its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Dutchguy uses Tsukuyomi to trap Sif in an illusion of them eating the pizza, and uses the opportunity to steal it for himself.
Playing removes his brain, and steals the pizza.
eh
awe surgically reattaches playing's brain, but reprogrammed him to obey awe, awe orders playing to give him the pizza. and so he obtains it.
Dhiruxide orders an artillery bombardment on Awe's location. A minute later, shells fall, destroying him and everything around him except pizza which he picks up and heads off to an underground cavern.
Waiting there is the Milkman from Psychonauts. He explains that he has turned to the dark side and he wants the pizza (and that his milk is delicious) before he takes the pizza and leaves.
Edited by AHSVelocity on Dec 6th 2019 at 5:30:38 AM
my current job
Wm, now dressed as a sanitarium worker, escorts the Milkman to a padded room and confiscates the pizza. Again.
He then, of course, opens the pizza box in a room full of starving inmates.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Dec 6th 2019 at 3:12:12 PM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Galaxy summons a Greninja to quickly snatch the pizza and give it to him.
He then rewards it with a berry.
Playing turns out to be the berry, and steals the pizza.
Oh Captain!~
Custard steps on berry!Playing and takes the pizza from there, kindly thanking him as she walks away.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Galaxy makes 1000000000000000000000000000000 pizzas and gives them to everyone.
eh
MANDOM!
Time is reversed so the pizzas never came in the first place!
.. and then Awe steals the remaining pizza from the time reversal.
Dhiruxide approaches Awe from behind, extending his arms around his neck to slowly, painfully choke the life out of him (you did say barbaric display of greed in first post). He then takes pizza and turns into a smoke holding the pizza as he flies away.
my current job
Wm pulls out a guitar and spends the next 10 minutes lulling Dhiruxide into a state of euphoria by playing "Maggot Brain." While Dhiruxide is tranquilized, Wm takes the pizza mid-solo.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Oh Captain!~
Custard grabs both the pizza and the guitar out of Wm's hands. She smashes the guitar and runs away with the pizza in tow.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Playing throws the guitar really hard, and runs off with the pizza.
eh
awe compresses the guitar remains into a new guitar via pressing them against each other really hard, then slams Playing with it.. and takes the pizza.
Dhiruxide runs up to Awe 921 and shows him a magical trick. Awe 921 is so impressed Dhiruxide offers to make the pizza disappear and reappear in Awe 921's hat. So Dhiruxide does a magic trick and...it ends with Awe's arms, legs and his hat poofing away, with pizza now magically poofing in Dhiruxide's hand as he runs off with it.
Edited by Dhiruxide on Dec 11th 2019 at 2:35:12 PM
my current job
Wm, himself now dressed as a magician, pulls Dhiruxide out of his top hat, then throws a drape over him, snaps his fingers, and removes the drape, revealing a pizza!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Since nobody has bothered William for weeks, Puma swoops in and grabs the pizza.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Oh Captain!~
Custard tackles Puma and literally wrestles the pizza out of his hands before running off.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn has been hiding behind a nearby tree and snatches the pizza from Custard as she passes by, then runs.
A great Mascot Mook.
the cake is an alternative fact
I trip Bluethorn and catch the pizza when he drops it.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Playing punches Afterwards, then take the pizza.
Puma freezes time using his magical "Single Use Freeze and Unfreeze Time" device, takes the pizza, runs away until Playing is nowhere in sight, then unfreezes time.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
...Sif comes back from the void wielding a musket! He shoots Dhiruxide dead from the box and flees with the pizza on the back of an Oliphaunt.