Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Unfortunately, Letooce is busy on Sunday, so she'll host S293 instead (unless the glitch isn't fixed by then), leaving the hosting spot for this season (S291) open.
EDIT: Compfan will host this one instead of the next if no one else steps up.
EDIT 2: With the save still not fixed, it's back to the original schedule, with Letooce hosting this season and Compfan hosting the next.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 14th 2023 at 12:23:45 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Sorry for the double post, but we managed to fully set up the Clean Save without running into that glitch. We're still waiting for Brant Steele to fix it in Regular, but we might have to fall back on Clean if it's not done by a few days from now (at Kaf's discretion).
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Okay. Hope Brant and Jacob fix it soon.
Yes. I was talking about BrantSteele's admins.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Aug 13th 2023 at 8:02:07 AM
MummyGaGa's name is Jake, not Jacob, unless you meant Brant's assistant?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Oof, troubled production. Good luck on getting the save bug fixed in due time.
What exactly does this glitch stop you from doing? You can't run the save once the newest set of events are submitted?
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Basically. The save will not register any changes you attempt to make to it, rerunning included.
be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbeIf you are curious, this is the save where the glitch appears in.
If you try to re-simulate the save, pretty much nothing will end up changing.
Potential Squick warning as it is within regular save, and incompatible ships within gag saves aren't as important as they would be in the canon season.
BTW, please call me Jake.Many apologies for the delay, but since the bug we were running into with the regular save still has yet to be fixed and it's been several days since we closed off event suggestions, Kafka will proceed with running off of the Clean Save.
Edited by kablammin45 on Aug 15th 2023 at 8:16:18 AM
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."And Kaf has sent the screens and save to Letooce!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Reboot Season 291: Update 1
In a dark hosting booth, a sentient plush Umbreon emerges from the shadows.
Hey. It's Glow. I'm hosting this season. If you cooperate, this won't be painful for either of us. Got it? Good. Here's all the tributes for this season.
I almost feel bad for all of you. Only almost though. Let's-
A plush Sylveon enters the hosting booth and turns the lights on.
Hi Glow! Can I host with you?
What? Sprinkles, no. Do you not remember when we competed? You were crying the whole time.
Well, now that I know it's fake and we're only commentating, I think I can handle it!
I said no! Even only commentating, the Hunger Games are dark and edgy. You would NOT enjoy it.
I enjoy spending time with you, don't I?
...
You little- fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Yay! By the way, is Sachiel competing in this season?
Please start the Bloodbath. Please start the Bloodbath. Please start the Bloodbath.
- Is it bad to say I don't trust that car already? Not at all. LOOK AT HIM.
- Shh! I think Masked Man is telling everyone something! Nothing Important.
- You and Sprinkles would get along. Ever since Season 272, she's been that way about A CERTAIN ANGEL. Hey!
- About time someone actually did something useful.
- Ban the car please. Ban everyone while you're at it. It would make the season go by quicker.
- WOW YOU SUCK. What did you think was gonna happen, that they were just gonna freely help you out?
- Uh- anyway, hooray for good karma!
- First of all, Vera isn't even on the watchlist. Second, this is a clean save. You not only screwed up once, but TWICE. No wonder you were so easy to manipulate. Um...
- At least you killed for an actually good reason.
- In that case, I don't see you lasting long.
- I- wha- okay! If it works, it works!
- Glow snickers. Dumbass.
- Saphir 2? Yay!
- To be fair, "nomming" someone does have the chance to imply- Glow, let's keep this family friendly! Family friendly? The Hunger Games?
- Hi Saurian! You two, stop being distracted and keep fighting.
- Oh great, the monarchy is in here too.
- Ha ha! Funny idea, Historical Gals!
- Not going to ask. Not even going to ask. Good job for defeating it at least?
- Careful I.R.S.! Don't hit the Arena forcefield while you're that huge!
- That's not your line. You're supposed to say, "What's up doc?"
- Actually a good idea. There could be evil beings here for all we know, not including me. But you're not evil...
- Great enthusiasm! I believe in you!
- Should dinos even be having beer? Does it matter? The Cornucopia came to life a few seconds ago.
- Finally! Aku in Smash! Bandit in Smash!
- I want to join! Get in the arena then. Nevermind.
- Anything can be used as a weapon if you're brave enough. A bug net works perfectly for Flick.
- Way too eager.
- Aww! Look at that team! Wait, who's that? The first 292 death? We don't know yet.
- Might as well have not even been defrosted if you're gonna die again so early.
- Ooo! I want one!
- Yep. That was completely on you.
- No! Dogs are supposed to protect mice, not stalk them! Where did you get that from? Tom and Jerry.
- Better luck next time, Scolipede.
- Good choice! You shouldn't be drinking strange drinks anyway!
- A gun would have been better, but you do you.
- Eep! There we go. THAT'S my style.
- Go! Save the farm! You can do it!
- And everyone else isn't noteworthy at all, so we'll just continue to day 1.
- WALDO NOOOOOOO!
- Your arrogance is your downfall, "worm."
- Being reforged by a triceratops isn't the worst fate.
- I like hugs, but not ones that almost turn lethal!
- Damn it! Which one of you blew the budget?!
- That... doesn't sound healthy.
- Once a monster, always a monster, Daroach.
- ALRIGHT WE GET IT, YOU HAVE LASER HEADLIGHTS!
- Hey! That's cheating! Turn the aimbot off! You're really worrying about that of all things?
- Gross...
- Fair choice. How about I test those resistances out though? Glow no!
- Phew! Saved!
- Shame the fusion battle didn't kill them.
- Did she just melt those two? Don't know, but her alliesare more powerful.
- Oh, I know this language! Animalese! Do you know what they're saying? Nope!
- Suspicious that a deer with ice powers likes spicy food.
- Please, get out. You look cursed.
- Do neither of you know what independence is?
- I could use a clone me to help guard my stuff. You have absolutely nothing to hide. I might someday!
- They saved him! They saved him! Yay! Don't get used to it.
- I hope you like spending 30 dollars for a cheeseburger.
- You had... ONE JOB.
- I like this dance! Please stop. Sprinkles is going to force me to do it with her.
- what? Uh, good for you?
- What the hell is your definition of beautiful?
- You still believe in that guy?! Glow laughs. Don't make fun of it!
- Sure, do that if it makes you a legend.
- How could a rainbow be used for something so violent?!
- Not like you'll be serving any of those years in here.
- And for the last event of the update- damn, a whole car?! How?
Fallen Tributes: Midna, Vera, The D-Day Knight, Splat, Jess, Pluto, Kid Cat, Berdly the Defrosted, Ozai, Defaced wanted poster of Llyod Irving, Erika, Velma, Rouxls Kaard, Banjo and Kazooie, Slagar, and Kamata Angelus. 67 tributes remain.
Roxie: 3
Flick: 2
Alexis: 2
Noelle: 1
Kid Cat: 1
Slagar: 1
Mallow: 1
Madame Leota: 1
Louie: 1
Sprinkles whimpers as she processes what happened so far.
See, I told you you wouldn't be able to handle it. You can always back out, you know.
No no! I'm okay! I can handle anything as long as I'm with you!
Seriously?! Still?! Well, I guess Sprinkles is here to stay. Update 2 will be soon eno-
A plush Piplup enters the hosting booth.
Glow, there's no way you're only hosting with Sprinkles! You're going to end up losing your sanity! I'm joining you!
Flipper, I'm alright, I can-
You're joining us? Yay!
Okay, fine. I can manage you too. The next update will be soon enough.
See you then!
Edited by Letooce on Aug 16th 2023 at 1:15:49 PM
Witch and Harpy are good so far.
"Louie blasts Slagar to pieces by pooping a rainbow beam." Wat.
Also, what's the event where Lockdown, Cad Bane and Mina run out of money a reference to?
The Chowder episode "Shopping Spree"
But then Lockdown found out that the farm is being closed down.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?In the HGS, Akane wins against Kana at least in the term of survivability, since the latter couldn't make it out alive in the first update.
Also that rainbow beam event is this video.
Anyway, Noelle is secretly a Nightmare Fetishist, so I think it's IC for her to like extremely spicy food as a guilty pleasure. Also, R.O.U.X.L.S K.A.A.R.D: Ruler Of Underground, Xcellent Leader Sir. King And Archduke, Really Deadly.
And uh... did that Scolipede just try catching and training a Golurk?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"The D-Day Knight is already dead 😔 can we get much lower? Not an Alcatraz checkmate…
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)rip poster, taken from us too soon 😔
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.rest in peace ozai :(
I like cats.Gandhi forming a study group for defense against dark magic? Talk about fitting.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Aug 16th 2023 at 9:34:49 AM
I bet Chongyue loudly spammed gis voicelines during that fight in the Bloodbath and Ling summoned her dragons against the Cornucopia
The irony of Ling, a powerful piece of god and military commander, needing a hellish training to be a super soldier from a weaker character though lol
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Reboot Season 291: Update 2
We're back with Night 1!
Who'll die next? Let's find out.
Hopefully no one!
That literally defeats the whole point of the Hunger Games.
Oh...
- Jeez, chill, it's just a game. I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THE ONE TO TALK!
- Goodnight The Second Coming! Sprinkles yawns. Oh Arceus, it's spreading.
- Your world sounds terrifying!
- Glow does a slow clap. Are you proud of yourself, Daffy?
- I like card games! I'm glad you're all bonding instead of killing each other!
- Ow! Stop shouting! You're shouting!
- There IS no past season Roxie competed in. What about EVERYTHING? Right, that.
- Are you going to no-clip at this rate?
- Ocean color doesn't exist. Try again.
- Hey, don't be greedy. Be grateful for what Soldat wrote already. You sound like a mom.
- How can you be near Harpy without wanting to rip your ears out? Glow! I'm just saying. I guess she isn't the worst tribute to encounter though.
- At least it's better than a downer ending?
- You sure like making tributes into a million pieces, Louie...
- Did we get Snowgrave Noelle? She seems pretty violent. She killed someone earlier, so maybe.
- Oh look! A nice game of hide and seek! Good job to Million Dollar Man for winning!
- Ha.
- Yeah, sorry, we don't have any music playing.
- Why is everyone here so stupid?
- No! Don't give out your security like that! To think that someone named I.R.S. would do it too.
- Creative Mode. You'll easily break through bedrock. But that'll get him banned! Not if he doesn't get caught.
- Two questions. What happened that made dough biscuits so traumatizing for you, and do you need a hug? I'm not giving you one, I'm just asking. I would!
- EW WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
- Sweet Dreams Fuel sounds great right now.
- Daroach, why are you so dumb?! Your ticket to not dying was right there!
- That's kind of Colin to have a piano recital! Perfect to relax!
- Woo hoo, mysterious tribute! You did it!
- And now Daroach is taking his anger out on Tyrone. SHOULD HAVE SURVIVED WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!
- Singing is also subjective. Glow! Stop making fun of Harpy!
- Sweet!
- Sprinkles! Flipper! Take a look at this! The three Pokemon laugh. Silly Broly, you're not a Scolipede!
- Low blow, Ling. Low blow. Eh. She deserved it.
- Be lucky you didn't get hit by a meteor.
- You blew it, Mannequin.
- Run, King of Sorrow! Get out of there!
- An alcoholic punch punches. Hilarious. I know, right? That was sarcasm, Sprinkles.
- Come on, give us some juicy secrets! That's what the people want!
- Okay, Grandpa is an Eldritch tamer.
- Thought deepfakes died out already. Never.
- Really? Dried? Better than the Nutella and cheese from earlier. I'm confused on how to feel too, Saurian.
- Sure, the peacekeepers won't suspect a thing when they have a new car-shaped member.
- Not very heroic of you two to steal.
- Jeez, what's so important about Alexis' messages?
- Oh no... that has to hurt...
- ''...Good job to Mem-Cho though winning the surfing competition!'
- Not even joking, Masked Men, what's wrong with you?
- Do you like cutting tributes into pieces too, Gandhi? No? Then Louie is not a wannabe of you.
- Funner fact, everyone is here to suffer.
- There goes Flick again with another kill.
- Ooo! I wonder if it's historical based!
- No. Akane will not do that.
- You could have just asked for it to watch the movie!
- Okay, I actually feel bad for Noelle there. Only able to revive one tribute out of two? That's just cruel.
- What is going on with you two? She almost steals your weapon and now you worship her?
- Ow again! Can you pick any other way to attack!
- You need a lot more than just eyeliner. Trust me.
Fallen Tributes: Mallow, Lockdown, Daroach, Triceratops, Witch, Lindon, and Kamen Rider Ichigo. 60 tributes remain.
Roxie: 3
Flick: 3
Alexis: 2
Louie: 2
Noelle: 1
Kid Cat: 1
Slagar: 1
Mallow: 1
Madame Leota: 1
Pasta: 1
Worm: 1
Gandhi: 1
Akane: 1
Mem-Cho: 1
Aku: 1
Not much happened this time around, but I'm sure things will pick up soon. Update 3 will-
A plush Bulbasaur enters the hosting booth.
Hi guys! Can I join?
...
No. Hell no.
Oh come on, he's our brother! It isn't fair to just leave him out.
We have enough Pokemon hosting already. If we add any more, it would get way too chaotic. Tango can't join us.
Please, Glow?
''Please? It's only one more!'
FINE.
Yay! Yay!
But NO MORE HOSTS AFTER THIS! Update 3 will be soon enough.
See you then!
Edited by Letooce on Aug 16th 2023 at 11:46:35 AM
Both Akane and Mem-Cho racked up a kill this update, good job!
Aww, hope they fix the glitch soon.