Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Even though I've been out since Day 2, the Kenny Arc is honestly the best part of the season for me.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 19th 2022 at 1:55:27 AM

RIP Morgan all that magic and he was too thirsty to survive

Apparently, Big turning into an Eldritch Abomination was merely a minor inconvenience. Which, given what that bit is a reference to, is kind of surprising.

Will Darth Jar Jar's reign of terror come to an end now that he's tiny? Only fate knows...

star wars for kingdom hearts 4 confirmed

Prairie might be a Sleepy Head, but she would do her best to develop her positive relationship to other tributes.

Wonder if Zendaya will actually kill Lavos, though? Better equip some black elements, given they were white innate in Chrono Cross.

Also, Big is an idiot? Say something we don't know already.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Apr 18th 2022 at 4:09:23 PM

This might be the highest concentration of memes whithin a single season in quite a while.

Last single update before we throttle on the accelerator for the third act.

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NIGHT SIX (postimg / imgur◊)

• Chrom and Robin meet a terrible end, as rumors of possible retaliation by Sans Kenny and Kirito abound.
• Big attempts to get this whole monster thing under control.
• Banana spotted.
  • Potassium
• Riou planks on the quickly-established headstones of Chrom and Robin, but does not find any leads on how they died.
• JACK - IS - DEAD. WHODUNNIT???
• In the quest for more power, Kirito becomes Darth Jar Jar's apprentice??? For their first act as pirates, they feed Prairie to the Sarlacc.
• What if Konata made Kingdom Hearts, but it was a slice of life anime instead?
• Not to be outdone by Darth Jar Jar and Kirito, Minna-Dietlinde advises Lavos, hoping to become a Sith apprentice herself, despite Lavos not really subscribing to the whole Sith thing.
• Reyson cries because Prairie died.
• Mikoto plays that one scary maze game that demands your focus to manage your mouse cursor pixel perfect before giving you the jibblies.
• Fuegoofy used SUNNY DAY!
• The 100 Kennys Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken (Hokuto Hundred Crack Fist) Zendaya Kujo in the face, one punch for each Kenny. Surprisingly, she doesn't die!
• While Kirito is away trying to be a pirate, Sans Kenny Omega accidentally makes something so horrid he gets eviscerated for it. The tag team is over.

THE FEAST (postimg / imgur◊)

• Oh well Lightning and Hope quickly capitalize on Zendaya Kujo's injuries by finishing her off with the frying pan.
• Big decides not to approach the remains of the Lavos-Cornucopia. I think he's becoming more like it each passing hour.
• Reyson also decides not to join, possibly still grieving Prairie.
• Riou finds the culprits??? and force feeds them PINEAPPLE PIZZA?????? like how many KH characters do and do not like pineapple on their pizza??????? DID RIOU EVEN CHECK HIS WORK AND FIND THE RIGHT KILLERS
• Amy's like, "Nah."
• Meanwhile, on the opposite side of pineapple-pizza-ness, it seems Sith Apprentice Kirito is making his way up in the world, handing over pineapple pizza for (Wannabe Sith Apprentice) Minna-Dietlinde, Darth Jar Jar, and (Dark?) Phoenix Konata.
• The 100 Kennys take turns quickly forcefeeding Fuegoofy Goofman... uh, what's Goofy's favorite food? Or Fuecoco's? Anyways, Fuegoofy meets a sad end to his criminal lawyer days.
• NO MIKOTO DON'T SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO LAVOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

DAY SEVEN (postimg / imgur◊)

• Lavos does a dance at Mikoto's grave. Jerk.
• Someone's out here trying to predict Minna-Dietlinde's next move!
• As powerful as Kirito was, he knew that walking down the path of the Dark Side would somehow lead to him getting on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride. RIP.
• Big attacks Konata with a steamroller that may or may not be composed completely of organic material.
• Riou tries recreating all 100 Kennys, each with their own personality.
• Reyson, Lightning, Hope and Amy eat cheese.
• As the apprentice falls, so does the master. Darth Jar Jar attempts to go podracing, but ends up going into PLAID.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Chrom and Robin, Jack, Prairie, Sans!Kenny Omega, Zendaya Kujo, All KH Characters, Fuegoofy, Mikoto, Kirito, Jar Jar

9 tributes remaining.

NEXT UPDATE IN 12 - 16 HOURS!

Edited by Mk_97 on Apr 18th 2022 at 8:29:59 AM

What if Chrobin chose not to do anything about the fire because Morgan had died just recently D:

So much for absurd tributes being successful. I'll root for the 100 Kennies.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 18th 2022 at 8:58:00 AM

Oof. My OC is out, better luck next time Prairie. But since she got many character devolopment, this season might be a good start for her. And thanks Reyson for being good friend with her.

But I'm relief my other three rooting tributes are still fine in this update.

Edited by Justkong033 on Apr 18th 2022 at 11:10:35 PM

Well, that's a bloodshed. Also, I'm sorry to Ichi that Hopurai killed Zendaya

Lavos has no room to be celebrating that kill.

Or worse, Big is the steamroller.

Well Jack's out. At least he lasted for a while.

You can do this Riou.

Well then, Jack tried destroying Scipion's Death School... with predictable results.

On the other hand, I still have a 100 Kennys more to root for! (hey, that rhymed!)

Good morning! Kept you waiting long enough.

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NIGHT SEVEN (postimg / imgur◊)

• The only Sith Witch in the season left, Minna-Dietlinde becomes a sociopathic Wolf of Wall Street.
• The stress of past revelations gets to Riou, causing him to die of heartbreak, probably.
• Konata's cooking incidentally makes Big look even more of an eldritch monster than he is!

DAY EIGHT (postimg imgur◊)

• Hey, somebody's gotta look out for Minna-Dietlinde so that she doesn't completely go mad with power.
• Big trips and falls.
• Unexpected art collab! A surprise calm before the storm.
• RIP Lightning and Hope, killed by Source engine door physics.
• What a serendipitous event! Konata, who is already an Otaku, is now a Super Otaku. With super powers.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Riou, Lightning and Hope

NIGHT EIGHT (postimg / imgur◊)

• Konata ensnares Amy in a net.
• Lavos hears its wannabe Sith apprentice Minna-Dietlinde talking shit about the 100 Kennys, and kills her swiftly so as not to endanger the already tenuous alliance between it and the 100.
• Big pulls the needle that was impaled in the remains of the Lavos-Cornucopia a while back, and with the strength granted from his monstrous transformation, impales the Cornucopia again. This time, the Cornucopia is really dead. Hopefully.
• Reyson goes skateboarding (or more specifically Tony Hawk's Pro Skater-ing), but totally beefs a long chain of combos.

DAY NINE (postimg / imgur◊)

• But not even destroying that Lavos-Cornucopia would prepare Big to get totally curb stomped by Lavos!
• I don't remember Phoenix Konata having such powers. Perhaps she is this mad deity...?
• The 100 Kennys kill Amy for being wholesome, sorta. Definitely has nothing to do with that art collar earlier. RIP.
• Reyson is starting to develop paranoid tendencies this late in the season. Interesting.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Minna-Dietlinde, Big, Amy

4 tributes remaining.

FINAL UPDATE IN 6 - 10 HOURS!

Edited by Mk_97 on Apr 19th 2022 at 10:47:23 AM

Well that's one treacherous collab. C'mon, Kennys...

Konata becoming an otaku despite already being one though

C'mon, Lavos!

I'll be getting my next set of tributes ready.

Ok, in hindsight, Big turning into an Eldritch Abomination makes way too much sense. I almost want to write about it.

Shame he died, though. I almost got two podium finishes in a row...

I'd root for Lavos, but given that he just killed my tribute...

The nail-biting conclusion to Season 213!

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NIGHT NINE (postimg / imgur◊)

• It's time for the final boss fight against Lavos, but all Lavos wants to do is sleep.

DAY TEN (postimg / imgur◊)

• Konata sympathizes or empathizes with Lavos. Hard to tell.
• The 100 Kennys kill again, this time Reyson for the silliest of reasons. Reyson, unfortunately, joins the 4th Place Club.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Reyson

NIGHT TEN (postimg / imgur◊)

• Well that went sour real fast. I think it's for the best that these two never be friends, ever.
• Unfortunately, the 100 Kennys get caught up in their own scheme, earning them a 3rd Place finish.

AND FINALLY, DAY ELEVEN (postimg / imgur◊)

• It's tomorrow.
  • Lavos versus Phoenix Konata. The odds are stacked against Konata, and her (dark?) powers are of little effect, but wait! A last ace in the hole, A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL SLUG!!!

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) 100 Giant Kennies, Lavos

AND SO...

• 3rd Place: 100 Giant Kennies
• 2nd Place: Lavos
• Most Kills: Lavos

THE WINNER OF REBOOT SEASON 213 IS... Konata! (postimg / imgur◊)

THE SIMULATION HAS ENDED. THANKS FOR PLAYING!

• Placements: postimg / imgur◊
• Summary: postimg / imgur◊
• Statistics: postimg / imgur◊
• SAVE GAME PASSWORD: 27HXN1Ot

AFTERWORD: Man, that Sans!Kenny Omega arc shoulda lasted longer. And the Darth Jar Jar arc. Oh well.

Nominations are open for Reboot S214. I will nominate my tributes and suggest events in a later post.

Yoimiya and Klee◊ (Both Females, Black/Mixed Age Tribute)

Edited by MummyGaGa on Apr 20th 2022 at 3:34:05 PM

Main - Kaeya Alberich◊ (Male) (Safe)

Reserve - Chara Dreemurr◊ (Red)

still doin the return of the ocs lol

main: Alexis◊ the Broadway diva (female, safe)

reserve: Kim◊ the tattoo artist (female, safe)

Bodyguard Raiden◊ and Reserve DLC Sam◊

Both Male and Safe