Sage of Mind Soractes
Hearing that he’s been given some time to prepare, he thanks Kayla before rushing back inside.
Once in, he makes an announcement, silently thanking himself that it wasn’t late into the night, meaning he risked nobody shocking anyone out of bed
Seer: Alright everyone, sorry if this startles any of you, sudden i know, but i need the following in the meeting room immediately. Nerd Cat, Cat, Professor Cat Jobs and Jamiera Cat, mainly to carry Cat Jobs around since he’s a bit slow on his feet.
After this, Seer quickly rushes into the meeting room and waits nervously, not wanting to take too much time. Thankfully, he didn’t have to wait too long as everyone else showed up shortly after he entered.
Seer: Okay, so there’s this portal outside which leads to someone else’s base, there’s a puzzle that needs to be solved and since were going into new territory, i just want to be safe than sorry on this so here’s everyone’s roles.
Seer: Cat will be my assistant, Cat Jobs will help solve the puzzle, Jamiera will be a bodyguard to everyone and carry Cat Jobs and finally Nerd Cat, i need you to change into Cyberpunk, and locate the coordinates of the other base so that if we suddenly need anything else, we can just call back to home base and send everything by Bullet Train.
Seer: Also, bring me a bag, 150 cat food, it’s for God Cat summoning in case we need him, the phone to phone home base and the Miniature Cat Base, specifically the one with the Normal Cannon. I’ll create the lineup of cats to summon by myself so all of you can get the cat food i need. Alright everyone, that’s everything i want to say so what are you waiting for, let’s go into action!
Everyone except Nerd Cat moved out to find the cat food and the Miniature Cat Base. While Seer was making the lineup, Nerd Cat talks to him.
Nerd: And here i was thinking it would just be a normal day where i can just stay in my basement browsing the Internet.
Seer: Yeah, that’s what you do most of the time except when you’re called for battle, but i guess you’re not in the mood right now?
Nerd: Yes! I just wanted time to look at what the Internet has and maybe have a flame war or two but, guess i can’t do that now huh?
Seer: Yep.
Nerd: Also, i overheard about what happened to Mitama, and Good Cat God was she loud when she screamed for your death. I was curious as to why she said so, so i left the basement of mine and listened in on what i can assume was your explanation for Mitama’s behaviour.
Seer: It is.
Nerd: Oh really? Glad i was right! Anyway, apparently it’s because of something called a “Hunger Games” and since you explained the nature of it i searched it up on my laptop over here and nominated some tributes for you.
Seer: How nice of you! Who’d you nominate?
Nerd: Oh nothing special. It’s just Meow-sketeer and Twinstars.
Seer: That’s an interesting choice for your tri- wait, who did you nominate again?
Nerd: Uhh, Meow-sketeer?
Seer: No not him, the second tribute you nominated
He said, in a panicked tone
Nerd: ....Twinstars?
Seer: Oh nonononononono, that can’t be good. That really can’t be good. Look, you may not know it but the game has some strange effects on-
Cat: I found the cat food!
Jamiera: And i found the bag!
Seer: *turns to the two* Already? Alright, i’ll come out soon!
Seer: *turns to Nerd Cat* okay, let’s keep this small talk quiet so no one can hear us, we’ll talk about this once we’re there but for now, let’s just hurry out of here.
Nerd: Okay, but who’ll be in charge of the base while you’re gone?
Seer: Just email back to the base that Valkyrie Cat will be the leader.
Nerd: Ok then. Let’s get out of here then.
The conversation ended and Seer, along with the cats that he called, rushed out of the base and into the portal waiting for them outside.
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
Dagded Dujardin
The Mysterious Watcher
From the shadows, a mysterious hooded being watched everything unfold, he was quite amused by it all.
???: Hehehehe. Well this is quite the spectacle, I'd like to make all my moves at once, but that can wait for another day. For now I'll just have a little fun.
The figure then teleported itself to Bale's Base, and hacked one of his computers, deleting information about the Nominators in it and blocking out all his devices.
???: There will be a surprise waiting for you back home, Bale.
After he was finished, he shape-shifted into a crow and flew off before disappearing, with Mini-Deadpool and Mr. Godzilla none the wiser.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Power's Home
Ichigo watches as Power continues with her painting, curious as to what the end result would be.
The Voidlands, Strange Facility
"Chisato, now!"
As soon as everyone except Marx's colleagues has left, Shion immediately sets up the explosives, blowing up all the entrances of the facility. Amano then sets the corpses on fire, igniting the whole place. With the facility engulfed with flames and all the entrances buried by the rubble, Marx and his army would never be able to escape. Even if they didn't get burned to crisps, the smoke would eventually suffocate them to death.
Ribey has finally managed to defeat her first enemy through her sheer wit, but, she has lost her most important person besides Hassel himself.
"Finally, It's over."
"In the end, I still can't save Kyoko for you."
"Don't blame yourself, we just got dragged out by our colleagues against our will. Had we actually got a chance to fight them, we could've saved Kyoko..."
"We don't have that much time left, my temporary body will soon rot, and we need to find a way to go back to Panem."
"Forgive me, Kyoko..."
Edited by Mhazard on Sep 17th 2019 at 9:59:43 PM
She/Her | inactive for now
Waiting for Dave to recover from his sickness and respond before I carry on with the V and Jimin plot.
Psyche's Fanfic School - Principal's Office
"Brilliant! Thank you! I'll go join them right away!"
Ms. May enters the office, exhausted, just as Psyche closes the lid of her laptop. "My, my, that lesson took a lot out of me," she sighs. She gives Psyche a meaningful look. "The students are still enthusiastically writing their Jimin/Taehyung slash fiction. No one even cares about Jungkook's pathetic performance."
"Well, yeah, if Jungkook's performance wasn't pathetic, people would be writing about it," Psyche points out.
"True, true." Ms. May takes a seat on the couch against the wall.
"Ms. May, can you do me a favour and be acting principal for a short while while I head out to… investigate some stuff?"
Ms. May frowns. "And what, exactly, are you planning on doing?"
Psyche tells her about her theory and how she needs to go to the Voidlands to see if her theory holds any water - and if so, where the BTS Curse could be coming from.
"Psyche, the Voidlands are an incredibly dangerous place-"
"I know, I know. But I'm not going alone, Ms. May. Apparently there are a bunch of other nominators going, too."
"What for?"
"A mission, apparently."
Ms. May sighs again. "Well, you were never one for teamwork, but… it's clear that you have your own agenda. If you can get to the bottom of this theory of yours… things could get a little more interesting around here, especially as the Death Battle draws nearer and nearer." "Yeah," Psyche agrees.
They exchange goodbyes, and Psyche heads downstairs and outside to the school helicopter. Having memorised the coordinates, she flies over to Gamechanger's base and touches down there.
Edited by Psychedelicate on Sep 18th 2019 at 12:24:50 AM
Kirby
"Whoa. No one could've survived that."
Magolor then leads Ribey, her friends, and Bebe to the Lor. The Lor then goes away.
From the ruins of the facility, Marx breaks out, with the green-haired elite in tow, dazed and covered in soot. He then sees the Lor escaping.
"Big mistake, you pile of scrap metal!"
Suddenly, Homura appeared before him, holding the yellow and red Soul Gems. The green-haired elite hides behind him.
"Give me those, you hag! And how did you survive all that!? Oh yeah, time manipulation..."
Homura then left. The elite then uses her powers to heal Marx from his injuries.
"Thanks."
Edited by Oggy123 on Sep 17th 2019 at 9:22:05 PM
This is not a Rickroll, i promise
The Voidlands, Lor Starcutter
Ribey and her colleagues look at the window, observing the huge fire they have caused.
"Have I gone too far? Is the Transferred Student really my foe? Or is she... I can't tell. Even though I have a grudge against her, she doesn't deserve to die in such agonizing manner at all..."
Ribey comments about the fire she has caused. Even though she and Homura are supposed to be enemies, she starts to regret all the things she did against Homura. It's also implied that the huge fire was meant for Homura, not Marx, otherwise Ribey wouldn't go out of her way to leave such a huge fire.
"First, I framed her up as a criminal and sent bounty hunters after her, then I threatened to use ballistic missiles against her, and now, I went out of my way to engulf her with a huge fire, bury her with rubble and suffocate her to death with the smoke just for the sake of my personal vendetta? All because I assumed that she worked for Marx? What kind of monster am I now?"
Edited by Mhazard on Sep 17th 2019 at 10:57:58 PM
Det. GC's Base
The detective catches sight of Psyche's ship and has his security system let her in the base.
The League of Heroes
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Power's Home
Power looks up from her painting and sees the Dog kayaking with Boris... then quickly shuts Ralsei's ears when the Dog has a rather... unusual argument with Coco Jumbo the next day.
She then adds the legs to her painting, giving it blue paws.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 17th 2019 at 11:35:28 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Power's Home
Ichigo, meanwhile, just shakes his head when Deathstroke winds up being sucked into a vacuum cleaner and launched into the arena barrier.
"Dang it, Slade..."
His gaze flickers back to Power as she gets back to work on her painting.
Dagded Dujardin
Bill VS. Discord (Part II)
Bill and Discord continued fighting, with the two of them evenly matched.
Bill: Woohoo, seems like Mr. Freak isn't as wimpy as I expected him to be.
Discord: Of course I am not, you are seriously making a mistake by underestimating me, Cipher.
Bill: Hoho, good old Discord, putting up a tough front to compensate for your own insecurities. Anyways, when I'm through with you, I'll go after that Twilight princess and her friends and kill them all off, I can't afford them threatening my plans.
Discord was enraged by those words and fired a massive beam of chaos magic at Bill, who responded with a beam of Weirdness.
Discord: You won't win, Cipher.
Bill: Let's see about that.
They both put more effort into their beam struggle, until both were knocked backwards by their power. Leaving them injured and prompting Bill to retreat.
Bill: Fine, I'll let you live for now, because I got places to go. Bye, bye.
Bill then teleported out of there and flew back to Valecor's Lair. Discord recovered only to see Bill escaping and a dimensional fissure opening from which a massive spaceship appeared which almost hit him.
Discord: That was close, although I would usually leave this all to Twilight, I'll have to warn her about the incoming dangers, this situation is worse than I could've imagined.
Ford Gone
Ford's misadventures continued.
Night Two
Ford had decided to humor his would-be killer in the Bloodbath, Lockdown, a bit with some night games.
Ford: Alright, Lockdown, I got a question for you: what is the number I am thinking of right now?
Lockdown: From what I know about humans, it must be 420, a common choice.
Ford: Actually it was 2012, you really need to make better and more mature guesses. Why would I even think of something like that?
Lockdown: Whatever, I didn't really care about this.
Lockdown then left to seek a refuge, while Ford hid in a makeshift camp underground.
Ford: Now, where was I with the investigation of the Dimensional Fissures... Oh yes, I remember, when I'm finished with this, I'll tell Dipper and Mabel about it all. They're 20 now so they should be able to handle this.
He then went to sleep, having organized all his thoughts.
Day Three
Ford woke up and spent the day idling, he then had an idea, count how many times Snow died, as he received a guidebook on the HGS events, he counted them all down and laughed.
Ford: For a man living and ruling with fear, he sure dies a lot in his own games hahaha.
He then went looking for resources to use.
Night Three
Ford found a wild horse which he attempted to tame, only for said horse to trample him to death. As he was transported out of the games by Bale's crew, he had a few things to say.
Ford: Well, this sucks. At least, I'll be back in my world soon.
Bale's crew did wait some time, as Bale's equipment had been hacked and messed up. It took a few hours to finish it.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Capitol
Ridley arrives at the Capitol in one of his crew's signature ships and eventually finds Snow, explaining to him he's an alternate Ridley and that he letter of recommendations for the execution of his prisoners.
Soon Snow rounded up the prisoners and executed them on live television, with Ridley helping with said execution. But it wasn't a quick death as Snow had his men feed the prisoners tablets to give them temporary immortality before having undergo the same punishment V did minus the nominator school stuff. However it was far worse then what V went through as not only did the immortality force the prisoners to endure the pain without death releasing them from their torment, but all the various ways of dying were now much more sadistic and drawn out. On top of all that there wasn't just a boatload of new ways of dying, but an aircraft carrier of it. In the end the immortality wore off and the prisoners finally died.
Valecor's Lair
Some of the villains reacted with disgust over what happened to the prisoners, others smiled and laughed about it.
The Nominator Bases
Naturally the footage aired at all the nominator bases.
The Cetus One - Lab Area
Dark GC chuckled over the carnage.
Now this is more like it. Reminds me of how we do things back home.
The League of Heroes
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The Database Library, Basement
6k1 looks away and shields Mimi's eyes from the "V Incident" being repeated. She also tells Dupe and Ally to do the same.
Power's Home
Power looks up and cringes at the carnage being dealt to the prisoners.
"Ich, Ral, don't look!" she shouts.
Ralsei hugs her while hiding in his scarf once again. Power just concentrates on finishing her painting, this time adding hair and glasses.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Power's Home
"Oh, that's just fifty shades of forked up... Maybe I oughta see if I can get a certain someone to kill that decrepit pile of shi-garbage again, only more permanently this time."
Ichigo looks away from Snow's broadcast, instead focusing on Power's painting. When the screen cuts back to the Games, he turns back to it... and facepalms when Deadpool winds up being offed by the Grim Reaper.
"Ya had one job, Wade..."
Underground Bunker, Rec Room
Kabal yeets one of his hookswords into the TV screen when Snow's broadcast starts playing. His employer seemed like the kind of guy who either had a spare TV or could easily afford a new one.
"Okay, I'd kill that geezer for free..."
He retrieves his hooksword as a pair of droids come in to replace the TV, just as the mercenary had expected.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Sep 17th 2019 at 6:11:32 AM
Dagded Dujardin
The Transmission in the Base
Bill came back after his tie with Discord, eager to report that the Multiversal Convergence was reaching the Equestrian Universe. He arrived to see the other leaders of the Legion watching Snow's broadcast.
Bill: Hey, is it one of those broadcasts where people get killed?
Grogar: It is, we invite to come see it with us.
Bill: With pleasure.
Bill then summoned a couch of living human skin and a glass of blood to human blood to drink. The villains along with their minions watched the spectacle with either awe, shock, fear, disgust or amusement.
Black Hat: Hehehe, this is quite the amusing sight, isn't it?
Nightmare: It is, I like how they do things there in Panem. It's quite nice to see someone who thinks like us.
Bill: Wonderful, absolutely wonderful display.
HIM: Ah, how I missed watching this barbaric customs.
Grogar: This brings fond memories of my rule, when I am back in charge of Equestria, this will be the best way to punish all those Ponies and other creatures.
Aku: Good work there! I like this things.
Lucemon: Such senseless violence, I must admit it was a bit entertaining but became dull and repetitive after a while.
Lilithmon: I am not too pleasured by this, but this isn't too bad.
Machinedramon: This form of entertainment is not transcendent, and it does not interest me.
Etemon: Sheesh, that was a bit extreme, don't ya think?
Piedmon: Maybe...
Puppetmon: Just a bit.
Beelzemon: I couldn't care about this one bit.
Grogar's Legion was horrified by the sight, they weren't quite used to this brutal killings. Cozy was so terrified she hid in Tirek's main, scared out of her wits.
Cozy: I don't wanna see, it's too scary. I didn't knew you could torture somepony those ways.
Tirek: I know, who is the sick madman that came up with those torture methods?
Sombra: I must say, that even I find this act quite despicable, and not in a good way.
The Pony of Shadows and Neoptera both agreed with them.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
She/Her | inactive for now
Detective GC's Base
Psyche enters the base. After some time, she finds the Rubik's cube sculpture in one of the hallways. Near it is a note from Gamechanger telling the nominators to solve the cube in order to meet him. Once she solves it, the hidden elevator leading to him appears. She steps inside. The doors close behind her, and she's on her way.
Psyche's Fanfic School
Ms. May turns pale as she watches the prisoners' gruesome punishment. As though V's fate was bad enough. Even just watching that made her highly uncomfortable despite Psyche's perverse glee over the incident.
Edited by Psychedelicate on Sep 18th 2019 at 2:29:57 AM
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Det. GC's Base
"Gah..." As Zanreo got stabbed, she wondered just what she had gotten herself into. She didn't actually seem to take much damage from it, however... and what was this stuff bursting from her? She looks behind her as the lights turn into a vaguely humanoid being with a flaming aura - of course, this is only visible to herself and other Stand users. She also feels a bit more powerful and... determined? "Whoa! Do you see this thing? she says to the others. "It just appeared and-" The others, of course, don't see a thing, and some of her tributes look at her with a bit of concern.She then turns towards the Stand again. "So you're my Stand, huh? Guess I should give you a cool name... how about..." She looks at it, taking special note of the fire. Fire... Flame... Burn... "Blaze of Life. Yeah, that works!"
Somewhere else...
A young woman gets ready for her mission. She looks a lot like Zanreo, but more ominous and menacing somehow - she is, in fact, an evil Zanreo from an alternate world. She wears an orange shirt, white pants and pale green cloak, and while her eyes can't be seen behind her opaque white lenses just like with regular Zanreo, they are a glowing red as opposed to Zanreo's grey. "So, wonder when I'll get started anyway? Can't wait for this she says to herself.She then turns to someone else, who's currently dramatically obscured by shadows. "Alright... so remember our plans?" she tells someone else.
"Yes..." says the figure as he steps out from the shadows, "they will be on the way to destruction. Ha ha ha..."
Edited by Zanreo on Sep 17th 2019 at 5:40:22 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
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Power's Home
The next two days go by fast. Power winces at the Annoying Dog dying in a plane crash, but presses on with her painting, with Ralsei still hugging her.
Come on Error, don't win this, please...
She adds the star antennae and smudges the body of the painting with a cotton ball to add extra fluff to it. She looks back at the screen and makes a satisfied yes at Error Sans being "dunked on" by the Grim Reaper after almost beating him in chess.
"Is it over?" asks Ralsei.
"Yes, the Arena Event's over, and so is my painting."
She holds it up for her friends to see.
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"This is a Starble... or what 6k1 would look like if she were one."
Ralsei unwraps himself from his scarf. "Awww! What's a Starble? Does it have powers like me?"
"You should go ask 6k1 herself since she has one for a pet!"
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 18th 2019 at 1:24:27 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Power's Home
Ichigo studies Power's pairing of what 6k1 would look like as a Starble.
"Huh... Feeling speculative, were ya, Pow-Pow?"
He looks to Ralsei.
"Starbles are... a hell of a lot more complicated than you'd expect a species of weird fuzzball creatures to be. Trust me on that, Lil' Gandalf."
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Power's Home
"Well... her plan to transform herself into one gave me the idea after all..."
Again, Ralsei looks at Ichi with a derped expression. "Who's Gandalf?"
Power snickers at Ichi's nickname for her friend. "Why not 'Goat Harry'?"
He blushes. "Just 'Ralsei' or 'Ral' will do."
Ralsei then retrieves his crystal ball from his pocket and rubs it.
"Hey 6k1!"
"Ralsei, what is it?"
"I just wanna know what Starbles are, seeing that Power drew you as one."
The unicorn grins as she shows her painting to her.
"What, really?!" 6k1's still cuddling Mimi in her hands.
"Don't worry, I won't bring this one to life. Besides, my aunt doesn't allow pets here since they make a mess..."
6k1 nods and smiles. "I like how you made me extra fluffy, though! Anyway..."
The DM shows Ralsei her pet and lets her wave her little paws to say hi, and explains to him about her voracious appetite, her mischievous antics with her lasers and hiccups, and most importantly, her healing powers.
"...just like me?" the goat wizard asks at the last part. "It's just like having a mini-me by your side, if not a tad rambunctious!"
6k1 giggles. "So... are you three having fun so far?"
"We sure are!" both Power and Ralsei say.
"Ral was so scared when your tributes died, the Snow footage aired, and the Arena Event happened, but we're still having fun!" says Power.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 18th 2019 at 6:35:24 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Power's Home
"Oh, Ralsei... you really have got a lot to learn, don'tcha? Anyway, Gandalf's a very important wizard, to say the least. I'll send you more info on him and Harry Potter later."
Ichigo waves at 6k1 when her image appears on Ralsei's crystal ball.
"Hey, 6k1. I'm little disappointed that Deathstroke got yeeted into the force field and Deadpool was offed by a rage-quitting Grim Reaper, but I'm having fun nonetheless," he says. "I never knew that Power and Lil' Gandalf here were so close until now, though."
Sage of Mind Soractes
Near Seer’s Base
After Seer and everyone left, Doge Dark stood there in both awe at what he saw and confusion. It took a while for him to realise that he’d been standing there in complete shock for some time and snapped back to reality
Doge Dark: .....Well that happened. I’ll just report all of this at morning because honestly, i’m too tired to process, then tell everyone what i just saw. Like, what was that? What even was that!?
Doge Dark got to his feet and scuttled of back to the Doge Base, mainly to get some rest.
Detective GC’s Base
Once they exited the portal, Seer and his cats went into the base and eventually found the room with the Rubix’s cube puzzle that the hologram showed.
Cat Jobs: So this is the puzzle that you were talking about?
Seer: Yep. It’s the one from the hologram.
Cat Jobs: Well this should be easy. Just give me some time to solve it, okay?
Seer: Okay.
Cat Jobs then got into solving the cube.
Seer turns to Nerd Cat, who appears to be watching something on his laptop, to continue talking to him.
Seer: About you nominating Twinstars.
Nerd: Yeah? What about it?
Seer: You see, i made this deal with Anubis that requires that anyone who goes under the path that Mitama took will be punished and honestly, i kind of feel sorry for them. Well, that’s if they do something similar. If they end up not doing anything bad, that’s fine by me.
Nerd: Is that so? After the punishment, will he purify them of their sins?
Seer: Most likely, yes. Why do yo-
Nerd: If that’s the case, then why doesn’t he just purify them from the get go? No punishment required. What’s the point of punishing their evil side if you’re just going to remove it completely?
Seer: .......
Nerd: He made this deal on the spot, didn’t he?
Seer: Well he did show signs that he hated the games in general, so maybe a combination of that and hate for the game.
Nerd: Yeah, that seems to be the reason.
Seer: Yep. Also, what are you watching on your screen?
Nerd: Why the Hunger Games of course! I’m seeing how my tributes are doing.
Seer: You mean my tributes.
Nerd: Yeah yeah yeah whatever you say Seer. Currently, Meow-sketeer is alive and the Twinstars are dead. They fought sketeer to the death after they realised that only one can win and whoever won the fight continues playing the game for the loser.
Seer: Damn, that’s kinda messed up. I know any and all tributes nominated will come back, but that’s just sad.
Nerd: Also, some guys commentated on their fight for some reason.
Seer: Odd...
Cat Jobs: Okay everyone, i solved it! Took some time to do the correct moves, but i did it and it appears that some sort of elevator appeared.
Seer: Alright! Let’s go everyone!
Seer’s group steps inside, the doors close behind them and the elevator begins to move to its destination.
Cat: So were in this base to meet someone who wants to talk to you?
Seer: Yep. Though i’m curious as to what it will be all about.
Cat: Me too Seer, me too.
Appearances of the cats: Jamiera Cat
, Prof. Cat Jobs
, Nerd Cat
◊, Cat
Edited by SimpleSeer on Sep 18th 2019 at 9:47:05 PM
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
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Power's Home
"Really?" asks 6k1, "I should've known when Power already knew what his face looked like!" she says, recalling their pre-party meeting for Snow's.
Ralsei puts his hat down in response.
"Aww, don't be shy!"
The goat puts it back up and smiles.
6k1 turns to Ichi and tries stifling another giggle. "Did you just say 'yeet'? I didn't know you were a spicy memelord like me! Anyway, I'll go give Mimi a bath now. Have fun!"
Her face disappears and Ralsei pockets the crystal ball. He and Power finish the remaining snacks as they look back to the screen.
"I'm rather surprised Rarijack's made it this far," says Power. "Whoever nominated her must be lucky, especially if they're new..."
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Dagded Dujardin
Bale solves a Rubik
Tired of waiting, Bale summoned a Rubik's Cube and began to play with it, until he finished it.
Bale: Took me 19 years, but I've finally finished this thing!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
District 3 Outpost, Panem
The dark elf was woken up by a voice. A hologram appeared in front of a unused surveillance center. It was asking for a Leafsaber.
Mustering the courage to take action and reply he found a messaging component to the complex machinery and managed to say some words before going back to rest.
"You must have mistaken me for someone else. I am Scorbus, also known as the Poison Ivy Assassin. Is this "Timewrecker" responsible for destroying the multiple worlds I have traveled to?"
Little did he know it would be sent to one of the most prolific surveyors of Panem.
Skies of Panem
High in the rancid air was a helicopter dashed in ashen paint and flaming decor. It was playing the Rolling Stones's Paint It Black
as loud as it could.
A door slid open to reveal a purple robot armed to the brim with military-grade explosives.
"Napalm Man on the scene. Establishing contact with allied robotic forces."
He decided to land to safety with a floating platform ran by jet engines. Napalm Man and other robots like him have made a pact with some of the most dangerous robotics companies in existence. Together, humans will bow down before their might.
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."