Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

In exchange for Madeline's Mass Murderer, RNG has killed both of my tributes in the first update RIP

Here Lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams.

It looks like Edgey and Gummy have gone rogue.

"Brooklyn points at his cereal box and exclaims 'whoa!' again and again, with Milt eventually joining in, until it breaks reality." Wat.

And c'mon, Enid, how'd you end up being way more incompetent than Wednesday was in S256?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Feb 27th 2023 at 10:13:14 AM

Damn, Mons-Ahgar

Also lmao at the awkwardness

It's based on this comic◊.

Anyway, I think Gloriosa realized that that pone didn't come from the other side of the Mirror. Also, did Theo run over Granny's remains the moment he entered the Arena?

Aww, poor Tails.🥺

And Shin Akuma dies right off the bat. (Sigh)

Whoa kotaro what the hell

scary nothing, i think everyone took one look at Empty Fuck and had the usual initial reaction to Cruelty Squad's visuals◊

Etie, what the hell were you thinking killing your fellow retainer?

And Brooklyn’s going stir-crazy again already lol

OUT IN THE BLOODBATH?! WHAT?!

I don't know whether to be infuriated or impressed.

WHY DID I HAVE TO LOSE EIRIKA IN THE BLOODBATH NOOOOOOO

Please at least do decently, Ephraim...

NIGHT◊ (DAMN) 1◊

• Guess what they say is true. You eat a lot of something, you'll turn into it.
• A warm affectionate moment between Red Hood and Gumshoe is ruined by a fart from the former.
• A fight breaks out between Edgeworth and Heffer over a pit of snakes. Edgeworth is the victor here. And the snakes are also winners as they'll have plenty to chew on for quite a while.
• Getting rabies makes you do crazy things. Cheese Dragon gets the urge to use photoshop and swap faces of RIPperoni and Phantom Freddy.
• Thanks to the efforts of Mark's Pizzeria, she's now Gambler Wolf. And if she loses, she'll just sic her wolves on the blackjack dealer and take all the winnings for herself.
• Kisame looks at his fortune and says that he will suffer bad luck for the rest of his life. So he better get all those kisses in before it strikes him.
• First Graham's Number teaches birds how to do math. Now it has its own cult with members spreading the good word about the number. Graham's Number is proving to be quite influential.
• Yu has touched Half as Interesting's spagoot. And now it's looking for another body to twist into an H.
• After what he pulled off earlier, Takayuki cleans off his guns and chainsaw. It's important to keep these things clean when you look for new victims.
• Dante knows how he likes his martinis.
• Lupin works with killer kitty to take over the Arena.
• Brooklyn wonders why Noriko is useless.
• An invisible Speaker plucks off Mokap's balls (again, the ones on his suit!) during a game of limbo because it's hard to win when you have pesky balls get in the way.
• Shawn helps Thin Man point him in the right direction of Purple Sphere Doomer.
• Rocko is not happy over Timber stealing his ideas and making a profit off them. He confronts the boy. But in the end, Timber proves superior after he kills Rocko and feeds him to the snakes to join his friend Heffer.
• Yae Miko makes sure to apply the bounce to everything.
• Wndover Productions is starving and sleep-deprived. Isn't that fun?
• Uni was hoping to greet Oni in style, but the RNG screws him over. Alas he will not be joining Tonya and Snakeweed among the corpse-hoarders.
• Vigilante decides to take the next step and declare himself the Devil.
• Empty Fuck comes in firing with snowballs, knocking V1 off the bridge and into certain death. Now that's what I call a snowfall!
• Bonny fails to parallel park. Not even Shadow Freddy can scare her into parking right.
• Peppino is hoping he can tell whether or not Caviar is trying to kill him. But it's too late as Caviar summons a school of fish to devour him.
• Florida Man has found a rare coin for his collection. No doubt he's saving all those to make a lot of money that he can use to spend on booze.
• Jet Black makes sure Michael knows how fake his shoes are.
• Milt and Fawful are out at sea on their expedition. But too late do they realize their captain is a crab. They'll have to swim their way back.
• Midbus is not one to choose one or the other. He'll just choose to simply revive both Tad Strange and the Metal Gear franchise.
• Gloriosa has made fried chicken. Yet it tastes like a towel. Was it really made out of that towel that looked like a swan? Is she cooking swans now? Let me have some! Bring in the teriyaki!
• Eit, Alastor and Gray like to sleep above everyone else.
• Ironhide is not happy about have his cabbages stolen by Rotiart. He's about to transform and kill Rotiart... or he'll just transform into a tractor and drive himself to maintain his cabbage farm.
• New York City spills out its sewer residue all into Mons-Ahgar's soup. The monster isn't happy as she comes down and tears the city apart, building by building until nothing remains but rubble.
• Faye smells like lemons. Sweet lemons. Wouldn't it be a shame if the Purple Sphere Doomer swoops on in and eats her up? Wouldn't be a shame for me, nor anyone else, except her nominator, maybe. But we crave violence, even if it's death by citrus.

DAY◊ (DAMN) 2◊

• Now in his demonic form, Michael uses his business skills to take charge and has the Cornucopia crush Phantom Freddy, Uni and the Metal Gear franchise. Smashing!
• Faye wants to make a call at a phone booth, but too late she realizes she tried to do so at an outhouse. If it's any consolation to her, she certainly won't be smelling like lemons anymore.
• Florida Man might be a big alcoholic, but he's an even bigger gun nut and dreams of having quite a collection.
• Bonny is in the mood for spider smoothies.
• Kisame's bad luck hasn't come yet. He's managed to salvage everything he can out of the pile, leaving Gray with nothing.
• Rotiart wanted to do some experiments with Ironhead's cabbages, but he gets his head stuck inside inside a science flask. But Fawful is there to pull it off him with no harm done.
• Well Vigilante did say he was the Devil, so that tracks.
• Shadow Freddy does not recognize a prosecutor when he sees one.
• Wendover Productions damn well makes sure the group meets back up at the malt shop during their mall trip.
• Is it possible Sniper Wolf has FOXDIE? I don't suppose it possible she can spread it to someone else, is it? I want to see more people drop!
• Midbus uses transformation abilities and mixes life advice and a pun all into one.
• Everyone laughs at Brooklyn after what had happened with the cereal box. He decides he's going to do something about it. Make sure he never gets laughed at again.
• Cheese Dragon still loses his mind as now he's lost at sea with a tiger. He manages to swim back with his new friend.
• And yet Red Hood beat you, didn't he? Do I detect a hint of jealousy in your voice?
• Robot technology has not improved to a point where a giant robot can't hold a cup of bubble tea on its chest? Sure, we can have robots that eat burgers. But one that can balance bubble tea? That's too much!
• Ephraim waits and grabs RIPperoni's tires to stop it from moving.
• One dose of a vitamin and Half as Interesting is fully content with being half as interesting. Although is there not a a Vitamin H it could have took?
• Etie might be a Navy SEAL, but she sure does have quite a unique list of fears. If she has to fight terrorists, they might have to set a trap where she has to cross a very high bridge where pianos and spiders drop from the sky. She might be defeated that way.
• Jerma, if you must sell your grill, do so during the commercial. Right now, it's killing time. Unless you want to slice someone to pieces and then cook their remains to pitch your grill that way, you can do that. "It's the Jerma Grill: perfect for your cannibalistic ways."
• Graham's Number's influence has now gone to the number's head it seems. It stretches all across the sky which terrifies Lupin.
• Noriko has some pretty unique kinky fantasies.
• For some reason, Faith feels the need to fire a slingshot at a dog. This act of animal cruelty terrifies Caviar into leaving.
• We can say the joke tickled Alastor's funny bone.
• Kotaro turns out to be sponsored by the many people he's killed so far.
• Sorry, Oni, but looks can be deceiving with phone photography.
• Gloriosa is just wondering why the cat's yowling at her.
• Thin Man has been found dead by Dante. Sadly for Dante, he ends up being framed for his death.
• Gumshoe has grown angry over malt.
• Mokap is slapping himself silly. Perhaps as motion capture for the next Mortal Kombat game.
• Tad Strange has been disappointed after eating at Mark's Pizzeria and has had enough with the restaurant.

update

mediocrity

REMAINING TRIBUTES: 52

LOL, poor Brooklyn

Ephraim seems... rather nonchalant about the death of his sister. :v

2 kills? Damn, Caviar is on a roll! Now why did I slingshot a dog? That sounds both in-character and not-in-character of me.

Milt's being chaotic, as usual.

I see Lupin is continuing to be unremarkable thus far.

Noooo, Uni! At least I still have Kotaro...

Disclaimer: Any harassment of dogs is most likely done with the intention of getting amusing reactions out of the tributes, and is likely not done with any malice towards animals.

I wouldn't see getting a Right-Hand Cat and freaking out over Graham's number covering the entire sky as "unremarkable". I bet even a wizard like him would be shocked by the latter.

Anyway, bold of you to assume that Timber actually stole your idea for headband eyeglasses, Rocko.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 28th 2023 at 2:45:59 AM

There goes the phantom.

Tad only likes plain white bread. Pizza is the opposite of bland.

I'm out. At least the Metal Gear weapon got a hilarious source material betrayal. It's even funnier as while I nominated the weapon concept instead of a specific Metal Gear, the pic used was Metal Gear REX, and REX was the MG that Sniper Wolf's boss, Liquid Snake, used

Edited by Billy5545 on Feb 28th 2023 at 5:12:24 PM

Midbus really seemed to care about the Metal Gear Franchise after their common kills.