard and shoots a tranq dart into them, snags the pizza and jumps off plane.
As he's falling down, he looks at pizza and decides to make it last best thing he does and bites down hard on it, only to bite into nothing and crack his teeth. Wincing in pain, he looks to his right to see...
my current job
...Wm, now dressed as Mary Poppins, y'all, and floating down with a fancy umbrella. He dons a laughably lazy British accent, and politely asks to taste the pizza. He puts it in a Bigger on the Inside handbag, and then floats on his merry way, leaving Dhiruxide behind.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Nov 4th 2019 at 5:04:50 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Oh Captain!~
Custard wakes up just in time (because screw reality, this is a forum game!) to grab onto Wm's skirts and drift off into the sky. After Wm lands and is distracted by... a distraction, Custard steals the magic carpet bag, takes the pizza, and does shitty attempts at parkour to get away.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
eh
awe, spectating the game, now realizes he could have respawned all the time. he does so, right into Custard. atleast theres more sauce for the pizza now.
Dhiruxide, screaming profanities as he plummets down due to lack of parachute, quickly materializes a portal gun. He shoots one portal down and one portal behind awe.
Thanks to terminal velocity, he falls through portal at high speed and rams into Awe, knocking him down and grabs pizza. He then jumps into a heavily armored superheavy tank and drives off. At old farts pace.
Being a paranoid bastard, he hides the pizza in a bag somewhere inside the tank.
Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 4th 2019 at 12:06:52 PM
Inside the tank, Zorua teleports behind Dhiruxide and says "nothing personnel kid", decapitating him with a katana.
Zorua then takes the pizza from its hiding spot and somersaults out of the tank before making a break for it.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Playing grabs the katana and runs to the pizza, using the sword to grab the pizza. He then hides in a cash register, somehow, as he waits for the fighting to end.
Peter
Burglar!Ten, who is dissapointed after the failed pizza heist, decides to steal the cash register that Playing is hiding in, not knowing that Playing or the pizza are in there.
Adorable? Check. Moral? Check. Sympathetic? Check. He is, in fact, a good boy.
Madman
Sif sneaks a hand out from the void and snatches the pizza right up from Ten and Playing
Shitposter-General
Zimbabwe Eagle enters the void, takes the pizza, and puts it in an indestructible fortress with an army of 10ft tall golems made of steel.
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!
my current job
Wm disguises himself as a janitor, walks to the Pizza room of the castle, takes it out to "clean" it, and then leaves the castle, pizza in hand.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
...owned by Wm!
Wm climbs to the roof and grabs the pizza, and is about to take a bite when...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.