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The moral of the story is... Never Bring A Gun To A Swordfight.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Once upon a time, there was a magical idol of Satan.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
And every day priests tried to destroy it and failed
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dork on dork violence
Until one day, one of the priests botched the exorcism ritual so badly it summoned an avatar of Satan into the world.
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Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
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And because of this, Satan was able to take control of the sun and give it a very large eye, as well as the power to move through space without external assistance.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
And because of this the Apocalypse would soon start.
And because of this Everyone Dies, except for one person named Bob.
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Queen of Neith
Until finally, a tiny furry critter carrying a sword with the Spectre as its sidekick destroyed the statue.
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Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
And ever since that day, Bob, the spectre, and the furry critter have lived in mediocre luxury together.
Huzzah
He'll take the case!
And the moral of this story is, always do exorcisms the proper way.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
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And every day, he'd try to find many ways to use it to Take Over the World. ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
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"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"But one day, he found one successful and cost-efficient method, and decided to test it out.
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And because of this he finally succeeded
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And because of this, the kingdom of Hyrule fell into despair.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
One just might
And because of this, most Hyruleans are thinking about moving to another country.
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If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Until finally, they found themselves in the city of England.
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And ever since that day, there was a cultural exchange between the Hyruleans and the English.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The moral of the story is get a translator.
He'll take the case!
Once upon a time, there was a wizard who lived at the top of a tall tower.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
And every day he would complain about having to climb all those stairs
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Until one day, he invented a spell that let him climb any set of stairs instantaneously.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Oh Captain!~
And because of this, he became fat and lazy.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Hydraloonie
Until finally, he took extreme "Get into Shape" classes and lost most of his weight (At the cost of never being able to fly up stairs again)
Progress has it's stepping stones.
And ever since that day, the town was safe and the girl considered a hero.
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