Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

That totally sounds like what Zetta would say.

Even in HGS, Reiner alway got worf'ed. He doesn't even have a chance to reveal something.

Edited by Justkong033 on Feb 26th 2022 at 3:33:26 AM

S.I.L.L.Y.D.I.L.L.O.: Send In Lovely Lizards, You! Don't Incapacitate Lovely Lizards, Okay?

Welp, at least my Tempting Fate didn't kill Priyanka— oh wait...

Shang Tsung, bringer of Armageddon? It's more likely than you think.

Also, good on Zohan for avoiding Shang Tsung's bait.

le sigh, I am out early this time.

That's a lot of bad luck events, seems the RNG woke up on the wrong side of bed.

Also, I love the way this formatting looks.

Better make it for Vanessa's sake, Kingpin.

• BATTLE THEME

Face/Off - Escape

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   • The Astronaut in the Ocean checks out some ruins that are dated back to Hunger Games Simulation of seasons past. And joining him in the expedition are Sand Anakin (who's surprisingly managing to not let his sand phobia get the better of him), Zohan and Steve, with everyone there arriving via the latter's food truck.
   • The CD-i Ganon wishes now that he hasn't worn his monocle as he doesn't even get a chance to finish his book after seeing the portrait of the author at the back of the book. We all know Ganon isn't much to look at, so the author must have been hideous-looking if it even scares him.
   • Bob Newby doesn't really trust Revilo's food and fears the yarn dragon might have poisoned it. But Revilo eats the meal just to prove to him that it wasn't.
   • Give it to Jack Rourke. He is an intelligent man as he plans a way to try to win the Hunger Games. But he better hope the RNG works in his favor.
   • And that's the end for Overlord Zetta as he falls into a pond which happens to be boiling. You can hear his skin fizzle as he's simultaneously scalded and drowned. Quite the horrible way to die.
   • The Disney Dragons get scared shitless after watching a robot horror movie which terrifies them so much, they all have nightmares over it!
   • The Kingpin and Berthold team up as they look to cap SilverAsh from several hundred feet away. But SilverAsh gets spared as our would-be snipers get distracted as Marie-Thérèse raises the roof and straight up disses Warrior Ing, yo.
   • Gretchen?! Of all people, Gretchen is the cousin of the mother of Baby Moses?! It has to be too good to be true! And after the test results come in, it shows that it is.
   • Borat, who still finds himself adjusting to life outside Kazakhstan, finds himself fascinated by UFOs and hopes he can get some proof of it and sell them to a famed publisher so he can be a big hero to his native country. But nope, they're just flying blocks of wood.
   • Niftu Cal beats Kano in a fight and finishes him off by ripping out his heart. Then Niftu Cal takes Kano's corpse and uses it to beat Funyarinpa to death. Double Fatality!
   • The Soul version of Marie Antoinette decrees "Let them have bubbles!" as she and Cross blow some bubbles down by the lake.
   • Chaos Kin fires its eye laser at what appears to be President Snow. But upon closer inspection of the corpse, it turned out to be Sillydildo, I mean Sillydillo, in disguise. While Chaos Kin can't quite chalk up another Snow death, it still nevertheless eats Sillydillo's soul.
   • Thunderland and Cesare team up to find out who killed Yukari. But Yukari gets up and tells them "Psyche! And I don't mean my nominator, either. I'm still alive."
   • Elfin is not amused over Yukari faking her death and demands the game makers to remove that from the season history.
   • Looks like there's about to be a BBC brawl as James Moriarty looks to go after the Third Doctor. But Mortiarty is a little too fast as he hits a wall, an invisible one, and is promptly teleported back to where he started.
   • Dan Lewis telling a group of tributes that they would have better use of a whole forest rather than some mere grass.
   • In prison, Solid Snake improvises by playing dead with ketchup and when Alice goes to check up on him, Snake body-slams her to the ground as he makes his escape while locking up Alice himself.
   • Some don't appreciate the fact that a giant robot is here to give out a certain carbonated beverage to the people. And that's a shame, because he's a hero in my book.
   • Liquid Snake has a nice laugh over watching Charlie get crushed by a tree and Pim's reaction to it afterwards. Granted, this is a TV show he's watching and that doesn't happen to the duo in real time. At least, not yet anyway.
   • Since Adobe Flash is no longer a thing on the internet, he ends up trying to cash in on his past fame and give a PSA on bullying.
   • wingedcatgirl confirmed to be a tribute next season? Watch out, everyone, because that cat has claws!
   • The music blares in the background as the mad doctor faces off against a caffeinated foe.

• DAY 2

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   • The Disney Dragons believe in the power of love and how it can make the world much better. They all share their wisdom with Charlie and Pim.
   • Somebody is bringing Coca-Cola into Panem and Pepsi Convoy feels the need to scream in horror over the site of Coke, but he can't as he has no mouth.
   • Chaos Kin on the attack again, this time coming close to killing Berthold. But he manages to have an idol up his sleeve, hoping it can save him. But it's a fake, and he dies.
   • Warrior Ing's river-rafting adventure ends down a waterfall.
   • While Solid Snake makes a mistake while performing for some tributes, he still manages to keep going and finish it, earning the applause of the group. Even his evil twin brother, who is surprisingly supportive of him despite the animosity they have for each other.
   • Looks like Steve is about to get some unsolicited hugs.
   • Sand Anakin is about to die. And right before he expires, he wants to be buried in his fursuit and asks Cesare for a custom-made coffin so he can fit inside with those big ears. And to also not bury him in sand. That too.
   • One of the sponsors come up and sells a lootbox to Adobe Flash, which he gladly buys.
   • That is certainly one unique family. Unique enough to win an award because of how awful they are.
   • Jack Rourke and Gretchen spit out some mad rhymes over Bob Newby dealing with squirrels in his pants, courtesy of one MC Marie-Thérèse.
   • "Let her have smallpox!" The Marie Antoinette Soul ends up getting smallpox, killing her as well as the repetitive "Let them have (blank) jokes. For now, at least.
   • Alice definitely has that Southern accent down. She'd fit right in the Wild West life.
   • The Mad Doctor and a pony form a friendship over the latter and something about eating a gun.
   • It's BBC Brawl Round 2! After failing to go after the Third Doctor, Moriarty is looking to redeem himself as he's pitted against Dan Lewis. Dan doesn't want any part of this as he tries to make his escape. But Mortiarty is hot on his tail and catches Dan, where he makes the kill. After his unsuccessful attempt at the first BBC Brawl, Mortiarty definitely redeems himself, with blood.
   • The Third Doctor is wanting love and is advertising himself for hugs.
   • The Kingpin and Cross decide to have a little fun with Elfin and SilverAsh as they trick them into going into a foghorn. The latter two are searching for the monocle-wearing CD-i Ganon and the former tell them he's in the foghorn. As the duo go inside to search for Ganon, it loudly blares and blow them away to the other side of the Arena. Don't worry, folks. They're okay!

• Fallen 2

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   • Number of Deaths: 9
   • The Fallen: Overlord Zetta, Kano, Funyarinpa, Sillydillo, Berthold, Warrior Ing, Sand Anakin, Soul!Marie Antoinette, Dan Lewis

• Elimination 2

  • Number of Eliminations: 6
  • The Eliminated: Myskywarm, FollowTheMap, Bluethorn, JustKong033, SomeLibre, MummyGaGa,
  • Remaining Nominators: 25

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Feb 25th 2022 at 11:21:26 AM

I guess Niftu Cal really was a biotic god after all.

Looks like the Chaos Kin got really hungry for souls in this update .

Also, RIP the warrior Ing.

Look like my luck just ran out. They didn't even have a chance to reveal about abilities to tranform into titan to anyone.

Edited by Justkong033 on Feb 26th 2022 at 12:26:21 AM

Oh COME ON, is this what I waited 5 days for?

Edited by Bluethorn on Feb 25th 2022 at 9:48:40 AM

Where's that Bible verse that says that Gretchen and Yocheved are cousins?

Also, I think Priyanka treated Thunderlane's gun-in-mouth disease, and that's how they became friends, because FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

Elfin(s) makes fun of Chaos Kin in the Bloodbath only to get pranked in Day 2. Hilarious.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Feb 25th 2022 at 3:45:45 PM

I was hoping the Funyarinpa would've done something funnier, but hey, we can't get everything we want from the RNG.

I genuinely thought Yukari had died for a second there

Never struck her as the type to fake her own death, haha.

Part 3

• Last Update Recap:
  • In the last update, we have a lot of deaths. Zetta got boiled alive like Hell. What an undignified death for him. Meanwhile, SilverAsh narrowly survived an assassination attempt.

  • Kano proved to be no match for the power of a vorlu life-support suit as he found himself on a receiving end of fatality. His body was then used for another fatality on a work of art.

  • Next, "President Snow" got his soul absorbed, but to the disappointment of his haters and whoever's keeping his death counter, it turned out to be Sillydillo in his costume.

  • Another close call with Yukari. This angered Elfin so much she wanted it gone, but the Gamemakers obviously said no to that.

  • wingedcatgirl was nominated as a tribute by Ringo, while a third close call happened when Coffee pulled an Undyne.

  • Pepsi Convoy lost his mouth or an equivalent body part for speaking, while Berthold's idol failed to prevent his soul from being absorbed.

  • The Warrior Ing got washed down a waterfall, while Sand Anakin passed away naturally. He turned out to be a furry as well.

  • Marie Antoinette's soul inexplicably died of smallpox, while Moriarty committed yet another crime by murdering an escaping Dan.

• Battle Theme:
  1. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency - Overdrive

• Night 2
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     • Priyanka wins a literal lemon car. That's gonna fall apart quickly I think. Either way, no one wants this car.

     • SilverAsh ruins his fancy Kjerag dinner. Again, it's unfitting for a powerful man like him. How would his siblings and loyal employees think?

     • Coffee finds himself in prison after being knocked out by Revilo. However, he manages to get out after making a bomb of cards correctly without having it blow over his face.

     • The other food, or rather, drink spirit manages to dodge a punch from a great assassin by flash stepping. That must be an amazing lactose rush.

     • Therésè is lucky that the cannon which announces Dan's death late only gives her a little concussion.

     • Somehow, the hairstylist manages to hide from Alice. I guess the power of Pepsi, Kazakh trouser belt, and dragons aren't so great at hiding someone after all.

     • Yukari's milk might be blessed by Milk herself at some point.

     • Another rap battle! Unfortunately, Kawaii~chan doesn't have the same fortune as SilverAsh did as she gets sniped by Liquid Snake with his expert combat skill for interrupting his rap duel with Chaos Kin. It's an important battle of survival for anyway Liquid Snake anyway. As a result, Chaos Kin eats Kawaii~chan's soul.

     • What a tribute betrayal! Moriarty reveals his unsavory thoughts about a fellow villain, Kingpin. Unfortunately for him, Kingpin is nearby, so Kingpin bashes Moriarty literally for his trouble.

     • Jack forces Ganon to speedrun the restoration of thousands of events. Now Ganon is the fastest event restorer alive.

     • Charlie and Pim transform into colorful, smiling manta rays. After all, there are still undiscovered secrets with the art of acupuncture. And on the flip side, I think their new form can better make people smile.

     • The thought of Shang Tsung doing Mayuri Shiina's signature greeting is pretty cursed, because one's an innocent teenager and the other's a very evil sorcerer.

     • And of course a Mortal Kombat event happens right after an event that a Mortal Kombat character got in. Ringo grabs a kunai with a rope and pulls a Scorpion on Thunderlane. Remarkably, she's fast enough to have it keep up with a pegasus.

     • Bob is surprisingly slippery, as is the hard ground.

     • Adobe Flash isn't bright at spelling that word.

     • The Astronaut in the Ocean becomes an Astronaut in the Lake and obviously survives because they already have experience in the ocean.

     • I wonder who writes this?

     • Zohan threatens Yocheved, but I don't think it's a good idea to threaten the mother of the man who led his ancestors to the Promised Land.

     • Cesare plans to use the starfighter to make his business more competitive.

     • On the other hand, Steve is subjected to yet another embarassing event as his toes get stolen by Elfin.

     • Niftu, and by extension, his entire race can be considered a SCP himself after all. But I'm surprised they allow him to work like am agent or scientist for now.

• Day 3
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     • SilverAsh is far from a loveable sidekick type. He's more like a stern leader and intelligent chessmaster.

     • Cross reads to some tributes a newspaper comic about how illegal driving is bad.

     • Kingpin gives Borat a taste of American passionfruit perfume, but Borat thinks it's still inferior to the Kazakhstani one, since Kazakhstan invented the passionfruit perfume like they invented toffee and trouser belt.

     • Snake suffers from Trevor Philips' hallucination after smoking a blunt from some stranger who runs another stand. Looks like Solid Snake secretly has a fear of clowns.

     • Ganon develops a love-hate relationship with a quiche. On one hand, he loves the taste. On the other hand, he wants it to DIE as he leaves it on the ground and tells it he'll be right back.

     • Niftu brings his vorlu ancestors back with a can of Pepsi. This is totally not sponsored by the Pepsi Convoy guys.

     • The Third Doctor is worthy enough to be allowed to wield the Mana Sword, so he'll be able to defeat various evil forces across time.

     • Adobe Flash snaps like a Murderverse scum as he decides to take trophies. Having taken Priyanka, Milk, Zohan and Cesare hostage, Adobe Flash uses his chainsaw to commit a massacre on them. He then keeps their bodies as proud trophies.

     • Shang seemingly wants to take control of the dragons' minds and then souls, but he makes them addicted to gambling instead. At least it will make them weaker to him in their next encounter.

     • Ringo improves her skills in firearms by blowing a balloon using a newfound assault rifle.

     • Gretchen suffers from heart attack, but she survives as Gretchen the Glorious.

     • Once again, the Astronaut in the Ocean becomes the Astronaut in the Pool, with said pool being infested with crocodiles. During all this, Yuzuki sings an edgy Vocaloid song. But they somehow survive. Must be their astro suit doing the work.

     • Elfin is selected as a test pilot for a new fighter jet. Unfortunately, the special device on the plane malfunctions, causing the plane and Elfin with it to seemingly disappear. The tributes will later then find her sporadically and realizes that she's still alive, but desynchronized from time, like Tracer from Overwatch. She promptly gets stabilized with another device, granting her Tracer's powers.

     • The Pepsi Convoy processes the chess pieces inside his robotic body while Bob isn't looking.

     • Alice throws a boot at the manta rays. Unsmiling, they proceed to shot her with their stingers, both of which hit right in her heart. Alice dies with a frown.

     • Thérèse should be curbstomped by this as she's just a muggle, so she's lucky that Revilo saves her before she can die to pegasus power.

     • Liquid Snake wants to find the seven Dragon Balls to instantly win against Solid Snake and achieve his goals. He may even try to force Shenron to do his biddings.

     • Chaos Kin absorbs an entire can of soda, which nourishes nothing within the Chaos Kin as it only eats souls.

     • After running the original text of the above event through few languages and back, the end result is "The confused relative ordered a box of soda. Eat the whole box."

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     • Number of Death: 7

     • The Fallen: Kawaii~chan, Moriarty, Priyanka, Milk, Zohan, Cesare and Alice

     • Remaining Tributes: 28

• Elimination 3

  • Number of Elimination: 2

  • The Eliminated: Troper No 9001 and Matthew L Mayfield

  • Remaining Nominators: 23

Thank you Astronaut, you are indeed body-ing the waters.

He's meant to be in the ocean, not in the pool!

I'm glad you're doing better than the last time I nominated you, Kingpin, but did you really have to pull a tribute betrayal on Moriarty like that?

At least Zetta lasted a bit longer than Krichevskoy.

Was gonna say that he killed him for insulting him, but that's just petty. Well at least you've still got Kingpin, for I'm out.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 26th 2022 at 2:10:09 AM

Adobe Flash: Does a PSA on bullying

Also Adobe Flash: Kills four people

• Part 4

• Previously on the last update:

  • Kawaii~chan had to learn the hard way not to interrupt a rap battle between a soul-eating monster and an evil twin and pays for her life. Ichi's tributes have some strife as Mortiarty disses the Kingpin in a confessional booth, right before the latter hears every word he says and makes the former pay penance with his life.
  • The monocle-wearing CD-i Ganon has to deal with the tedious task of putting up events in HGS after deleting half of them. And Ringo has gained the powers of Mortal Kombat's Scorpion.
  • Two best friends Charlie and Pip become mantra rays and even end up killing Alice after she throws a boot at them.
  • Steve loses his toes to Elfin. And Borat is not impressed with Kingpin's passionfruit spray. And we learned that Solid Snake's true fear is clowns. Maybe that's why he hides in the cardboard boxes. To protect him from the clowns.
  • Ganon has a love-hate relationship with a quiche. And Shang Tsung makes the Disney Dragons gambling addicts in hope he can weaken them before he steals their souls.
  • Adobe Flash goes on the warpath and brutally kills Priyanka, Milk, Zohan and Cesare. Gretchen briefly dies, but she gets better real quickly.

• Battle Theme

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• NIGHT 3

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   • As a result of her faking her death earlier, Yukari becomes cursed. Psyche! And I don't mean the nominator either, I'm telling her she got psyched.
   • A sword manages to make itself fly right through Niftu Cal's chest. But Niftu Cal proves badass enough to pull it through his chest and wield himself a new weapon.
   • And Liquid Snake brings in his own brand of performers he calls the Liquid Bananas, which include all the Disney Dragons and Kingpin. He makes them all sing "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time" on threat of giving them all FOXDIE.
   • That's some pretty good legal advice there. Punching judges usually does not end well for those on trial.
   • And now Borat can truly become a huge hero in his native Kazakhstan as he lets Elfin direct his next "documentary" with a very large budget. Borat has become a true Hollywood Player, no doubt making his countrymen proud.
   • Coffee decides that he will treat everyone with equal respect as he is here to become the leader here. And if anyone gets out of line, he'll beat them with his coffee abilities.
   • Astronaut in the Ocean summons Solid Snake and Chaos Kin to build a town hall around SilverAsh, Charlie & Pim and the Third Doctor. The duo locked them all up inside and detonate it with some C4 Snake had on his person while Chaos Kin devours the souls of the ones who are killed.
   • Revilo and Thunderlane successfully disarm a bomb that was about to blow up a factory.
   • Love doesn't only hurt, it also kills. Gretchen tries to change her obnoxious personality to become more loving after making Horcruxes after being urged to do so by Thérèse. She does so, but the process was much too painful for her to bear and it ends up killing her.
   • He is a robot. Surely swallowing flex tape won't hurt him, surely.
   • Shang Tsung fools Steve so he can get away quickly.
   • Adobe Flash gets stuck inside a mirror maze and no one is willing to help him after his slaughter of four people earlier. He starves to death, bringing an end to Flash for good.
   • The monocle-wearing CD-i Ganon comes back for the quiche he left behind earlier and writes a paper about the emotional damage it's suffered from its toxic relationship with him.

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   • Monocle-wearing CD-i Ganon can't decide if he wants to go for the guy who has the online name "Snake Beater" or the one who has the food truck and no toes. Ganon decides they're not worth it and rejects them both. Guess he still has a thing for the quiche and doesn't want to cheat on it.
   • Bob Newby is greeted by the sight of Astronaut in the Ocean rising out of the ocean, waving with a raised finger, telling him to "Hold the fuck up".
   • Yocheved finds a sign that says that she's dead and it's signed by Liquid Snake. Is she now infected with FOXDIE? Who knows? But she lives for the time being.
   • The Pepsi Convoy does indeed touch Jack Rourke with a 10-foot pole, and he gets knocked out cold with it.
   • Cross is in need of emergency surgery! Coffee asks people that he needs a kidney and fast. Elfin volunteers and her kidney goes into Cross's body. Unfortunately, his body rejects it, and he dies a slow, painful death.
   • Guess it's a Kazakhstani custom to hit someone if they fall asleep at the wrong time. Either way, Revilo wants nothing to do with it.
   • Yukari tempts fate, only to find herself instantly getting killed for it. And psyche! She's not faking it this time.
   • Ringo gets herself a new pet foal.
   • Thérèse sends a Lizard Mutt to go after Kingpin. But he blows it up with some explosives he has.
   • Thunderlane, Niftu Cal and Chaos Kin team up to trap the evil sorcerer Shang Tsung, which involves using soul food. But the sorcerer doesn't fall for their tricks as he starts eating a bag of chips.
   • The Disney Dragons now speak incoherently after eating some type of cereal.

• FALLEN 3

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   • Number of Deaths: 7
   • The Fallen: SilverAsh, Charlie and Pim (as one tribute), The Third Doctor, Gretchen, Adobe Flash, Cross, Yukari
   • Remaining Tributes: 21

• ELIMINATION 3

  • Number of Eliminations: 6
  • The Eliminated: Billy5545, VengefulBale, EeveeGirlChey, Ozbourne, Oggy123, Psychedelicate

  • Remaining Nominators: 17

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Feb 26th 2022 at 3:18:29 AM

Shang Tsung:    That soul is MINE!... But not now. (noms on potato chips)