Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

This is it. Yeti had the worst performance of my tributes. But at least he stands out. And skiing isn't any more safe without him

Edited by Dghcrh on Jan 23rd 2023 at 1:45:35 PM

Late, but oof, I'm out. At this point, I'm probably going to miss out on the Battle Royale

So, Ares managed to rack up those kills and live up to his War God status... only to be unceremoniously worfed afterwards.

SPLINTER'S NOT ATHLETIC

Morpho, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sothis making a rational decision? Now I've seen everything.

Hey! I make rational decisions all the time!

Name one.

Uh... well... I... I was going to name something that happened in canon but honestly, I can't really justify any of those as rational. But in my defense, most of them were spurred forth by the actions of an idiot who only ever shows emotion when it would be least convenient!

So I take it the version who shows emotion all the time is an upgrade?

Don't push it, buddy.

Iman now has a robotic voice. Oh my.

And Mara can walk without her head? Oh wait, if there's no head, there's no physical connection to the nervous system, and since hers is affected from the waist down, separating the broken connection allows her to walk-

Yeah nah that's dumb

PREVIOUSLY, ON HUNGER GEAR...

• Spirita and Therese take on the Universe,
• Mara kills Ares, the God of War Chaos,
• and absolutely no one wants to kiss Yogg-Saron.

Another update for our viewers! Reboot Season 257 continues.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Grand Theft Auto V - The Agency Heist

NIGHT THREE (postimg / imgur◊)

• You've met one Devil, you've met 'em all.
• While on live television, Thank you. tries to get Cathy Mitchell to eat green eggs and ham. Green eggs and ham she will not stand, even if served on a Red Copper Pan.
• Iman gives Perfect Chaos the acronym treatment: Fetch Rose Cap. wait NO that's an anagram!!! frick I did it again
  • Alright, alright, how about: Primordial Extra-large Reptilian Force-of-nature Exterminator Can Throw Corrupt Haberdash At Our Souls. ...nah, that's too... out there. hmm.
• Alas, Emperor Belos. He really does look like a zombie, now that I think about it.
• Anything argues with KB's missed reserves. Again, there could be an overlap between the two tributes. That would probably be KB's reserves arguing amongst themselves, somewhat.
• Sothis, meanwhile, hopes all of Cassie's Failed Reserves lose, to put it lightly.
• The Stormtroopers' insults are as bad as their aim. And so, Fatty Fatty No Parents Admiral Zhao the Yeti Slayer.
• Gasp! Collusion?! Your favorite character (lowercase) is getting help from a raccoon in order to pass the cooking class! How will Spirita respond to this moral conundrum?!
• Leonard Nimoy dines at The Reserve and goes in with the innuendos.
• ...I actually can envision Chris Farley Joker saying this, lol. All mumbly and grumbly about a BattleBot.
• Mara needs the sleep, unless she wants to end up dead like Morpho Knight, who never got quality sleep.
• Bellona knights Coffretchi, dubbing her Lady Shitass.
• Red Copper Pan really wants Harold to pay all those easy payments, but upon realizing that its attack would kill him, stops, and decides it'd be better for Harold to keep on living, hiding the pain, instead.
• The Universe gives Wario and Waluigi matching garlic necklaces. Nice!
• I guess all those sleuthing classes paid off, as somehow Jake's Past Tributes kill Yogg-Saron. Unfortunately, they manage to curse everyone within the Warcraft canon from the fallout of the epic battle. Whoops.

DAY FOUR (postimg / imgur◊)

• Mr. Nimoy, don't read it. Don't read that book, please.
• All of these tributes are drinking from different bottles, but simultaneously declare it delicious. This drink has nothing on the curse they inflicted on Warcraft.
• To celebrate Coffretchi's knighting, Therese bakes her some friendship muffins! Yay!
• Chris Farley Joker makes his move, and pelts Fatty Fatty No Parents Admiral Zhao the Yeti Slayer and Doom Programmer with so many eggs that he just straight up collapses and dies. Yep, that's it for Zhao.
• Alhaitham is in Speedrunning Jail for... unfortunate reasons. Thankfully, he has a means of escape.
• Mara secures her camp so that nobody will kill her after they gain word that she killed Ares.
• How the frick did Sothis get a hold of a NUKE?!
• Hide the Pain Harold helps Anything break out of their cage. Thanks for the apples, old man!
• Ah shit, we gotta deal with alternate versions of group tributes now, and ethics on experimenting on alternate universes and their habitants. It seems Cassie's Failed Reserves are all on the chopping block for colluding in necromancy. Welp!
• KB's Missed Reserves attempt to weaken the Devil, expecting something similar to what happened Jake's group. Well, it's Nausea Fuel- don't expect like a whole string of buffs/debuffs on the drinker.
• Cathy Mitchell tosses some tins away, and even dumps one on a passing cat. Hey!
• Wario and Waluigi have so much money that they decide to open up Bellonaland, a theme park dedicated to the surviving Goddess of War, Bellona. This does not make them any more eligible to be knighted as "Shitass" though.
• Oho! What's this?! All the unused reserves have gone on strike against The Reserve?! It's gonna take a group in the millions to quell it. Unfortunately, the group, which consists of Iman, Thank you., the Universe(!) and a large influx of Stormtroopers, is not even powerful or big enough to end the strike. RIP.
• Mystery Perfect Chaos 3000, also starring Spiritia of Spiritia vs. the Universe fame, and famed infomercial delight Red Copper Pan.
• Imagine what your favorite character's bag looks like. What are the odds it's an ''Ita''-bag?

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Emperor Belos, Yogg-Saron, Admiral Zhao, Cassie's Failed Reserves, Iman, Thank you., The Universe, Stormtroopers

21 tributes remaining.

NEXT UPDATE IN 9 - 12 HOURS!

Edited by Mk_97 on Jan 23rd 2023 at 10:35:08 AM

That's an undignified death for Zhao.

Look like Jake's tributes has committed an another event similiar to The Corrupted Blood incident, Azeroth is in chaos again

Ah welp, there goes me- I mean, Iman.

Keep at it, Mara!

Meanwhile, I'm here just waiting for the new sim season next season

Goddammit Below.

Just came back from my road trip the other day, so lemme catch up...

Night 1: Welp... at least the Crusaders survived the Bloodbath... see you in the first new sim season...

Day 2: Thriller Night? Don't you mean Thriller Day, Sothis?

Night 2: What's with [insert horror movie protag] meeting with Nimoy again lately? And Ichi, Ares asked for that Worfing. (Shot)

Day 3: I don't blame Scips for not wanting to be involved in that specific event.

Night 3: Take a shot every time the host mistakes an acronym for an anagram or vice versa.

Day 4: Hey, I remember when Ralphie visited Bellonaland in S62!

I'm out

Sothis you brilliant and quite frankly terrifying murder gremlin.

Murder Gremlin, I like it.

PREVIOUSLY, ON HUNGER GEAR...

• Jake's crew unleashes the Corrupted Blood on Warcraft canon,
• Sothis obtains nuclear weaponry,
• and everyone at The Reserve goes on strike!

We are over half way there with The Last One.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Command & Conquer - Depth Charge

NIGHT FOUR (postimg / imgur◊)

• Harold must've dabbed with those Blades of Chaos on, no wonder Bellona got knocked over!
• Spiritia buys a dog. That's the entire episode of Spiritia vs. The Universe right there.
• The Wario Bros. threaten Jake's Past Tributes with... uhh... meat???
• Meanwhile, Captain Shrederator, Sothis and Mara go iceberg tipping. Absolutely no nukes were used.
• Ever since Ares' defeat, Chris Farley Joker has taken up the opportunity to be the new God of Chaos by saying "Yes" to everything, no exceptions.
• It doesn't matter what Your Favorite Character's trivia question was, "blue whale" was always going to be the wrong answer.
• After Alhaitham steals Red Copper Pan's attention, Red Copper Pan goes on a manhunt to send him back to Speedrunner Jail.
• The church of KB45 is open and has converted new followers like Leonard, Cathy, and... Anything?! Anything can be part of this church?! Everything- no, just Anything.
• All unused reserves' strike against The Reserve comes to an abrupt end as Perfect Chaos is brought in to break the strike with extreme prejudice.
• Coffretchi noooooooo! Don't wear that Devil shirt!!! Also hopefully this is the closest thing, and nothing more, to claiming Coffretchi's soul that the Devil will do.

DAY FIVE (postimg / imgur◊)

• Aaaaaaaaand now Alhaitham is back in Speedrunner Jail, while the Devil taunts him about how many breads Alhaitham has eaten in his life.
• All of Jake's Past Tributes are on the harp hype.
• Spiritia doesn't have rights?! Whaaaaaaaaat.
  • The original event is: (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she2) has rights, but (he/she1) does not. This means that Anything doesn't have rights, which is also messed up.
• Alas, Therese! She tried to kill KB's evil cabal/newly-established-church, but the tactics that she employed against The Universe do not hold against this group. RIP.
• In light of recent sim events, it is my strong recommendation that Your Favorite Character should never be a cleric for the Church of KB45.
• Really, Lady Shitass? They can genetically modify tracker jackers and wolf mutts, why not ghost peppers?
• No, Wario and Waluigi (but mostly Wario). You are the bandits.
• Captain Shrederator got an illegal upgrade. Even Chris Farley Joker is disgusted.
• Red Copper Pan makes one more attempt to get Cathy's money from Harold; it succeeds and unmasks the meme, only to find another, 100% more pained meme underneath.
• Sothis kills Mara for saying illogical stuff. RIP. And no, boring Sothis to near-death, like Mara did to Ares, was never an option here.
• Leonard saves Cathy's hide from a scorpion, rumored to be the same scorpion that killed Cathy's swashbuckling friend Riley earlier in the season.
• Bellona goes scavenging, doing things delicately to avoid setting off any traps or explosives.
• The space aliens have noted Perfect Chaos' work in breaking that earlier strike. They abduct it and send it back to the Arena before the update ends. Now Perfect Chaos is even more Perfecter... Chaos-er.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) All unused reserves, Therese, Mara

18 tributes remaining.

NEXT UPDATE IN 6 - 8 HOURS!

Goddamn Sothis, y'all were just having fun tipping icebergs just now farewell Mara.

No mercy!

Diamond is OP, please nerf.

KB's Reserve Church reminds me of when Kenny became a cultist in Reboot S184, IIRC. That being said, what's with that reserve team and [Eye-Sicle himself] lately?

Which one of you gave the robot a gun?! Isn't being a spinning death machine enough?!

Regrettably, I am incapable of discussing my current opinions of the season without being rude.

At the very least, the space aliens give me slight amusement.

Cathy lives to hawk more kitchen crap on TV another day thanks to Leonard Ninoy. 🖖

I have a question about the next seasons. Since rolling for reserves won't be a thing, can we still nominate two tributes?