Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Bale, he's from Stray Kids.

Also, that's one hungry Spheal.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 28th 2019 at 12:11:24 AM

Guess even Konami's rhythm game skills wouldn't let her win that Battle of the Bands...

Grandmaster, I am disappoint.

Ugh, I'm hopelessly late again. Also, go, Snom (aka God)!

Night 2◊:

• Namor joins the millionaire club.
• Golos and The Black Hiver found worfed.
• Answer: an enemy base.
• Oof, that’s gotta hurt.
• Bluenosetchi continues doing life-threatening things. Thankfully, nobody dies.
• Providence deletes a wendigo pic.
• White Diamond deletes a government secret pic.
• NUTS NUNUNUTS NUTS NUTS DOT COM
• Spheal, Rust and K-Sha are now eating humans.
• Eiscue is correct.
• Snom takes revenge on Sentry for turning him into a mascot.
• The One Eyed Owl gets worfed by the Legion of Doom.
• Pancake gets in dating trouble. Pancake.
• Seungmin is rich and popular.
• Flintstone My Little Pony? Blursed.
• Verdia is now a slave to a vending machine.
• You couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.
• Cake doesn’t like something about Sekibanki. Deja vu?

Day 3◊:

• RIP Felix… unRIP Felix.
• Ifrit and MEE6 commit ecological crimes.
• Seel is certified smart.
• Elfo gets visited by the elf god… I don’t think he likes it.
• Whoever that is is in trouble.
• What?
• Speaking of poop…
• The Koreans are tired of warring.
• White Diamond gets killed by fire with a temperature of at least 3915 K.
• The site of Imgur wins a game of hide-and-seek.
• Pancake gets to cooking.
• Bluenosetchi gets a pedicure.
• Providence: The Musical.
• Konami is saved from death by riggage.
• Snom votes for Routeferret to be the next runner.
• Oh no. Not Snoke.
• Frosmoth shows how she misses Enterprise.
• Freak out time.

Fallen tributes◊: Golos, The Black Hiver, Sentry, The One Eyed Owl, White Diamond, Enterprise.

Remaining tributes: 35 (72.9%)

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Dec 27th 2019 at 9:39:51 AM

Aaaand there it is. Nice going Sentry. Dying to an anvil. I guess you forgot who you are.

Close one for Konami... and jeez, hope K-sha won't resort to cannibalism already

Is Frosmoth a Magnezone now? Also, tributes be like "DELET THIS".

And Route, you up to running Clone Season?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 28th 2019 at 1:54:59 AM

I can see Zimmelman covering Bohemian Rhapsody. I can't, however, see him being on social media. Or Golos being stabbed with a pencil.

RIP Golos.

"You up to running clone season?"

Serious answer; probably not since I'm new. I have actually thought about hosting a season though.

Also, this is the best season I've nominated for so far - it's Day 3 already and none of my tributes have died yet!

Edited by Routeferret on Dec 27th 2019 at 6:28:40 PM

Don't think it was mentioned by me, but Cake is a guy, not a girl, even though his gender is set to female in the actual HG simulator.

Likewise, The One-Eyed Owl is actually a girl because she is Eto.

Edited by Mhazard on Dec 28th 2019 at 3:36:21 AM

Whoa whoa whoa, I missed a lot. This is technically three updates gone by while I was asleep lmao.

If you excuse me being pedantic for a moment, Stray Kids fans are called Stays, not ARMYs. ARMYs are fans of BTS.

And guys, for the millionth time, please specify your tributes' genders if they don't look obviously male or female. Otherwise they could get misgendered.

Anyway, oof, looks like Stays don't like Felix's fashion policing. I hope Felix takes some time to properly reflect on his behaviour.

And aww, Seungmin has a crush on Annie Taylor.

Actually Route, running isn't as difficult as you'd think. I started running just two seasons after I joined. So I'd say give it a shot if you want

Goddammit, Enterprise.

Night 3◊:

• It must be embarassing to be gruesomely killed by an inanimate object.
• Providence becomes an even more dangerous boss.
• Diamond White’s cheats don’t help her in the triathlon.
• Rust bemoans loss of cards.
• Electronic Santa remixes bot music.
• Elfo is reminded of Elfwood once again.
• Seungmin and Ifrit hang out some more on unsanctioned rides.
• Snom takes care of Burger King coffee.
• Eto confuses being a ghoul with being a werewolf.
• Imgur gets demonetized by Philippines.
• Evil Snow lives up to his evilness by, fittingly, killing a child. Somehow she survives.
• Johnny English is a virgin.
• Dislestia is koreaphobic.
• “Wait, so you’re telling me I would die?”
• Clogs is clogged with gravy.
• Frosmoth has aura problems.
• More OP shenanigans from Bataan.
• Well at least it’s sentient.
• The gamemakers liked Litwick so much they built a statue of him.
• Unlike Diamond White and Black Hiver, Zimmelman cannot avoid prison.

Day 4◊:

• Bataan, at this point you’re just showing off.
• Well, Felix IS Korean.
• What would Rust be talking about? Board game tips?
• Elfo shoos out the clowns… forgetting that he is mostly comic relief.
• Verdia ruins lives part 2.
• Bluenosetchi hits on group tributes part 2.
• Frosmoth avenges Sekibanki.
• How do shoes put on a mask?
• Zimmelman has gone from arrested to police.
• Ifrit, what are you doing? White Diamond is dead!
• This could only mean troube for the Philippinean base.
• Guess that cake is expired. *rimshot*.
• Bot music returns.
• Lawful Neutral and Chaotic Evil, a match made in shipping heaven.
• Seungmin stole Zimmelman’s time remote while the latter was under arrest, but in using it he dies.
• Providence goes for defence.

Fallen tributes◊: Supreme Leader Snoke, President Evil Santa, Pancake, Cake, Seungmin.

Remaining tributes: 30 (62.5%)

Dislestia: lol sorry we're taken

Oof, RIP Seungmin.

Meanwhile, Felix continues to improve, even blatantly turning down a very much clothed tribute making unwanted advances on him! Eyy, Character Development!

"What would Rust be talking about?"

Probably why he broke up with his _______teenth girlfriend over a minor inconvinience. Which he actually does in his source material.

Also, Annie? How did you give Frosmoth PTSD?

Edited by Routeferret on Dec 28th 2019 at 4:14:09 PM

FFS, Snoke...

Night 4:◊

• Looks like Snom got… Snowned. *struck by lightning*. Also Namor wins a bet.
• Lightsaber pics are cool.
• Bluenosetchi is now in a totally platonic relationship with Mew Pudding.
• Oof… does Spheal have feet?
• Sekibanki goes mad from the coffee.
• Felix is suicidal due to STAYs no longer liking him. ^note I got it right this time, Psyche.
• Electronic Santa is in danger of short-circuiting.
• Future K-Sha will receive a letter.
• MEE6 doesn’t eat Philippinean food, wisely.
• Rust doesn’t like boss music.
• RIP Namor’s insignificant memories.
• Frosmoth has the wise move to take out the biggest threat.
• Elfo could use some help in life moving forward.
• Zimmelman is now oddly patronizing.
• Truly Korean precision. *shot for stereotyping*
• Villains meeting?
• SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

Day 5:◊

• RIP Konami, got Korea’d.
• Le ghoul enters la arena.
• Now Namor has to learn everything about the tributes again.
• ELFO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO- *boom*
• Bataan continues tryharding.
• Frosmoth goes to jail for spoiling Sword and Shield.
• MEE6 continues to annoy Eiscue.
• More like you need to be more positive.
• Is Ifrit/Felix canon? Either way, it didn’t last long.

• Imgur robbed of bet money.
• MLP Providence? CURSED.
• K-Sha gets kidnapped by Snow, but bailed out by past K-Sha.

Fallen tributes◊: Snom, Enemy Base: Philippines, Konami, Rust, Ifrit.

Remaining tributes: 25 (52.1%)

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Dec 28th 2019 at 8:45:03 AM

Damnit, Elfo.

Edited by Routeferret on Dec 28th 2019 at 4:47:24 PM

And that's how Celestia became Trollestia.

Also, Providence done MLP style? Not exactly, but still.

RIP Snom

Such a Snomber Moment.

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Dec 28th 2019 at 12:04:48 PM

Night 5:◊

• What neck?
• Two depressed dudes together?
• Instagram is too modern for Annie Taylor.
• No memories of aimbotting anymore.
• It’s for spy purposes.
• Dislestia sings a song about ponies.
• Verdia gets owned by an inanimate object.
• K-Sha beats Mew Pudding using history.
• RUN SPHEAL RUN
• Seel gets caught up in monologues.
• Elfo dies. Sentry wins a bet, posthumously.
• Mechanical Santa gets turned into Christmas glue.
• Sekibanki turns out to be an abomination expert.

Day 6:◊

• Eto gets killed by bees, of all things.
• Providence is a dwarf and he’s digging a hole.
• Korea gets phones from home.
• Verdia accomplished something! Yay! Even if it’s killing a teenager.
• Eiscue uses non-bot software to make a fighting game mod.
• Sekibanki was innocent. Doesn’t stop Clogs, Annie Taylor, and Diamond White from throwing a taunt party at her grave.
• Impressive, Bataan, like always.
• Insect kill x2 combo.
• It’s a bird? It’s a plane? It’s a bot.
• TV Tropes ruins Zimmelman’s life.
• Felix gets mistaken for dead x2 combo.
• Winter Dislestia takes a barrel instead of the usual sled.

Surprise Arena Event!◊ The tributes deal with some villains, as the truly evil tributes have all died.

• Bataan gets way too careless with a prank device and kills herself and Eiscue.
• The korean soldiers die after trying an elixir.
• Frosmoth and Bluenosetchi get English’d with extreme prejudice.
• K-Sha dies by refusing cookies.
• The rest survive.

Fallen tributes:◊ Mew Pudding, Elfo, Electronic Santa Claus, Eto, Sekibanki, Namor, Eiscue, USS Bataan, Enemy Base: Korea, Frosmoth, K-Sha, Rednosetchi.

Remaining tributes: 13 (27.1%)