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Hi, and welcome to the official reboot of the Hunger Games Simulation! Yeah, funny that the guy whose tributes and suggestions created a bit of a stir in the original HGS is making the reboot post, I know. Before we begin, here are the rules. And a link to the HGS wiki as that's where we do the editing.

If you have any additional questions, please contact the thread's moderators, Psychedelicate, Troper No. 9001, Vengeful Bale, and Zanreo, preferably through PMs. They're in charge of keeping the game running smoothly, including making critical decisions in regards to players who begin to show reprehensible behavior.

Here’s a link to a more updated list of rules here.

Old Rules

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    Thread Rules and Guidelines 
Thread Rules and Guidelines

In order for this forum game to run as smoothly as possible, all participants are expected to follow the rules and expectations laid out below. These rules are subject to change, so please check them periodically!

  1. No reserving a spot for yourself so you can edit your tributes in or nominate them in a new post. Same goes for nominating them, but providing the pictures later. Like posting nominations during an ongoing season, this is also unfair for the other players who haven't nominated yet. When nominating tributes, you must provide pictures of them in your initial post in order to join a season. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be disqualified.
    • However, new accounts who can't post external links are exempted from this rule. If you can't nominate tributes because of this, please let us know, and someone will be happy to provide them for you.
    • Tip: If you can't provide pictures right away, save the image links somewhere safe (such as a notes app or a PM to yourself) before you're ready to post. It's highly recommended to prepare your next set of tributes ahead of time.
  2. Do not switch tributes after the running process has begun. If you have changed your mind about what tribute/s you would like to nominate for the season, you may change them as long as the runner hasn’t already begun running the season. If you do change them after the running process has begun, the runner will not change them for you, and the tributes you have initially nominated will be locked in. If the runner(s) is/are struggling to get a good save for an extended period of time, you are allowed to swap out any of your watchlisted tributes with a "safer" one to ease the running process.
  3. Refrain from nominating the same tributes more than two seasons in a row (Battle Royales and Death Battles don’t count). Any and all tributes (including character variations) nominated by a troper will have a mandatory four-season cooldown before they can be nominated again by that particular troper, with the Battle Royale and the Death Battle as exceptions, as well as if a tribute is nominated within the cooldown by another player. Anyone caught breaking this new rule will be automatically disqualified. Additionally, a leniency for a tribute in cooldown will be given if they appear in, and only in, massive group tributes (such as cast tributes, the universe, etc). A "duo, trio, quartet, etc." type of tribute will not receive this leniency. Everyone is encouraged to make an effort to nominate a diverse range of tributes, although you can re-nominate tributes you have nominated previously time and time again. However, continuously nominating the exact same tributes several seasons in a row is not allowed, as other players will very quickly become sick of them. Those who break this rule will be automatically disqualified.
  4. The interval between seasons must be 24 hours long, at minimum. This is to give everyone a fair chance to nominate their tributes before the next season begins.
  5. Along with the 24-hour minimum interval for nominating tributes, there is also a 36-hour maximum interval for looking for a host. If no one volunteers to host the next season by the time the interval expires, then the last host will do so again to keep the thread going. Exceptions can be made if said host is unable to do so due to outside circumstances.
  6. Do not nominate your tributes while a season is underway. It is unfair to participants who nominate their tributes after the season has concluded, as it gives those who nominate them during a season a head start in the nomination process. Anyone who violates this rule will be disqualified from the next season.
  7. Refrain from nominating controversial figures. This includes high-profile politicians (e.g. Donald Trump) and any Real Life individual who is generally controversial (e.g. Harvey Weinstein). Certain tributes can be allowed back in after the controversies surrounding them have died down (usually several months, depending on how severe they are). However, some would be considered permabanned if they have been confirmed to have done something absolutely unforgivable (e. g. pedophilia).
  8. It is the runner’s responsibility to ensure that a high frequency of deaths early on in the season is not present, and that pedophilia or any other extremely Squicky events do not occur. If a save includes an Arena Event or a large quantity of deaths occurring before Day 3, and/or an underage tribute is involved in a sexual event, it should not be used for the season.
  9. Everyone is expected to follow the TV Tropes Text Formatting Rules. The two most important ones are outlined below.
  10. Please take note that we have an RP thread of this here, where players can roleplay as their tributes based on what happens in seasons. If you are hosting a season and an ASAS RPer doesn't go by your interpretation of events in the RP, it's okay. Accept the fact that they decided to go with their own interpretations of their tributes and events and move on.

    Nominating Tributes 
Nominating Tributes

Each participant may submit 1 tribute, who shall be their main tribute, and they can submit 1 more as a reserve, which will be put in a list, where they will be randomized after the nomination period closes to fill in the remaining spots. We used to allow up to 2 main tributes, with 2 additional reserves, but since the seasons are quickly and consistently being filled up to the maximum number of tributes in this version of the sim (48), we had to halve them starting in Season 185. If you don't specify which of your two tributes is the reserve, we will assume that the second one is, so choose carefully. Also, reserves that do not make it in the season are not counted towards the Tribute Cooldown Rule. We are aware that the updated version of the sim allows up to 200 tributes, but we are still waiting for the Event Import/Export function to be implemented so we can easily transfer our massive backlog of events.

Nominating tributes is simple. Just provide your tributes’ names, as well as an accompanying image, preferably in this format:

[[(Image Link) (Tribute Name)]]

It is recommended that you specify each of your tributes’ gender, especially if there is a chance that the runner may mistake them for a member of the opposite gender, or they are nonbinary/genderqueer. You may also provide a “death picture” of each of your tributes if you wish. The minimum picture size that the simulator allows is 90x90 pixels, so please keep that in mind.

If you change your tributes after posting, you have to make a new post informing about this.

    The Watchlist 
The Watchlist

While we are lenient on what tributes you can nominate (except for controversial figures, as stated in Rule 5), you must state if any of them are underage by stating their age or their estimated age if unknown. Since different countries/states/jurisdictions have different laws on what the age of consent is, we will be going with 18, since the site is based in California. These tributes will be protected and put on the watchlist, and they will be flagged under the following colors:

  1. Light Green - tributes who are typically late teens (18-19 years old). They can be shipped with other adults as long as the age difference isn't disturbing.
  2. Yellow - tributes who are typically early to mid-teens (13-17 years old). They can be shipped with other yellows and also yellow-greens provided that the age difference isn't disturbing.
  3. Orange - tributes who are typically pre-teens (10-12 years old). They can be shipped only with other oranges, but they must not be involved in NSFW events.
  4. Red - tributes who are typically young children (<10 years old). They can be shipped only with other reds, but they must not be involved in NSFW events, or if shipped, overtly romantic events (e. g. making out).
  5. Black - tributes who are typically babies/toddlers. They are absolutely unshippable and must not be involved in NSFW events.

As a general rule, these tributes are allowed to have Precocious Crushes on the adults as long as the adult(s) doesn't/don't return their feelings. They are also allowed to be shipped only with other tributes within the same flag level. However, some tributes have very unusual cases (e. g. tributes who are Older or Younger Than They Look), so they might be flagged higher or lower on the watchlist. If any of your tributes fall under this, please say so.

The watchlist also applies to group tributes. If there's at least one member of the group who is flagged, then the entire group must be flagged as well. Because the resulting pairings are always disturbing, mixed-age group tributes that contain kids must be black flagged.

This is more of a guideline than a hard rule, but please specify your tribute's gender if it's not immediately obvious what gender they are, particularly with crossdressers and androgynous tributes. Non-binary tributes or those that are genderless or of Ambiguous Gender can be assigned either pronouns due to our sim's limitations (the updated version has them, but we're still waiting for Event Import/Export), but if you headcanon them to be of a specific gender, then please say so in your nomination post.

Tributes must be flagged according to their age at the end of their source material in question, unless you are specifically nominating a younger version of them. If that is the case, please make this clear in your nomination post. However, this rule is exempt for tributes who are better-known as their younger selves, e.g. Homestuck tributes.

Note that flagging rules also applies to things like character figurines, plushies, and similar/other representations of specific characters. Even if they're inanimate objects, they're still representations of the character in question, and will have to be flagged as such.

All players will be required to post flags for a flagged character every time they are nominated, no matter how many times they have been nominated before. This is done to make sure the runner knows that the tributes in question are part of the watchlist, so that there will be no uncomfortable pairings in retrospect.

    Special Flags 
Special Flags

In addition to the regular flagging system, certain tributes will need or can use additional conditions for who they can and can't be shipped with. Typical examples of these are:

Non-sapient animals: If an animal/non-human(oid) creature tribute is non-sapient (e.g. regular real-life animals), they will have to be flagged for this and can only be shipped with other non-sapient animals.

Related tributes: If two tributes have a family relationship, whether biological or adopted - say, you nominate a pair of siblings - you can add a note to not have them shipped with each other. This also applies for if one person nominates one character and another nominates the other. Note that for siblings, cousins, ect. this is optional, but parent/child tributes will always need to be special case flagged for this.

Elderly tributes: Old tributes (typically tributes 65 years or older) should also get a special case flag, letting the runner know to be careful about who to potentially ship them with.

If your tribute doesn't fall under these three cases but still needs to be flagged this way, don't hesitate to ask the mods on how to flag them properly.

Additionally, please note that the image you use for your tribute will represent the incarnation of said tribute, including their age (specifically, how old they are by the end of their source material). For example, if you are nominating Naruto, and his image shows him as his Shippuden self, he must be flagged as yellow because his Shippuden self is a teen.

As stated in Rule 6, it's the runner's responsibility to make sure that none of these tributes get into any disturbing pairings such as pedophilia or extremely Squicky pairings in general. If you're not sure about a pairing during running, don't be afraid to ask.

While you are allowed to swap out any of your watchlisted tributes if running becomes too difficult, please be mindful if there are other watchlisted tributes already nominated. If you feel that your tributes would burden the runner further, consider swapping them out with "safer" ones.

    Suggesting Events 
Suggesting Events

During the intervals between seasons, players can suggest new events to be inputted in the save we use for all seasons. However, players must be very mindful about what events they suggest. Before suggesting an event, consider the following:

  • Is this event already included?
  • Is it too similar to another event already included? (Do a quick ctrl-F in the event list if you’re unsure.)
  • Does it make sense?
  • If it’s a fatal event, is it made clear that the tribute dies in this event, and is it clear who killed them?
  • If it references a specific work, will non-fans of said work still be able to understand the event?

When suggesting events to be inputted in the thread, other players are likely to notify you if the event fails to meet any of these criteria; nonetheless, you should double-check and make sure that the event you’re suggesting is good to go. If it needs to be worded a certain way, re-word it.

Additionally, when suggesting events, always make sure you surround them with [=this markup=]; otherwise, terms such as “(Player1)” and “(him/her3)” will show up incorrectly, which can create problems in the way events are coded and create more work for the runner.

You must also follow these guidelines:

  1. No events with slurs in it. While swear words are allowed, slurs are offensive and they violate the site rules.
  2. No gender-specific events. Since the sim randomizes the tributes involved, events that specify or imply their gender can easily make Unfortunate Implications if the wrong tribute is chosen (e. g. a cis or trans male tribute declaring that he "ain't no man" and killing another).
  3. If the event is questionable (i. e. overtly romantic or suggestive), please blacklist it for the Clean Save. This will be used in case of a big watchlist to ease running. This also includes unrequited/one-sided love events, starting in Season 184 because even these events have proven to slow down running using the Clean Save due to inappropriate crushes.
  4. No events that are blatant Take Thats against specific people, works, or companies. These can become potentially offensive in the long run and cause Flame Wars.
  5. If the event has two or more tributes dying, be mindful of who dies first. The sim kills off tributes from left to right, regardless of what the event says, i. e. in an event where P1 kills P2 before being killed themselves, P1 will end up dying first because of the sim. Events like these could easily mess up the placements and kill counts. However, multideath events where the death order isn't specified (which implies that the victims died within milliseconds of each other, or more or less at the same time) are allowed.
  6. To prevent too many events being suggested for each season, making them all take a long time to add and potentially causing delays, each player can suggest up to 15 events per season. If more than this are suggested, the remaining events after the first 15 will not be added. Arena events will each count as one event under this. You are allowed to exceed the limit by 1-5 events, but any more than that will require the excess events to be reserved for the next.

    Themed Seasons 
Themed Seasons

In the HGS, we often organize “themed seasons”, where everyone is encouraged to nominate tributes according to a specific theme. Although every participant is encouraged to do so, if you are having difficulties with coming up with tributes suiting the theme, or you simply don’t want to nominate tributes corresponding to the theme, you are allowed to nominate regular tributes instead. Ideas for possible future themed seasons can be suggested in the thread or, more ideally, on the official Discord server on the appropriate channel.


And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!

Team Powerful

Reserve: Team Public Service

Edited by MacronNotes on Dec 31st 2021 at 7:34:34 AM

Dghcrh from Small country that looks like a fish Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Jan 23rd 2023 at 3:39:07 PM

This is it. Yeti had the worst performance of my tributes. But at least he stands out. And skiing isn't any more safe without himtongue

Edited by Dghcrh on Jan 23rd 2023 at 1:45:35 PM

I'm mainly a fan of underrated media.
Billy5545 Ichika Hoshino from Tokyo Relationship Status: -not set
Ichika Hoshino
Jan 23rd 2023 at 3:45:43 PM

Late, but oof, I'm out. At this point, I'm probably going to miss out on the Battle Royale

From Project SEKAI.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Jan 23rd 2023 at 3:56:54 PM

So, Ares managed to rack up those kills and live up to his War God status... only to be unceremoniously worfed afterwards.

JankyKong "Hey Kid! Wanna see some magic?" from a Secret Base on the Moon Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
GamerLuna2022 Pingu-san's Timid Doppelgänger from Parajuku Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Pingu-san's Timid Doppelgänger
Jan 23rd 2023 at 4:40:16 PM

Morpho, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hi, there...
BackSet1 Furry Confirmed 🦊 from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Furry Confirmed 🦊
Jan 23rd 2023 at 6:05:52 PM

Sothis making a rational decision? Now I've seen everything.

Hey! I make rational decisions all the time!

Name one.

Uh... well... I... I was going to name something that happened in canon but honestly, I can't really justify any of those as rational. But in my defense, most of them were spurred forth by the actions of an idiot who only ever shows emotion when it would be least convenient!

So I take it the version who shows emotion all the time is an upgrade?

Don't push it, buddy.

So who won the bet?
BlackFaithStar "It's been torture. Thank you." Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
"It's been torture. Thank you."
Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
Jan 23rd 2023 at 9:11:58 PM

PREVIOUSLY, ON HUNGER GEAR...

  • Spirita and Therese take on the Universe,
  • Mara kills Ares, the God of War Chaos,
  • and absolutely no one wants to kiss Yogg-Saron.

Another update for our viewers! Reboot Season 257 continues.


RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Grand Theft Auto V - The Agency Heist


NIGHT THREE (postimg / imgur)

  • You've met one Devil, you've met 'em all.
  • While on live television, Thank you. tries to get Cathy Mitchell to eat green eggs and ham. Green eggs and ham she will not stand, even if served on a Red Copper Pan.
  • Iman gives Perfect Chaos the acronym treatment: Fetch Rose Cap. wait NO that's an anagram!!! frick I did it again
    • Alright, alright, how about: Primordial Extra-large Reptilian Force-of-nature Exterminator Can Throw Corrupt Haberdash At Our Souls. ...nah, that's too... out there. hmm.
  • Alas, Emperor Belos. He really does look like a zombie, now that I think about it.
  • Anything argues with KB's missed reserves. Again, there could be an overlap between the two tributes. That would probably be KB's reserves arguing amongst themselves, somewhat.
  • Sothis, meanwhile, hopes all of Cassie's Failed Reserves lose, to put it lightly.
  • The Stormtroopers' insults are as bad as their aim. And so, Fatty Fatty No Parents Admiral Zhao the Yeti Slayer.
  • Gasp! Collusion?! Your favorite character (lowercase) is getting help from a raccoon in order to pass the cooking class! How will Spirita respond to this moral conundrum?!
  • Leonard Nimoy dines at The Reserve and goes in with the innuendos.
  • ...I actually can envision Chris Farley Joker saying this, lol. All mumbly and grumbly about a BattleBot.
  • Mara needs the sleep, unless she wants to end up dead like Morpho Knight, who never got quality sleep.
  • Bellona knights Coffretchi, dubbing her Lady Shitass.
  • Red Copper Pan really wants Harold to pay all those easy payments, but upon realizing that its attack would kill him, stops, and decides it'd be better for Harold to keep on living, hiding the pain, instead.
  • The Universe gives Wario and Waluigi matching garlic necklaces. Nice!
  • I guess all those sleuthing classes paid off, as somehow Jake's Past Tributes kill Yogg-Saron. Unfortunately, they manage to curse everyone within the Warcraft canon from the fallout of the epic battle. Whoops.

DAY FOUR (postimg / imgur)

  • Mr. Nimoy, don't read it. Don't read that book, please.
  • All of these tributes are drinking from different bottles, but simultaneously declare it delicious. This drink has nothing on the curse they inflicted on Warcraft.
  • To celebrate Coffretchi's knighting, Therese bakes her some friendship muffins! Yay!
  • Chris Farley Joker makes his move, and pelts Fatty Fatty No Parents Admiral Zhao the Yeti Slayer and Doom Programmer with so many eggs that he just straight up collapses and dies. Yep, that's it for Zhao.
  • Alhaitham is in Speedrunning Jail for... unfortunate reasons. Thankfully, he has a means of escape.
  • Mara secures her camp so that nobody will kill her after they gain word that she killed Ares.
  • How the frick did Sothis get a hold of a NUKE?!
  • Hide the Pain Harold helps Anything break out of their cage. Thanks for the apples, old man!
  • Ah shit, we gotta deal with alternate versions of group tributes now, and ethics on experimenting on alternate universes and their habitants. It seems Cassie's Failed Reserves are all on the chopping block for colluding in necromancy. Welp!
  • KB's Missed Reserves attempt to weaken the Devil, expecting something similar to what happened Jake's group. Well, it's Nausea Fuel- don't expect like a whole string of buffs/debuffs on the drinker.
  • Cathy Mitchell tosses some tins away, and even dumps one on a passing cat. Hey!
  • Wario and Waluigi have so much money that they decide to open up Bellonaland, a theme park dedicated to the surviving Goddess of War, Bellona. This does not make them any more eligible to be knighted as "Shitass" though.
  • Oho! What's this?! All the unused reserves have gone on strike against The Reserve?! It's gonna take a group in the millions to quell it. Unfortunately, the group, which consists of Iman, Thank you., the Universe(!) and a large influx of Stormtroopers, is not even powerful or big enough to end the strike. RIP.
  • Mystery Perfect Chaos 3000, also starring Spiritia of Spiritia vs. the Universe fame, and famed infomercial delight Red Copper Pan.
  • Imagine what your favorite character's bag looks like. What are the odds it's an ''Ita''-bag?


FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur) Emperor Belos, Yogg-Saron, Admiral Zhao, Cassie's Failed Reserves, Iman, Thank you., The Universe, Stormtroopers

21 tributes remaining.


    Kill Count 
  • Admiral Zhao: 1 (Yeti)
  • Sothis: 1 (Stan)
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders: 1 (Supernova)
  • Yogg-Saron: 1 (Demona)
  • Riley: 3 (Morpho Knight, Creepy Woody, Armored Armadillo)
  • Ares: 3 (Morpho Knight, Creepy Woody, Armored Armadillo)
  • Isabelle: 3 (Morpho Knight, Creepy Woody, Armored Armadillo)
  • The Devil from the Bible: 1 (Zanreo's Unchosen Reserves)
  • Mara: 1 (Ares)
  • Coffetchi: 1 (Isabelle)
  • Alhaitham: 3 (Decker Team, Sweet JP, Scipion's Failed Reserves)
  • Jake's Past Tributes: 1 (Yogg-Saron)
  • Chris Farley Joker: 1 (Admiral Zhao)
  • All unused reserves: 4 (Iman, Thank you., The Universe, Stormtroopers)


NEXT UPDATE IN 9 - 12 HOURS!

Edited by Mk_97 on Jan 23rd 2023 at 10:35:08 AM

Myskywarm I'm sorry if I say something stupid. from Ee-arth Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
I'm sorry if I say something stupid.
Jan 23rd 2023 at 9:17:27 PM

That's an undignified death for Zhao.

There's a saying, "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the “present”."
Justkong033 Smug Catto from Nowhere Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Smug Catto
Jan 23rd 2023 at 9:27:14 PM

Look like Jake's tributes has committed an another event similiar to The Corrupted Blood incident, Azeroth is in chaos again

BlackFaithStar "It's been torture. Thank you." Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
"It's been torture. Thank you."
Jan 23rd 2023 at 9:27:53 PM

Ah welp, there goes me- I mean, Iman.

Keep at it, Mara!

Billy5545 Ichika Hoshino from Tokyo Relationship Status: -not set
Ichika Hoshino
Jan 23rd 2023 at 9:33:21 PM

Meanwhile, I'm here just waiting for the new sim season next season

From Project SEKAI.
MemeMaster245 Best character in BATDR from Unknown From M.E. Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
Best character in BATDR
Jan 24th 2023 at 12:41:21 AM

Goddammit Below.

Thank you very much for your help!
TroperNo9001 Perry's #1 Nemesis from Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Perry's #1 Nemesis
Jan 24th 2023 at 1:44:05 AM

Just came back from my road trip the other day, so lemme catch up...

Night 1: Welp... at least the Crusaders survived the Bloodbath... see you in the first new sim season...

Day 2: Thriller Night? Don't you mean Thriller Day, Sothis? tongue

Night 2: What's with [insert horror movie protag] meeting with Nimoy again lately? And Ichi, Ares asked for that Worfing. (Shot)

Day 3: I don't blame Scips for not wanting to be involved in that specific event. tongue

Night 3: Take a shot every time the host mistakes an acronym for an anagram or vice versa.

Day 4: Hey, I remember when Ralphie visited Bellonaland in S62!

"Behold the Trope-inator! Once I activate it, the entire Tri-state Area shall be brainwashed into browsing this site FOREVER!"
CardboardBot Friendlier tone from Other Tropes Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Friendlier tone
BackSet1 Furry Confirmed 🦊 from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Furry Confirmed 🦊
Jan 24th 2023 at 5:39:28 AM

Sothis you brilliant and quite frankly terrifying murder gremlin.

Murder Gremlin, I like it.

So who won the bet?
Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
Jan 24th 2023 at 7:58:44 AM

PREVIOUSLY, ON HUNGER GEAR...

  • Jake's crew unleashes the Corrupted Blood on Warcraft canon,
  • Sothis obtains nuclear weaponry,
  • and everyone at The Reserve goes on strike!

We are over half way there with The Last One.


RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Command & Conquer - Depth Charge


NIGHT FOUR (postimg / imgur)

  • Harold must've dabbed with those Blades of Chaos on, no wonder Bellona got knocked over!
  • Spiritia buys a dog. That's the entire episode of Spiritia vs. The Universe right there.
  • The Wario Bros. threaten Jake's Past Tributes with... uhh... meat???
  • Meanwhile, Captain Shrederator, Sothis and Mara go iceberg tipping. Absolutely no nukes were used.
  • Ever since Ares' defeat, Chris Farley Joker has taken up the opportunity to be the new God of Chaos by saying "Yes" to everything, no exceptions.
  • It doesn't matter what Your Favorite Character's trivia question was, "blue whale" was always going to be the wrong answer.
  • After Alhaitham steals Red Copper Pan's attention, Red Copper Pan goes on a manhunt to send him back to Speedrunner Jail.
  • The church of KB45 is open and has converted new followers like Leonard, Cathy, and... Anything?! Anything can be part of this church?! Everything- no, just Anything.
  • All unused reserves' strike against The Reserve comes to an abrupt end as Perfect Chaos is brought in to break the strike with extreme prejudice.
  • Coffretchi noooooooo! Don't wear that Devil shirt!!! Also hopefully this is the closest thing, and nothing more, to claiming Coffretchi's soul that the Devil will do.

DAY FIVE (postimg / imgur)

  • Aaaaaaaaand now Alhaitham is back in Speedrunner Jail, while the Devil taunts him about how many breads Alhaitham has eaten in his life.
  • All of Jake's Past Tributes are on the harp hype.
  • Spiritia doesn't have rights?! Whaaaaaaaaat.
    • The original event is: (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she2) has rights, but (he/she1) does not. This means that Anything doesn't have rights, which is also messed up.
  • Alas, Therese! She tried to kill KB's evil cabal/newly-established-church, but the tactics that she employed against The Universe do not hold against this group. RIP.
  • In light of recent sim events, it is my strong recommendation that Your Favorite Character should never be a cleric for the Church of KB45.
  • Really, Lady Shitass? They can genetically modify tracker jackers and wolf mutts, why not ghost peppers?
  • No, Wario and Waluigi (but mostly Wario). You are the bandits.
  • Captain Shrederator got an illegal upgrade. Even Chris Farley Joker is disgusted.
  • Red Copper Pan makes one more attempt to get Cathy's money from Harold; it succeeds and unmasks the meme, only to find another, 100% more pained meme underneath.
  • Sothis kills Mara for saying illogical stuff. RIP. And no, boring Sothis to near-death, like Mara did to Ares, was never an option here.
  • Leonard saves Cathy's hide from a scorpion, rumored to be the same scorpion that killed Cathy's swashbuckling friend Riley earlier in the season.
  • Bellona goes scavenging, doing things delicately to avoid setting off any traps or explosives.
  • The space aliens have noted Perfect Chaos' work in breaking that earlier strike. They abduct it and send it back to the Arena before the update ends. Now Perfect Chaos is even more Perfecter... Chaos-er.


FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur) All unused reserves, Therese, Mara

18 tributes remaining.


    Kill Count 
  • Admiral Zhao: 1 (Yeti)
  • Sothis: 2 (Stan, Mara)
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders: 1 (Supernova)
  • Yogg-Saron: 1 (Demona)
  • Riley: 3 (Morpho Knight, Creepy Woody, Armored Armadillo)
  • Ares: 3 (Morpho Knight, Creepy Woody, Armored Armadillo)
  • Isabelle: 3 (Morpho Knight, Creepy Woody, Armored Armadillo)
  • The Devil from the Bible: 1 (Zanreo's Unchosen Reserves)
  • Mara: 1 (Ares)
  • Coffetchi: 1 (Isabelle)
  • Alhaitham: 3 (Decker Team, Sweet JP, Scipion's Failed Reserves)
  • Jake's Past Tributes: 1 (Yogg-Saron)
  • Chris Farley Joker: 1 (Admiral Zhao)
  • All unused reserves: 4 (Iman, Thank you., The Universe, Stormtroopers)
  • Perfect Chaos: 1 (All unused reserves)
  • KB's Missed Reserves: 1 (Therese)


NEXT UPDATE IN 6 - 8 HOURS!

BlackFaithStar "It's been torture. Thank you." Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
"It's been torture. Thank you."
Jan 24th 2023 at 8:06:28 AM

Goddamn Sothis, y'all were just having fun tipping icebergs just now sad farewell Mara.

BackSet1 Furry Confirmed 🦊 from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Furry Confirmed 🦊
Scipion3 Aaron from Eye-Sicle's lair Relationship Status: In the clutches of some Wild Love
Aaron
Jan 24th 2023 at 8:08:57 AM

Diamond is OP, please nerf.

Rescuer, big brother, and a very cuddly boyfriend to a certain Zoroark.
TroperNo9001 Perry's #1 Nemesis from Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Perry's #1 Nemesis
Jan 24th 2023 at 8:12:51 AM

KB's Reserve Church reminds me of when Kenny became a cultist in Reboot S184, IIRC. That being said, what's with that reserve team and [Eye-Sicle himself] lately?

"Behold the Trope-inator! Once I activate it, the entire Tri-state Area shall be brainwashed into browsing this site FOREVER!"
Letooce Streber be like Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Streber be like
Jan 24th 2023 at 8:15:28 AM

Which one of you gave the robot a gun?! Isn't being a spinning death machine enough?!

Waiting for something to happen?
JankyKong "Hey Kid! Wanna see some magic?" from a Secret Base on the Moon Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
"Hey Kid! Wanna see some magic?"
Jan 24th 2023 at 8:17:55 AM

Regrettably, I am incapable of discussing my current opinions of the season without being rude.

At the very least, the space aliens give me slight amusement.

...In a world unaware that darkness is born from light, despite them scorning each other...
EeveeGirlChey hoopy frood from a dumpster Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
hoopy frood
Jan 24th 2023 at 9:13:28 AM

Cathy lives to hawk more kitchen crap on TV another day thanks to Leonard Ninoy. 🖖

"well, this is GAY." -patrick troughton
MemeMaster245 Best character in BATDR from Unknown From M.E. Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
Best character in BATDR
Jan 24th 2023 at 9:53:55 AM

I have a question about the next seasons. Since rolling for reserves won't be a thing, can we still nominate two tributes?

Thank you very much for your help!

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