Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Alright,well I'm dead so...yeah.

I wouldn't wat to run into T-Posing Venom down a dark alley.

Now Inspectror Gadget needs to find a way to conquer Hell too.

I wonder if the tributes posting on the TV Tropes forum are reading this thread?

Next update when

That's now a drinking game rule.

Night Two

• Sure, maybe Venom "turned Kazuichi into a demon", but if you ask me, I think Venom set him up with another symbiote.
• Littlefinger takes an ear.
• Ah yes, I understand this reference. "Strongman", ha ha.
• Garmadon's not happy with all this water.
• Richard Pleasant and the King win a three-legged race.
• Everyone's excited to see what kind of horror movies Death watches... it turns out that his favorite movie is 27 Dresses. The others decide to take their leave.
• Fate's starting to get a little pathetic here.
• Leave it to an anthropomorphic animal to assume sapience of other animals, am I right?
• Just as Odin gets a chance to actually kill someone, the Smallineer, his humors get the best of him.
• Dexter's Dad is so scared, that he's putting Zen's drawing right on the fridge.

Day Three

• Venom roughs up Gaea.
• Dexter's Dad is such a father to everyone, that everyone believes he can do anything.
• Pythor becomes a sugar junkie.
• Thorn realizes Odin and his Intimidation Alliance aren't going anywhere, so Thorn tries to get Odin into softball. They have a lot of fun.
• Platinum now has a more important role in this season? What role is that? I don't know, maybe someone will write about it on Convergence.
• Tsunemi should have known she'd get injured tying her leg to a dragon last night. She thought she'd get past her injuries, but she turned out to be wrong.
• The Rathalos Huntress, in her continuation to author Yoshi's pain, leaves kryptonite out for him, greatly weakening the man.
• Bartley makes sushi out of a ninja pirate zombie robot.
• The Huntress, missing her ear, wears a wig to hide the fact that it's gone.
• ...gross.
• Aw... Seki, Death, the Hunter and Talim are a family! ...a bad family, but still.
• RAIDEN has learned ENGINEERING
• Zen gets up the courage to admit his dark lord love to Garmadon, the ultimate killer of the season. Garmadon is just creeped out by this guy.
• DIIIIICK
• Smallineer has some heart issues, and ends up passing. Yuri honors the poor, small man.
• Littlefinger puns around a bit, and uses the Huntress' ear as a prop.
  • Boy, these games... they're quite... earitating.
  • Symbiote!Souda simply turns around and eats him alive.
• The King takes up gardening. It turns out to be one of his less wise prospects.
• Gillen's voice is explosive.

Fallen Tributes: Tsunemi, Snatcher, Smallineer, Petyr Baelish, King

Edited by TacoBadger on May 19th 2019 at 10:22:09 AM

Pythor, wat

Nooo, RIP Tsunemi

Sorry Zen, but Sensei's waaay too old for you.

So, for the event where someone willingly falls for a trap because the prize is apparently stated to be evil, it should read "Player 1 knows that Player 2's trap is a trap, but falls for it due to the prize being stated to be evil." Not sure why no one ever fixed it earlier. Also, who suggested that event and what's it a reference to? Once again, I prove to be an uncultured swine.

And another thing, what's the event where an image of someone gets sucked into a black hole because someone else turned down their offer to see the Strongman (whoever that is) a reference to? Again with ya darn kids and your newfangled references I don't get.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 19th 2019 at 9:45:00 AM

I guess Symbiote!Kaz has no patience for bad puns.

The Strongman is a Skooks event, courtesy of our former spicy memelord Star Android Jaguar, and it's already in the Shout-Out page. The "prize stated to be evil" event's an 8-Bit Theater reference, courtesy of GC.

Isn't like Zen around the age of 15 or 16? I think the runner kinda had a slip up.

Precocious Crushes are fine as long as the adult doesn't reciprocate the watchlisted tribute's feelings. In this case, the adult is creeped out and believes that the teen is way too young for him. If it was an adult crushing on the teen, that would've called for a reroll.

As to why Lucas —> President Snow last season wasn't okay, it was because Lucas was seducing him, though to be fair, Snow killed him for it.

Hey, this is the Hunger Games, where kids get killed on a regular basis and no one's bothered. Okay... maybe a few get bothered if the killer canonically loves kids, but still.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 20th 2019 at 9:24:47 PM

It's weird when you put it like that, cause you're acting like an adult killing a child is fine. I get your point, but the wording is strange.

Night Three

• Gadget doesn’t wanna rust.
• Odin gets dominated yet again by another tribute. When he tries to become more than his oppressors, he pays for his insolence with his life.
• Richard Pleasant, nooooo! Now he’s Ricky Corrupt!
• I didn’t wanna be the one to have to say this but... do dragons fart fire?
• Fate, man, come on.
• Venom forgot he put a mirror under his bed.
• Gillen wishes to be great at origami.
• Garmadon loses his clean-shaven look.
• Shin is stone cold.
• Pythor tosses Thorn and a slice of toast off a cliff.
• 509 incinerates the Huntress
• Platinum and Ken form... THE VIOLENT FOXES

Day Four

• The Hunter tries to dupe Raiden in a trust fall gambit. However, Raiden’s been training too much to fall for such a jape. Once he’s stabilized himself mid-air, Raiden sees a sizable thunderbolt into the man, ending him.
• The dog has not died
  • He has been able to live
    • It’s snowing on Mt. Fuji
• After losing his racing partner, Lao-Shan feels very solitary.
• Gillen uses his newfound skill. But I guess wishes don’t account for taste.
• Death just wants to live out his own 27 Dresses story, leave him alone.
• “Yoshimitsu, at the end of the day, you’re just like Dexter’s Dad!”
• Zen’s taking the rejection a bit harshly.
• Nice try K@*~…[2<8|{£9!§en.
• Symbiote!Souda insults the rest of the Intimidation Alliance to 3813. The SCP cries, knowing they’ve all died.
• Thorn and Venom fire a few rounds at each other.

Fallen Tributes: Odin, Fox, Female Rathalos Hunter, Male Rathalos Hunter, Aidan Gillen

Edited by TacoBadger on May 20th 2019 at 1:44:56 PM

To answer your question about dragon farts, yes.◊

And a dog receiving homework? Hmm...

And yes, Seki-kun and Shin did meet before, in a game of Apples to Apples.

Also, I didn't know Sprout could do that!

And finally, before a certain Grumpy Old Man asks, the Undertaker event is this copypasta.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 20th 2019 at 10:40:18 PM

Oh my, Elizabeth seems to hate Death because of that movie. Even more funny when both of them share the same goal in their games.

Oh good, there's actually basis to Shin not remembering them meeting. That makes it all the better, hahahaha.

The hunters have fainted!

Reward reduced to 0!

QUEST FAILED!!

FFS, Odin, why were you and Zeus so goddamn incompetent this season?

And I already knew what the "Undertaker threw Mankind off the cell" meme was, thank you very much.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 20th 2019 at 11:52:46 AM

I'm not sure if that was sarcastic or sincere, but I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions.

Dog haiku, huh?

Night Four

• Wait a minute... Ken where’d you get that Szechuan sauce? What the... he stole my sauce! Who let him mess with the code?! God damn it.
• Yoshimitsu loses his sight thanks to a classic Go Go Gadget Blinding.
• Bartley may have accidentally splashed some of Death’s love potion on her dress... she falls for 509. 509, not one to waste an opportunity, swipes a vital organ from her as she gets close. Cold blooded.
• So that’s Zen’s power... well, I guess we’ll just see the ramifications of Zen’s curse then.
• Uh oh, Venom hooks up another symbiote... and Raiden’s been getting stronger these games... watch out tributes!
• The firey and flatulent jumps over a pit successfully.
  • Wait a minute... what the... who’d be dickish enough to code that invisible block in? ... KEEEEEN!
• Platinum... Snow?
• Jesus Christ... the first thing of note that Ryuka does... is gruesomely murder Talim.
• Hope those two romantics have a nice time hanging in the Spittoon.
• Professor Fate pulls a Doctor Frankenstein, and gains Undead Talim as a servant.
• Gaea gets closer to nature, I guess.
• Uh oh... Garmadon, Pentious, and the dog kill Dad! Not to mention Thorn and poor 3813 to boot.
• JESUS! Ricky Corrupt takes down one of the symbiotes, and plays on the skeleton of the man inside.

Day Five

• Zen has a nightmare about a rabid animal ripping apart his innards.
• Ricky Corrupt, an abuser of someone’s love, and a father killer make wine.
• Symbiote!Raiden throws sand at Shin.
• Speaking of Shi-Hyello! Professor Fate here!
• Look at that snake! His noodly body gives way for noodly muscles, I’m sure!
• The automaton and Snow’s bastard are having tea time! How deliciously scandalous!
• Hard to kill with no eyes to see, isn’t it? Ha!
• Nice try, boy! Hope that wards your scurvy! Ha! Ha!
• Like he needed that extra donut! Lose some weight Death, you almost seem non-skeletal! You’ll need the materials of 27 Dresses to fit in one! HA!
• What in the world is beardy doing... HEY! Get off my speakers! Jesus.

Fallen Tributes: Elizabeth Bartley, Lao-Shan Lung, Talim, Thorn, Dexter’s Dad, SCP-3813, Kazuichi

The Intimidation Alliance really are the butt monkeys of this season, aren't they?