Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
FIREEEEEE
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's WeezyI doubt anyone'll feel bad about you adding that mortal to your body count, indirectly or otherwise, Black.
Suddenly the RNG really has a thing for killing off my tributes early on.
Night 1: oh god akai's elastic now. well jack took the misname well.
Day 2: oh god akai's getting interrogated. yeah jack, i'd be confused as well.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureI'm going to guess that Starset hacked the speakers on Night 1 to play Monster on a loop.
And when did Band-Maid become Touhou fans?
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Pfft, Frisk and Asriel riding on a horse
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."It's okay Johnny, anyone can be a burning trash fire if they set their mind to it.
Third updateting
- Battle Music
- Night 2◊ (Backup◊)
- A supervillain team made up of Loren, Neria, Cockroach, Mouse and the ever corruptible Noelle is formed to stir up trouble.
- Chesnaught reveals he's been an alien in disguise all along
- Johnny Joestar is a boun-dary hunter, the best you can ever find.
- A mega-crossover fic is written by the minds of two strange children.
- Bloku and Nergal decide that crime's been running too rampant and someone ought to stand against it hence they becoming detectives.
- Klebitz gives Stock some extra clothes because the washer stock clothes are shrunken.
- Loopy might have a secret to his Loopiness... Except it's a rumor.
- Akai and the pineapple are best ship ever don't fite me, you know it's true.
- Queen proves terrible at being a surgeon and is called out on it.
- Kris decides that they can do better than Sans at doing their own version of Stronger than You and goes for a creepy cover.
- Meanwhile turns out the other Loopy is implicated in illicit trades with Typhlosion after all.
- Amanda Waller is a bad cooking teacher, luckily no one dies due to her lessons.
- Starset trolls Amethyst with onion apples.
- Princess Shroob almost falls victim to bridge-jumping peer pressure but backs out on time.
- Luis does some peak stabbing techniques to take out Satai.
- Russell tries to lecture the psychotic Noodle about the true american values, she doesn't listen.
- Day 3◊ (Backup◊)
- Russell goes mad over failing to get his movie done and starts susbtaining on worms.
- Chesnaught, meanwhile, is living the life.
- Kestrel finds himself with an incendiary exponent console.
- Typhlosion does not appreciate being pet, thank you very much Loopy.
- Princess Shroob finds some... strange fanart, that makes throw up and do what it takes to remove the memory of the sight.
- Noelle has fallen so much into the Route that she's avoided by other tributes for her cold aura.
- Bloku recommends Deltarune for the following evening.
- Starset gets caught from a fall by Noodle.
- Jack tells Kleblitz that he ought to improve his breathe in some way.
- Brand-Maid gets stuck getting beat up by Quessal.
- Amethyst gets eaten by a watermelon monster (not Watermelon Tourmaline) that she thought was a normal giant watermelon.
- Akai saves Nergal from the clutches of the evil Johnny Joestar.
- Frisk and Asriel somehow heal Luis with lava.
- Mouse and zombie horror games make up for a strange combo.
- Stock won't let unapproved CM entries get through without punishment for the crime.
- Kris decides to reset stuff when they lose a game.
- Daffy gets good mailing stuff.
- Fallen Tributes 3◊ (Backup◊): Satai, Amethyst, Jellystone!Loopy
Is Toriel just doomed to never make the podium? Oh well, at least her killer got karma for it. (shot)
And it's no wonder Chesnaught can survive without a head. It's an alien!
Also, Deltarune continues being shamelessly promoted while Frisk and Asriel pull a Vulkin?!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 24th 2021 at 12:10:40 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"JUNIOR DETECTIVE NERGAL LMAO I CAN'T EVEN
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Killstreak reward?! She's killed one tribute! That ain't a streak! You get nothing!
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Goku Black and Nergal as junior detectives, tho.
And who knew Goku Black liked Deltarune?
I know Loopy De Loop debuted in the 60s but come on... 😅
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."Saiai forgot to active her offense armour(air shield) nor newly stone ability and get caught off guard. oof'ed
Lol not only Queen would cheerfully says she is sued for malpractice, it's none other than Fem!Kris who did
"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."Fourth update!
- Battle Music
- Night 3◊ (Backup◊)
- Luis joins up a brand-new contest release of something about Luis' source material.
- Daffy claims a lot of things that aren't really claiming at all.
- Kris decides to Art Shift into clay and gets killed for it by Akai.
- Random hugging is now a distributed part of the games on sessions.
- Kestrel is looking for some rare requirements for a partner.
- Fem Kris and Johnny Joestar end up stuck in a giant hole for the night.
- Typhlosion gets bored with the peaceful night.
- Starset gives Loren a reason to say strange words such as isotrimetic.
- Amanda Waller gets subjected to an unlucky series of events.
- Nergal is disgusted by Noodle telling him she loves him and rejects hers and Mouse's chocolate bars as a result.
- Nelia ITEM BAG FUCK? We getting bad translations now.
- I have no idea what Noelle means by that but ok.
- Queen teaches Loopy how to play YGO as she sees the upcoming ARC-V update for Duel Links.
- Joshua should've lampshaded the badness of his disguise.
- Day 4◊ (Backup◊)
- More R34 is found as Loren is the unlucky witness in this one time.
- Stock gets stuck and is up to Bloku, Queen, Akai and Band-Maid to save him from this predicament.
- Cockroach and Luis gamble their lives but manage to survive despite the useless risks.
- Noelle said HONK HONK?
- Terrorism in the Arena, Joshu and Starset destroy a Nominator's school... Which takes them both out as well.
- Frisk and Asriel hit Daffy where it hurts the most.
- What's the tea? The girls are fighting!
- Russell, Loopy, Waller and Kestrel defeat a colossal monster and pass out from exhaustion.
- As nobody once said: Harry Potter lied.
- Noodle tastes some noodles but finds out they somehow taste like corn.
- Bigfoot decides to take his revenge on hunters after him, only to kill Jack.
- Fallen Tributes 4◊ (Backup◊): Kris, Starset, Joshua, Jack.
Goku Black, helping mortals? Is this gonna be the Hidan incident all over again?
Kris suffered a similar fate to their AU parents, I don't know if that's funny or just sad.
Edited by FollowTheMap on Sep 24th 2021 at 3:52:26 PM
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.What's next, the remaining 'Tale/'Rune tributes die by Art Shift? Either way, Noelle's gone even more cuckoo.
ETA: Starset and Joshua were killed for trying to destroy the Business School.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 25th 2021 at 2:34:30 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Fifth Update
- Battle Music
- Night 4◊ (Backup◊)
- If you wait long enough for the Kestrel, it will appear to the worthy ones of being in its magnificence.
- Chesnaught gets creative with some plants and drumming.
- Valis Neria admits they won't ever make promises coz they'll break them all up in the end.
- Nergal is now a homeless bum since the Giant Enemy Crab has crushed his camp into rubble and dust.
- Luis is the official sanctioned winner of the HGS Pillow Fight Championship, sponsored by NordVPN.
- Band-Maid decides to pirate the anti-pirate video because she can of course! And Kleblitz can do so as well.
- Only one more Amanda won't walk next time.
- Mouse secretly crawls out of the arena and makes a run for the hills... Only to be shot down by Peacekeepers.
- Cockroach declares Daffy his soul friend forever.
- Loren destroys a whole fucking realm and she is fucking stupid.
- Noelle demands Johnny to find some monster that can clobber Loopy to death.
- Bloku sees strange incidents regarding Typhlosion and a horse.
- Tank said: No Fortnite Dancing on its lawn, Princess Shroob!.
- Frisk and Asriel call Fem Kris a little baby.
- Noodle might have lots of flaws, but she's got punctuality!
- Day 5◊ (Backup◊)
- Noelle pays respects to Princess Shroob by burying her into the seas.
- Handsome Daffy makes Handsome Squidward look like a 10 week dried booger.
- Frisk and Asriel think Typhlosion's been too softened up by the events and needs to get more badass in life.
- Perhaps that brain-shaped cake wasn't a good idea after all, eh Loopy?
- Nergal gets taunted after a failed battle with Fem!Kris by Kestrel.
- Loren and Quessal stare in awkwardness after signing a not so good deal with each other.
- Queen discovers that Akai is prophesized to defeat Goku Black in the future.
- Amanda scares away Chesnaught with awkward silence.
- Noodle gets frustrated at Johnny not getting her a monster and kills him, but Johnny retaliates effectively before he expires himself, taking Noodle with him.
- Russell opens Squirrel Park, an eco-friendly amusement park.
- Luis takes photos with reptiles.
- It's a Bird? No! It's a Plane? NO! IT'S A GHOST LUMBERJACK, FOLKS!!!◊ (Backup◊)
- Luckily many heed the call and followed the proper procedures to survive. These lucky few won't be mentioned.
- Using his ancient dark magic the Ghost transforms Noodle, Nergal, Akai and Band-Maid into wood statues then incinerates them into dust with his powers.
- He then goes on to possess Cockroach to kill the Kestrel and follows suit by possessing Classic Loopy, Stock and Queen then makes all 3 fall off a cliff to their deaths.
- Finally Chesnaught is chopped in half by the mighty axe of the lumberjack.
- Fallen Tributes 5◊ (Backup◊): Mouse, Princess Shroob, Johnny Joestar, Noodle, Nergal, Akai, Band-Maid, The Kestrel, Classic Loopy, stock photo of simu liu, Queen, Chesnaught
So much for that prophecy.
I would just like to know the logistics of a spaceship being killed by a singular cockroach.
Second Update coming up
- Battle Music
- Night 1◊ (Backup◊)
- A great game of dodgeball is commencing, a game that Queen manages to win by a narrow miss!
- Band-Maid commits severe war crimes against humanity, she shall pay for that soon... NVM, she only paid for one thing dammit.
- Vallis helps Loren's splintering problems go away.
- Kyoko uses her magic to transform Toriel and Asgore into strangely drawn beings who die of the sheer horror from seeing their new states.
- yeeeeee◊
- This ugly son of a bitch Jomada is breaking his fucking neck like an idiot and basically you're fucking stupid. How? See event.
- Chesnaught Reacts: Top 10 Cringe Moments in HGS.
- Daffy believes Typhlosion to be a smooth staple criminal.
- Bloku misspells Jakku's name in such a manner Jack's only able to laugh that off.
- Akai, Noodle, Saiai and Kestrel become the Panem Fantastic Four with the help of cosmic power rays.
- Classic Loopy and Noelle decide to play the dartboard randomizer run.
- Amethyst isn't too fond of high fives it seems.
- Kris is dead... Well not really but now they've come back not quite right and have to recover their lost humanity.
- Frisk and Asriel ride away in the wind on a horse.
- Joshua's bad luck continues as he discovers that Santa is a real.
- Quessal figures a scam business ran by Bite and Joestar, leaving them with nothing but shame.
- Day 2◊ (Backup◊)
- Amanda has Neria do some interrogation that goes wrong in every sketchy way.
- Queen, P. Shroob and Luis decide that 2021's Rewind's gonna be a disappointment so they make one of their own with every popular modern trend that isn't cringe.
- Jack gets involved in a meme.
- Chesnaught loses his head, literally and non-lethally.
- Amethyst finds out that there is a way to get arrested while arrested.
- Kyoko messes with a powerful force and is punished for it.
- As if Noodle needed more firepower.
- Klebitz help Class Loopy recover from his drug addiction.
- Loren pushes Giga Bite off a cliff to get her dirty paws off herself.
- Starset finds a lost AI of a dead tribute and is spooked straight.
- We get even more Deltarune fans coming up with Mouse
- A Pokemon Kabuki special with an all-star diverse cast? Sign me up.
- Kris recovers a bit of humanity with some duct tape.
- Fem Kris fishes a fishy fish in a fishiness way.
- Bloku laughs at Snow's many deaths and adds another indirectly to the count.
- Fallen Tributes 2◊ (Backup◊): Asgore and Toriel, Jomanda, Kyoko, Gigantic Bite.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."