Godzilla pulled out an *insert religous symbol here* and said "praise *insert deity here* in hour time of need" the rest of the group was slightly confused,(as they were not that religious) in this daze jarad pulled out a beam katana and screeched a mighty roar as he ran towards them.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~
Jarad then evaporated into a pile of dust because of Godzilla's ritual.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Jo still wanted his tuna sandwich.
"Did I do good, guys?" asked Godzilla.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"You did great," Jo responded, with a quick thumbs-up.
Huzzah
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
As there were no employees to be seen, Jo decided to go behind the counter himself and make himself a sandwich.
"Leftover items still have value!"
Jo finished making his sandwich and was about to eat it when a portal warp opened in the middle of the shop.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
The Senate
The god who had saved him earlier, now revealing herself as Providence, was yeeted aggressively out of the portal and through the wall, setting fire to the city outside.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 25th 2019 at 11:41:21 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."Oh, hey," Jo said in response to Providence, not even looking up.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jan 25th 2019 at 12:45:53 PM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
He continued to calmly eat his sandwich as the city outside burned and the rest of his party looked on in confusion and horror.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
However, the others were also getting really hungry and decided to also have a quick snack break before doing anything... while still looking on in horror.
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 27th 2019 at 8:43:20 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
The Ice Queen
"Anyone want some ice cream?" Frost asked after casually wrapping Vibe into a hug.
"Ooh, do you have strawberry?" Godzilla asks, bouncing like a child.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
The Senate
"Yes," answered Providence, ignoring the fact that she would probably melt the ice cream by accident.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 27th 2019 at 2:49:17 PM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
And then she ended up melting everything.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?"Aw man!" Said jack frost as all his ice cream melted.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~
The Ice Queen
Killer Frost turned her head, confused, and asked "Wait, when did you get here?!"
"He's been standing here the whole time," said Jo.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish.""Sorry" said godzilla, as he accidently called killer frost jack frost, to ease everyone's confusion.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~
Weird Al Yankovic ran into the sub shop, saying "Capitalization is important!"
but then godzilla killed him as well.
"what was that all about?" asked detective pikachu in confusion.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?"Can we stop with the BLAMS?" Asked providence, munching on a blt with extra banana peppers, waiting impatently.
you make me want to do terrible things to you~"WEIRD AL, NOOOOO!" cried Godzilla when he realized what he had done.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
The sandwich was immediately consumed by fire, as a god who will not be named just yet had seen fit to save Jo from the horrible fate of being beaten to death with a sandwich.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.