Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Oof, one of my tributes dead already...

Part 2

Battle Theme:

Touhou: Hidden Star in Four Seasons - Crazy Backup Dancers

Night 1◊

• Hiei is walking during the night when he overhears Io and Ed's conversations. They are making jokes about him, like he is a stupid demon, short, thin, etc. However, he somehow manages to brush them off, rather than acting in his feelings and fighting them both.

• The acklay and SG Soundwave are both on an open door cinema somehow. There, they argue over the choices of movies there and what to watch together, like scifi, fantasy, thriller, etc, before they decide to just watch what they want separately.

• Truckin' Texan decides to arrogantly boast about himself after drinking some beer in cans. He declares that he doesn't meant to boast and doesn't mean to brag, but he's a six course meal and Panoptes is a burned toast. The latter overhears it, much to his chagrin, but doesn't try to kill him for now.

• Seth is venturing when he suddenly gets possessed by a being. The being also grants him some powerful magic and boosts temporarily. This is relevant as he immediately tries to kill Eminem, Aleis-tan, and Bottles, who see their deaths foreshadowed by a stone that turns to statues of them in pain. Considering how extremely powerful the second is, he charges at the three immediately. They are all taken off guard, but especially Bottles, before Seth stops time with a magic system unique to Aleis-tan's. He then slashes them apart thousands of time in just few seconds, before resuming time and slamming them all to the ground, blowing their bodies.

• The Joker is walking when he encounters Feelings, who is injured and losing a lot of blood after a mutt attack. Immediately, she changes Joker and Jinjo's own feelings so that they will save her. It works as Joker sets up the blood transfusion, whole Jinjo willingly becomes a donor. Despite of that however, Joker still laughs uncontrollably.

• Yuliy Jirov, not liking the wolf formling Akita due to her genocide run, decides to do something about her. Rather than cursing Akita herself, Yuliy decides to curse her source material, Ninjago, instead. He performs a magical ritual involving the Moon and magical circles, as well as incantations, which succeeds.

• Pain meets Hungover Hero. Immediately, he talks to him, confessing about how he somehow develops a feeling for Zane Flynt, because of how strong and awesome he is. Hungover Hero, who is drunk, just laughs during the whole confession.

• Somehow, Shay becomes even more arrogant and boastful after getting his hands on a certain artifact. Holding the artifact in his hands, the human encounters Eika. Immediately, he ironically boasts that she doesn't come to the game to find a madman, but a god, despite Eika being a god herself.

• The unnamed Fox Wife is visited by Metatron, who tells her that she has committed some sins. The latter then challenges her to an arm wrestling contest. Against all odds, the fox wife somehow manages to overpower the angel with pure determination and wins.

• Scolippi meets one of the goose, who is currently trying to sneak into the former's camp. However, for some reason, the sculptor decides to sing a song about fun to the duck, despite of his personality due to knowing fate.

• The normal Kingdom Hearts hears the word "shipping" from somewhere. It takes it literally however, and decides to ship some weapons to a random tribute with a speedboat. The speedboat arrives at Rundas' camp, and the weapons, which are futuristic guns, are unloaded to him.

• Caterpickle decides to have some fun to relieve some stress after being successfully released from the kidnapping, by high diving into a shallow pool. As she tries to jump however, she sees a stone rolling into the bottom of the pool, and breaking into a statue of her. This distraction causes her to jump prematurely, falling head first, causing it to be squished by the pool floor.

• Spinel, restored after her poofing, is frustrated by it. She decides to spite other tributes' instead, because of how she sees people. Finding the other goose, she decides to read horror stories about her own abandonment and what Homeworld did to other races to the goose. Later on, the goose suffers from nightmares whole sleeping.

• Aika decides to make her own bodyguard to help protect her. Using demon arts and some other magical knowledge, she somehow manages to extract a little bit of Super Buu and Fl4k's body samples, before fusing and developing them. After some time, it turns into a loyal hybrid clone of them both, which looks like Super Buu, but with some robotic body parts and face.

• The Grand Highblood decides to continue his oppression. This time, he sees other tributes' fashions and thinks they are ugly to him. He soon sees Felix, who shockingly agrees with him for some reason, before they work together as a fashion police.

• Kai is now trying to go through a small ledge after exploring the Arena. He is able to climb through it and return back to his camp.

• Moonbyul is suddenly knocked by a mysterious someone while sleeping. When she wakes up, she finds out she's in a locked room with many deadly puzzles, with a speaker giving her a message saying that she has to solve all of the puzzles in certain time, otherwise she will die. Fortunately, Moonbyul is able to figure all the puzzles, and escape as toxic gas is released into the room.

Day 2◊

• Flynt is walking when he encounters a mysterious machine. Entering inside, the machine grants him a new power through magical means, as he is able to shoot jets of water from both of his hands. He soon tests it on some mutts, successfully killing them all.

• Akita, still doing a genocide run, decides to try killing another tribute, especially after Yuliy cursed her source material. She makes a poster featuring a picture of Kai, with a "Wanted - Dead" word in it. Spinel, who still tries to harm people, sees the poster, and catches Kai easily with another weapon. She then turns him in to Akita as she misunderstands the message, before leaving, allowing Kai to escape while Akita is distracted by disbelief.

• The Joker decides to finally build his own camp by cutting down trees. When he tries to cut down one, which happens to be a Trussula tree, however, he is visited by The Lorax, who lectures him. The Joker laughs maniacally, before trying to kill The Lorax with his axe, but the latter escapes.

• Feelings decides to rob a train for some reason. She enlists the help of Io to do so, and they both ride a motorcycle for it. Unfortunately, Io fails to land in the train after going through the ramp, and when they fall, Feelings just call out Io on it, while making Io feels guilty.

• Metatron and the normal Kingdom Hearts somehow decide to do yoga together in a dojo. They manage to pull it, and then gets out feeling better after the session.

• The acklay and Eika somehow decide to practice their parkour, with the landing platforms being stacked stones. While Eika is able to jump through the whole course, the acklay misjudged it's distance and fall to it's death. It turns out before the whole parkour, a stone visits acklay and crumbles into a statue of it in a pained expression.

• SG Soundwave is traveling again whren he finds a book of spells. Interested, he reads it, and learns how to use the Reraise spell on someone by following the instructions.

• Yuliy is walking when he hears a cry. Turning around, he sees an abandoned baby. Immediately, he holds the baby with his hands, before deciding to adopt it. Thinking of a name, he eventually settles on Felix.

• Fl4k is wandering around when they get locked in a room inside a building. They try to escape, only to find there's none. But then, they turn around to see Aika is inside too, with her loyal clone. But suddenly, Aika feels some kind of an attraction for them, and they love each other because of their situation.

• Truckin' Texan, still drunken and inspired by what a tribute did earlier, decided to pirouette too. This time, it puts himself at tranquility, but increases his defense.

• The other goose decides to pick up some salt that he found earlier, swallowing a bit of them. Then suddenly, Panoptes appears behind the goose and threatens the goose, causing the latter to say it's sodium chloride.

• Scolippi, seeing how evil Hiei is, thinks that he should be fated to die. But this time, Scolippi decides to do it himself. Getting into a high place, he jumps from it and top of Hiei's head, only for Hiei to not be affected at all. He then runs away quickly like Joseph did before Hiei can kill him.

• Shay is sleeping now during the day. There, he has a dream about assassinating every tributes standing in his way, as well as developing the Templar's presence in the Arena. As his district is about to be told however, his dream ends, much to Shay's disappointment when he wakes up.

• Pain decides to make a social media account in a random site. Unfortunately for him, people hate him because he is evil, so he immediately regrets making the account and deletes it.

• The green jinjo goes hunting for an animal, which is a deer, before killing it with a gun. Then, he sees Hungover Hero approaching him while drunk. For some reason, he decides to force Hungover Hero to eat the freshly killed deer's heart. However, Hungover Hero bravely eats it, and even enjoys the taste.

• Rundas has recently gained a new power somewhere. Testing it, he splits himself into several different individuals, each representing different personality traits, and with some slightly different powers.

• Super Buu, The Grand Highblood, and Ed decide to have a snail race for some reason, using sea snails. However, Super Buu somehow is able to enter with a pet rock, and in a moment of cunning, moves it to the finish line by himself to instantly win. He then receives his trophy, which spells his name as "Super Buulini", before Ed and The Grand Highblood both chase Super Buu.

• The Unnamed Fox Wife has become unhinged. She manages to catch the other goose sneaking into her camp, and punish him with a brutal one. Using a key blank she has found, she castrated and blinds the goose, before casting the goose away while keeping the goose alive.

• Moonbyul is walking when she sees the ghosts of fallen tributes possessing the bodies of dead bees and having fun with them. She decides to join in the fun by doing a K-Pop rap with them as a music video.

• Seth is walking when he encounters a being. Making a deal with him, he gains Magical Girl powers. But then, he immediately realizes what it will entail, and bemoans that being a Meguca is suffering.

Fallen Tributes◊: Eminem, Aleis-tan, Bottles, Caterpickle, and Acklay

Edited by Billy5545 on Oct 18th 2019 at 6:42:44 PM

FOX WIFE HES JUST A NUSIANCE YOU DIDNT NEED TO-

Wow, Felix, you're getting a little bit insufferable. Although, Felix IS a good baby name...

Moonbyul pls

Kai Satou is apparently so ugly that he's wanted now.

Also, it's indeed very fitting for Ed to win a snail race with a rock, but it's Super Buu who did that.

Oof. Misread the event text Inactive. Will fix it. Sorry for the error

Edit: Fixed

Edited by Billy5545 on Oct 18th 2019 at 6:44:14 PM

Spinel was angery, and now shes confused.

And FFS, Joker

Join the club, Zan.

But oh, the hilarity of Kingdom Hearts, aka the aggregate of every heart and world in its universe, killing the embodiment of evil that is Valecor lol

Pain's first status update was about his crush on Zane, but it got so many dislikes.

I feel like my canonically good-looking tributes getting someone blinded by their ugliness is gonna become a trend now. First a literal average Joe blinding TXT, then the Bishōnen Kai just now...

Actually, TXT blinded the Regular Zombie with their "ugliness." It was bizarre. They're literally just a bunch of handsome Korean idols. XD

Ohhh right, TXT blinded the zombie first, and then Regular Zombie thought Joe was ugly.

Part 3

Battle Theme:

Touhou: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom - The Wheel of Fortune Turning Over

Night 2◊

• Aika is walking when she arrives at Bale's Villain School. Immediately, Bale asks her to renovate the school herself. Some times later, she's finished with it, using her powers to do so. Bale is satisfied by the renovation.

• Feelings finds out that one of the goose's has snuck into her camp moments ago. She soon threatens that she will kill the goose and steal his partner for it. She also manipulates the goose's feelings to let him know.

• The unnamed Fox Wife encounters Truckin' Texan, who is drunk again. Immediately, she fights him. In a continuing streak of badassery, she manages to dodge shots from the turrets that Truckin' Texan constructs, before she delivers a blow to Truckin' Texan that knocks him out. She soon forces him to join her.

• Super Buu decides to return back to his launch place. There, he steals his podium, taking it easily due to his super strength. He does so as he thinks it will be his best friend.

• Rundas sends one of his aspects to explore the Arena when that part finds a Skeletonomicon. Giving the book to the main Rundas, the main one immediately reads it. He is driven insane by the content, and starts worshipping skeletons, becoming a cultist while saying he will volunteer his skeleton for the Skeleton War.

• Io is standing outside her camp during the night. She decides to stare into the darkness, and then says, "Hello darkness, my old friend!"

• While Spinel is venturing around to find a weapon, she suddenly sees that the surroundings around her start to become foggy. Then, a stone appears and crumbles into a statue of her in pain. As the fate comes true, Spinel is unable to see anything in the dark fog, before she falls into a cliff, with her gemstone this time being shattered completely by the fall.

• One of the goose, starting to go insane from what unnamed Fox Wife did to the goose, decides to kill a tribute. The goose sees Ed, who is currently surprised to see a stone rolling in front of him and breaking into an agonized statue of him. He then gets kidnapped by Peacemakers after knocking a nearby stone stack, who take him hostage for President Snow. The goose pays for the ransom, only to shot Ed in the head anyway with a random gun that is fired from the beak.

• Metatron is flying around when he sees everything that is happening around the Arena. He soon predicts that everything has become so uncontrollable and chaotic.

• Somehow, despite doing nothing bad at all, Moonbyul gets an odd feeling. She somehow can feel that her sins are crawling up her back, which makes her uncomfortable.

• Hungover Hero, being drunk, somehow thinks Nokia 3310 phones really are extremely durable. He soon collects many of them, before crafting them into a bulletproof armor for him.

• Felix is walking when he sees the green jinjo. As he is a fashion police, Felix calls the jinjo a doofus as he is ugly to him. The jinjo however calls Felix a dweeb in response.

• After Ed's death, a funeral is held for him, with a grave quickly erected. Eika however, is angry at him for what he did to her stone stack earlier. She then responds by taking a pee on his grave.

• Meanwhile, the normal Kingdom Hearts is wandering when it encounters a foggy landscape. The Kingdom Hearts ends up getting stuck there and falls off into the abyss, but escapes.

• Scolippi, being a man of fate, decides to make Zane Flynt go into an alignment tester once he meets him. When the machine tests Zane after some responses, the result is light yellow, which probably means Zane is neutral.

• Yuliy is walking when he encounters the control for the Arena Speakers. Walking there with his adopted baby, he calls out the audience, saying, "Don't you have anything better to do?"

• Kai arrives in front of Seth's camp, and says he will remodel it with his skills as a housemaker. Seth accepts the offer, and waits as it's being remodeled. Once Kai is finished however, Seth doesn't like the new layout.

• Pain is walking when he encounters The Joker, who immediately tries to kill him maniacally. Suddenly, they both get laser powerups, so they fight in a beam struggle. But then, The Grand Highblood appears, and distracts Pain by making Pain look to his right. There, he catches a glimpse of a stone breaking into a pained statue of him. This distracts him long enough to allow The Joker to obliterate him.

• Shay also finds Hiei to be too evil even for him. Seeing what Scolippi did earlier, Shay decides to do it again, thinking he will fare better due to his Assassin skills. However, he too fails, and freeruns quickly before Hiei kills him.

• SG Soundwave finds himself at a beach after traveling. There, he decides to relax somehow, and finds some seashells whole digging around.

• Akita is walking when she sees Fl4k submerged in a body of water. As they are a robot, they are threatened with drowning to death by shorting out. However, against all odds, Akita abandons her genocide run and saves Fl4k by giving them a Kiss of Life, reviving the latter, who thanks her for it.

• Panoptes is traveling when he somehow decides to play jump rope after seeing a giant one on the ground. He somehow succeeds doing a lot of jumps.

Day 3◊

• Scolippi is traveling when he sees a lodge for humans who believe in fate. Interested, he joins them and becomes a full member of the lodge. Fortunately there's no tributes who will make him kicked out too.

• One of the goose, Fl4k, Io, and Eika all notice that Seth is missing from his camp. They immediately form a search party to look for him, but they fail. At the end of the day, Seth reappears and says that he got stuck in a cave, but he managed to find a way out.

• Felix is wandering when he sees the normal Kingdom Heart. The latter offers a hug of friendship to the former, who accepts. Then, a stone appears and crumbles into the shape of a broken Kingdom Hearts as Felix suddenly declares the Kingdom Hearts ugky, stabbing the heart directly.

• SG Soundwave finds a Gun That Can Kill The Past while wandering in a building. Immediately, he shoots himself with it, thinking it will fix the conflict facing his universe now. It works for him.

• Rundas is in his camp when a Gamemaker approaches him to say that a sponsor is giving him something. He soon hands the package to Rundas, who opens it to reveal a plush of President Snow.

• Kai, Aika, and Shay meet and befriend each other. Then, Metatron appears with Hungover Hero and Yuliy, managing to convince them earlier to follow his and thus YHVH's ways. They all soon fight each other, but in a musical duel in bands. As they fight, Metatron easily uses his angelic powers to overpower Kai, Aika, and Shay, who catch a glimpse of a stone crumbling into statues of them in pain moments before, causing the three to die.

• Panoptes decides to mess with another tribute, as he is evil. Seeing Moonbyul, who is having a normal run before, Panoptes accuses her of being a milk drinker, causing Moonbyul to be angry.

• Feelings is walking when she encounters The Joker again, who this time declares she will die as he laughs maniacally. She immediately controls The Joker's feelings, causing him to be submissive as she orders The Joker to drop down and give her 20, before sending him away once he finishes the push up.

• Truckin' Texan is surfing the web when he finds a website called NationStates. He decides to make an account there, making his own virtual nation and playing the game.

• Akita, who is now neutral, encounters Hiei. As she recently lost her prized cucumber, which got replaced by a pickle, and Hiei is evil, she accuses him of stealing it and takes him to the court. After a debate, Akita wins the lawsuit, and Hiei is forced to compensate Akita for the theft.

• The jinjo decides to train it's weapon ability, using a crossbow for it. Meeting the other goose, the jinjo is able to convince the goose to be a training subject. With an apple on top of the goose's head, the jinjo shoots it, successfully hitting the mark.

• Super Buu, Zane Flynt, and The Grand Highblood all decide to join forces together after seeing how powerful the unnamed Fox Wife has become. But before they can fight her however, they end up having a debate about irony, as Zane is more heroic than the two, while the Grand Highblood doesn't like non trolls like both Super Buu and Zane.

Fallen Tributes◊: Spinel, Ed, Pain, Normal!Kingdom Hearts, Kai Satou, Kiryuu Aika, and Shay Cormac

welp

Oh for fog's sake, Spinel!

Damn, Metatron going kinda hard on this.

Ow the Pain! (Rimshot)

Oh come on Felix, Jinjo and the Kingdom Hearts aren't even wearing any clothes. And they don't need to. They don't have any dangly bits sticking out. I think you're taking your fashion police job a bit too seriously.

And yeah, Moonbyul didn't even do anything wrong! Why is she being punished all of a sudden!?

Metatron is GODDAMN RIGHT.

Also, one of my tributes saved another. Nice.

Also also, is no one gonna talk about how badass Fox Wife has become?

When are they gonna learn that jumping on Hiei's head ain't gonna work?

Holy fuck this season is hilarious. Do these tributes think Hiei is a Goomba or something?

And what's funnier about Felix killing Kingdom Hearts is that it happened while they were hugging. Could Felix literally be allergic to people and things not wearing any clothes?

Part 4

Battle Theme:

Touhou: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom - Eternal Spring Dream

Night 3◊

• Rundas is in his camp when he finds a banana phone somewhere thanks to one of his aspects. He soon uses the phone to call Panoptes and talk about villainous things.

• One of the goose, still unhinged, decides to kill further. The goose manages to call a military base to send a stealth bomber after three tributes. As The Joker, Truckin' Texan, and Io are all in close proximity, they see a stone crumbling into a statue of them in pain. Then, the bomber drops bombs on them, blowing them all up into pieces.

• The Grand Highblood is thinking of a plan when something random happens to him that interrupts it. Angered, he insults randomness, which causes the RNG to be displeased at him. The RNG responds by giving him more bad luck throughout the day in various forms.

• Zane decides to cook a deer that he has hunted with a flamethrower he found recently, as he doesn't have any other flame starting device. Akita, who is now trying to befriend Zan's, gets too close to the flames during the cooking, and is unable to escape on time, getting burned to crisp alongside the food. Before this happens however, Akita saw a stone statue of her in pain after a stone paid her a visit.

• SG Soundwave somehow overreact to what Panoptes said earlier, as well as how Moonbyul's sins were crawling on her back. He decides to kill Moonbyul, by getting a potato gun. Then as Moonbyul is walking, she sees a stone which crumbles into an agonized statue of her, before SG Soundwave shoots the potato at Moonbyul's head in high speed, taking her head off bloodily.

• Felix decides to find stronger weaponry to be better in his job as a fashion police. His wish is granted when he finds a large box, which he opens to reveal a heavy machine gun. Wielding it, he then yells that sentence, before leaving proudly.

• The green jinjo decides to make friend with his own nominator, Oggy or Mr. Star, by inviting him to have a stay in his camp. He even decorates it to be more comfortable and friendly for his nominator.

• Fl4k suddenly hates Feelings for some reason. They decide to try kill her by shooting her with a gun, but Feelings dodged. Feelings then manipulates the robot's feels, causing them to think she is beautiful and spare her.

• The other goose is having a dream right now whole sleeping. In his dream, the goose is just sneaking around and causing trouble to other tributes when he encounters a stone, which crumbles into a hurt statue of him. Then, the goose's dream self escapes and kills the real one. As the real one is dying, the dream self fades too due to the death.

• Metatron is thinking of further divine plans when Seth suddenly appears and somehow ruins it accidentally by one of his actions. Metatron soon yells to Hiei that it's all Seth's fault.

• Scolippi is walking when he sees that Eika is holding a stone stacking contest for five tributes. He joins it alongside Hungover Hero, Super Buu, and Unnamed Fox Wife. In the contest, Hungover Hero wins it, with Scolippi second, while Super Buu, Eika, and the fox wife are third, fourth, and fifth respectively. Immediately, Scolippi gets possessed again by a random cursed stone, which drives him to kill Hungover Hero for the win. This time, he pushes Hungover Hero over a cliff, while Rolling Stones predict Hungover Hero's death earlier by crumbling into a statue of him in pain.

• Yuliy is walking when he suddenly feels his leg grabbed by something. His whole body then gets stuck in a net, whicb turns out to be a trap. He eventually has to spend the whole night in it before someone frees him in the day.

Day 4◊

• Yuliy, after being freed from the net, gets a thought. He immediately declares to himself that he wants to become strong and big, so he won't be so weak against anything.

• Zane finally decides to act on the threat Hiei poses. Rather than stomping on his head, he decides to reduce his power instead, researching books on how to do so until he finds one involving the Star Spirits. He then makes a wish to one of them, who grants it by using Chill Out on Hiei. The latter is angry when he discovers that he is weakening due to that.

• Fl4k decides to face Feelings again. This time, wearing special protection in the form of a helmet on their head, the robot beats Feelings in a fight, before using an artifact to drain Feelings of her powers to manipulate feelings. Then, they pass it to unnamed Fox Wife, making her even stronger.

• Panoptes finally decides to act on Metatron, seeing how much of a threat the angel is. Finding a gigantic glass bottle, Panoptes tries to use it against Metatron, swinging it with huge amount of force. It's successful as Metatron gets impaled om his head, with the shards killing him. Before he dies however, he sees a stone crumbling into an agonized statue of him.

• Seth gets stressed by the Game to the point he tries to seek a kill. Seeing Jinjo, he grabs a voice based power up, before dodging crossbow shoots from him after Jinjo saw a stone breaking into an agonized statue of him. Then, he screams loudly, causing Jinjo to be torn apart to bloody pieces. Somehow, this murder results in an urban legend being formed around Seth.

• Rundas, the remaining goose, SG Soundwave, Felix, The Grand Highblood, and Eika all decide to donate their blood for charity, which is especially weird for Rundas and The Grand Highblood. The charity appreciates the alien blood, goose blood, robot "blood", normal blood, purple Troll blood, and god blood.

• Super Buu encounters Scolippi. Seeing what he did earlier, Super Buu decides not to fight him, but instead intimidate him with the word "creeper". Scolippi says "Aww man." before running away.

Fallen Tributes◊: The Joker, Truckin' Texan, Io, Akita, Moonbyul, The Goose, Hungover Hero, Metatron, and Jinjo

Edited by Billy5545 on Oct 18th 2019 at 10:52:29 PM

Top 16 already!

Untitled Goose, I hate you. You killed all tributes that were dear and precious to me.

I miss you, Metatron. Next time..

RIP Moonbyul. But hey, at least Felix is still being hilarious!