GET THAT PIZZA!

However, the teleportation also picks up the Nine-Tailed Cat clones in the bunker. They grab the pizza, set the flagship on self-destruct, then escape in a shuttle to Mars so they can watch the Earth explode (again) while they eat.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

Only to find Florien right there. Florien makes an offhand comment about softer sci-fi, and magitech. It feels more like a handwave than anything, but earth doesn't get bathed in gamma radiation from antimatter-matter collisions, nor does it explode (this time). The Nine-Tailed Cats are sorely disappointed. So disappointed in fact that most of them actually die of disappointment. Florien grabs the Pizza from the cold dead hands of one of the clones and takes over an abandoned oil platform somewhere off the Santa Barbara coast.

Well, yes, but according to physics, even with that protection, the damage that would be done from dropping it on a planet would be from antimatter-matter collisions creating enormous amounts of gamma radiation, plasmizing the rock that doesn't get hit directly by the antimatter. Either way, I don't see why I need correcting other than specifically describing the things which are being thrown at earth. (Which ideally, I wouldn't need to. The point is there was no explosion, because the antimatter never touched any matter of the appropriate type to mutually annihilate into that gamma radiation. Either way, earth did not explode this time.)

Edited by Florien on Sep 10th 2020 at 10:18:19 AM

I didn’t launch antimatter I launched spaceship version of fuel tankers at the planet 5 drams would translate into a metric tonn of antimatter fuel. Hyperspace Travel Fuel Standard starship fuel on which interstellar civilization relies. Composed of anti-matter trapped in fullerine shells mixed in a semi-stable foam with heavy isotopes of hydrogen. Literally how antimatter fuel is made and it’s used in game to bombard planets.

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Superjohn and a army of mercenaries raids the platform and Kill Florien,take the pizza, and blow up the platform. Superjohn returns to fake San Francisco with the pizza when he sees someone really pissed waiting for him.

Edited by Superjohn on Sep 11th 2020 at 6:52:39 AM

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

That someone is Foreman, who sues Superjohn for something, I don't remember more than 3 posts in the past at most, but because Foreman has Money, he can just bribe the Judge, he also made sure his lawyers are accepting actually money, or gum, I'm not paying lawyers my Pizza

Edited by Foreman on Sep 11th 2020 at 10:54:31 AM

Tory then smacks Foreman in the head, then steals the pizza.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

Dhiruxide calmly takes the pizza from Tory and... is struck by a lightning bolt! He turns to ashes. Death Is Cheap is averted, as Dhiruxide is dead for good. For real this time. Actually Killed Off for Real! The pizza is picked by—

I don't feel like participating in this game anymore, as in I'm retiring from it, so you guys have fun. Awe will expunge me from the roleplay header and replace me with a more active participant

Edited by Dhiruxide on Sep 11th 2020 at 5:05:08 PM

Superjohn, who takes the pizza, but takes time to pay respects to a fallen player. Unfortunately for him, someone else doesn't want to pay respects.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

In walks Florien, ready to do something incredibly creative and clever to prevent Tory from picking up the Pizza! Look out behind you! A bear! or not. Tory is not distracted at all. Florien then shoots Tory in the face and takes the Pizza anyway. Florien wonders why they didn't try that sooner, but then remembers their own commitment to taking the Pizza stylishly. Then, a ninja ruins that plan. Oops.

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Florien! Florien briefly salutes the departing player. Briefly because Florien is riding on a bicycle at incredible speed. Florien crashes into Superjohn with the bicycle, stunning Superjohn long enough for Florien to claim the Pizza and cycle off into the distance.

Edited by Florien on Sep 11th 2020 at 8:08:47 AM

Florien becomes aware of Zorua sitting behind them on the bicycle, pointing a pistol to their head. Zorua contemplates making a joke about the situation as this theme slowly comes into the background, before just shooting Florien and levitating away.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

Zombie Guma incinerates Zorua and their gun with fire breath (which they conned Zombie EVIL Foreman into giving them). They then nab the pizza.

Goodbye, Dhiruxide.

Maybe I can go in the header now . . . .

I’m only partially joking.

Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Sep 11th 2020 at 11:13:05 AM

Knife freefalls from the sky and fall right on top of Guma. The heat stemming from Guma's flames and Knife's lightning turn the ground into a crater of dark glass. Knife, while a bit bruised, is still intact, and the pizza is still in mint condition. Guma, however, is nowhere to be seen. Knife grabs the pizza, and she walks off.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

Knife's hands are knifed off by Whistle, who also knifes off her feet and rockets off with the pizza.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

Guma absorbs Whistle’s soul in order to fix the Ruby and restore themself back to life. Unfortunately, this also removes the bite they took in the pizza. They’re just about to fix that when . . .

Florien rides by in a helicopter, with two Alliance soldiers there too. Neither are even remotely human. In fact, one appears to be some kind of Plant Person. They tackle Guma and drag them off to a prison cell in the middle of nowhere. Florien grabs the Pizza and secures it in a safety deposit box in Some City Third National Bank. However, that was a poor choice for Pizza related security because...

Tory, who is somewhat recovering from their injury, had an invisible cloak! They then sneaked in and steal the pizza. With a teleportation machine, they went outside the building. Then they slipped, with the pizza falling into...

(I mean, Tory's a Roblox avatar. They can recover from injuries quite well.)

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

...the hands of Zanreo, who just happened to walk past. She quickly runs away with the pizza, running into an abandoned building...

"Leftover items still have value!"

that just so happens to have Knife in it, graffiting up the place. She spray paints a vortex, which sucks up Zanreo. She then grabs the pizza as it flies towards the hole, and runs to the opposite wall. She paints yet another portal, and jumps in with the pizza.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

Unfortunately when knife enters the other side of the portal, she is immediately decapitated by Superjohn. John takes the pizza and teleports to fake San Francisco to eat the pizza.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

Fake San Francisco is a trap—a Venus fly one, to be specific. As the pizza flies out of San Franflytrap into Whistle's hands, she...

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

Gets hit by

She gets hit by

T R U C K

While run over, Idiot takes the pizza from her.

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy

Tory snatches the pizza from Idiot and runs from the scene.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

Foreman takes a moment to moun Dhiruxide

Foreman then bribes SCP into letting him be a janitor at site 17, where SCP-458 is located, which allows him to get THE ONE TRUE PIZZA and since they can only be one ONE TRUE PIZZA at a time, TLT loses it, he then tells SCP staff about how all the tropers keep coming back to life, causing the SCP foundation to round up and lock up everyone on the GET THAT PIZZA! Thread (except for the 2 who are dead of course, and me because I can bribe them)

However, as it turns out, the SCP Foundation is now run by Nine-Tailed Cat's clones, who promptly have Foreman and all his money put into their most secure containment. They then release everyone else, acknowledging that the pizza-pursuers aren't a threat so much as the pizza itself, and take the pizza for lockdown in its own isolated vault.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

awe921 sneaks into the facility and unlocks 682’s chamber. sure, he gets promptly murdered, but he then respawns in the vault containing the pizza!

he looks out the vault briefly, glimpsing the containment breach and then locking himself in. the foundation gets nuked, sending the vault awe was in flying into the moon.