Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
SIZE TEAM:
Battleship Fluttershy
Pros:
- Massive
- Carries an Air Force base on her back. (Just to make it fair, I’ll say there isn’t an active military ATM).
- Flight
- Animal Husbandry
Cons:
- Shy, though usually only around her equals
- Pacifist
Johnny Gatherer and Jerry Breeder
Pros:
- Incredibly gifted swordsmen
- Unbelievably agile
- Terribly hard to kill
- Johnny’s Sword, Grassblade, is sharp enough to cut through stone.
- Jerry’s Sword, Sunlight, is sharp, but it’s real strength lies in its ability to absorb heat, and deal it to the enemies with each making of contact.
Cons:
- Though they’re good dodgers, they need to be, as if one thing succeeds in fully crushing them, they’re dead in one blow.
- Both are very small.
- Jerry is easily distracted by attractive women of any species.
Frank Reynolds
Pros:
- Wields a gun.
- No restraint.
Cons:
- Terribly unhealthy.
- Senile.
- Can go rogue unexpectedly.
- Insane.
Yuri
Pros:
- Intellegent.
- Smart.
- Atheltic Build.
- Skilled with a knife.
Cons:
- Has a tendency to be obsessive.
- Loves self-harm.
Ghoul Man and Sir Pips
Pros:
- Ghoul Man is very strong and very fast, as he was a quarterback.
- Sir Pips is intellectual, and a good strategist.
Cons:
- Ghoul Man’s face is deformed, so it’s a fragile area.
- Sir Pips comes from the past, so he may not be used to modern customs.
BATTLE
Alright, so here’s the thing: We’re keeping Fluttershy away from this battle.
With all these animals, she’s never gonna let the others go on with their plan.
So, she sits behind a mountain range.
But, the other members do use her base. They send Frank off in a jet. Knowing, however, Frank could flip at any second, Yuri, Sir Pips, and Johnny (the smart ones), sabotaged his engine to malfunction from a remote control once he’d flown a distance. Frank almost crashed into them, but Arashagami blows the jet up with a thunderstorm, before it can collide with the ground.
This also gives The a The advantage of knowing where the base is. The group would head toward there, but would be stopped by Yuri, ready for the rush of kamikaze. Now, Yuri is ver patient and precise, so she is able to evade Arashagami’s thunderstorm. As she starts to crash, Axel and Tortuga shield their teammates. Yuri, deciding that she might be able to take one out with the full blast, steers directly into Axel. The defense did save the other team members, but Yuri killed Axel and herself.
Next, a giant carrier shows up. Arashagami strikes the pilot seat with lightning, but no one is there. They see Sir Pips has parachuted out the back, but he lands on the mountain top so that he can escape. Arashagami runs up the mountain to deal with Pips.
However, Pips wasn’t the only one who jumped, Invisible to the group, Johnny and Jerry have jumped out of the plane, and are able to land with miniature parachutes.
Able to sneak up quite a bit, as no one expects the unassuming ants, the two are able to quickly cut down the little boys. However, this makes them immediately aware to the other two monsters.
Johnny and Jerry split the monsters between them.
Jerry attempts to take on Tortuga, but the sun is blocked by the storm, and it leaves his blade merely as a blade, which is unable to cut through Tortuga’s thick exterior. Jerry gets the bright idea to try and get inside of Tortuga to cut his heart open, but once Jerry tries to do this, Tortuga manipulates the saliva in his mouth to efficiently spit out the sword and swallow Jerry.
Johnny, meanwhile, must deal with Sampamon, furious at his master’s death. Sampamon uses Spectral Tail, and Johnny has to sword fight with it, though his sharpness can’t do much against raw energy. However, while Tortuga is still working on Jerry, Johnny is able to hop onto Tortuga’s back, and trick Sampamon into using the Spectral Tail on Tortuga, cracking his shell open. Johnny then uses his size to enter into the shell. Sampamon repeatedly tries to kill Johnny by beating Tortuga’s shell. (Remember, he’s blinded by rage), but Johnny has cut his way into Tortuga’s softer inner skin. In doing so, he is also able to save Jerry.
Sampamon has beaten Tortuga to death, and Johnny and Jerry are able to stealthy exit Tortuga’s body (in whichever way you’d like to imagine), as they know that in their current state, they can’t beat Sampamon.
Sir Pips, meanwhile, has tried retreating to the base of the mountain. Arashagami is able to keep more than up, but Pips is able to trick him into tackling Pips off a ledge, straight to the bottom. Pips is killed, but Arashagami survives, where he sees Ghoul Man has touched down, awaiting his partner. Ghoul Man runs, and is able to outrun Arashagami for longer than Pips, but isn’t fast enough to do it for long. He eventually stops, and asks that the tiger just strike him down with lightning, as his friend has died. Arashagami agrees, but Ghoul Man is actually tricking him, as he knows that he is standing above Jerry Breeder, whose sword I stand pointed at the ground. The lighting strikes, (as we know, lighting travels upward), and the force of the lightning enters Jerry’s sword. Arashagami, confused that it didn’t work, tries at least twice more, before deciding to just drop a hail ball on him, which kills Ghoul Man.
Jerry, now with the heat of three lightning strikes in his blade, returns to Sampomon, sneaks up on him, and sticks it in his back. Sampomon, in reflex, jumps on his back, crushing Jerry. In order to alleviate the pain, they do healing rain on themselves.
Johnny, meanwhile, goes after Arashagami, portraying himself as an innocent ant. After all, Arash’ didn’t witness Johnny kill a kid.
Johnny asks for assistance, and then plans to kill the tiger while he’s distracted. Arash’, to be kind, turns into an ant to talk to Johnny. Johnny, recieving more luck than he thought he’d get, kills Arash in a quick blow, beheading him.
Johnny finally revisits Sampomon, and challenges him to a duel. The two swordfight, though again, Johnny can’t beat him with mere swords. Johnny, in an attempt to engage him, asks if he has any other moves. Sampomon uses Brilliant Hunter, and Johnny is able to not only dodge it, but jump off one of the feathers and get a vantage point at Sampomon. However, Sampomon summons Healing Rain, so when Johnny cuts into him, it is healed. Johnny isn’t harmed by the rain, but does slip off Sampomon because of it, and on the ground, Sampomon takes the one time when Johnny isn’t prepared, and crushes him.
Sampamon then tries to attack Fluttershy. Flutters, notching Sampamon, says hi, which damages Sampamon’s ears. Sampamon uses Briliant Hunter. Feeling this as a light breeze, it accidentally makes her sneeze due to being so close to her face, and Sampamon isn’t prepared for the speed he is sent at, and he becomes stain.
edited 3rd Jun '18 1:07:10 AM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
Queen of Neith
Una and the Monster Men
Una
◊
- Abilities:
- Genius-level scientist capable of modifying living things into monsters.
- Competent fighter despite her own age.
- Weapons initution
- Drawbacks
- She is a normal human being with all the weakness.
- Abilities:
- Tentacle-based combat
- Earth manipulation
- Poison generation
- Durable membrane
- Drawbacks
- High temperature destroys him
- He is influenced by the neurotoxins inside his body.
- Abilities:
- Draconic physiology
- Hard shell
- Water and Wood manipulation
- Sharp claws
- Drawbacks
- Tortuga is a slow and large creature
- He is not very bright just of normal intelligence.
- Abilities:
- Lightning and thunder manipulation
- Rain and water manipulation
- Weather lordship
- Extreme speed
- Therianthropy
- Drawbacks
- He is not a deity only a spirit of storms, so he is not all-powerful
- His powers does not work of higher beings and he can be controlled by rituals or higher beings.
- Abilities:
- Sampamon can Digivolve to Quetzacoatimon
- As Quetzacoatimon, she can perform sacrificial healing (Sacrificial Dance), create destructive blade of energy (Spectral Tail), generate healing rain (Fertile Rain), a powerful black beam by spinning (Ooroboorus) and unleash a spray of feather-shaped energy blades (Brilliant Hunter).
- Drawbacks
- When exhausted, they can revert back to their normal selves.
- Lukas Kelly is a human being.
BATTLE
In the deserts of Iran, Battleship Fluttershy monstrously crawls with her own four legs. Unbeknownst to her, there is Una and her monster men watching over her. Calculating Battleship Fluttershy's weakness, Una deduces that it is weak to lightning due to the square-cube law.
Arashigami, Quetzalcoatimon and Axel is deployed. Arashigami zooms in the speed of lightning, befitting his own nature. Quetzalcoatimon flies towards Battleship Fluttershy's neck, intending to strangle her while Axel flies towards the hull to use his earth powers.
Upon arrival, Quetzalcoatimon strangles Battleship Fluttershy's neck, agonizing her. Arashigami arrives first, generating a powerful typhoon in order to wipe out most of the opposition. Axel arrives at the hull with his massive boulders floating around him.
The lightning from the typhoon hits randomly, causing damage to the hull and electrocuting Battleship Fluttershy. Quetzalcoatimon musters all his strength to kill it. Battleship Fluttershy falls to the ground because of supermassive electroshock and air restriction. Axel hurls boulders at the body causing damage to the hull and bruising Fluttershy.
Onboard, Frank Reynolds dies first because he has no superhuman durability. Sir Pips hitches a ride on Ghoul Man's back as they burst out of the hull to kill Axel, Ghoul Man uses all his inhuman strength to crack Axel's membrane but instead absorbs all the force delivered to him.
Axel grabs Ghoul Man in extention Pip to secrete neuro- and haemo-toxins inside their bodies using his stingers. Ghoul Man and Sir Pip slowly weakens themselves, and then dying of poison as Axel drops them to the ground.
Furious, Johnny Gatherer and Jerry Breeder leap into action as they try hacking Arashigami to death. However, Arashigami uses his storm powers to blow away them, separating them completely. Johnny and Jerry are in the mercy of the tempestuous winds as they smash into Quetzalcoatimon's eyes.
Johnny and Jerry use their own swords to hack the eyes of Quetzalcoatimon, causing a rather gory Eye Scream that horrifies Una from a distance and their teammates. Tortuga gets into the battle as he summons a tidal wave out of nowhere to wash away Johnny and Jerry.
Johnny and Jerry get swept away in the current, themselves drowning in the water as they are small and separated from their magical swords. Yuri who is recovering from the wreckage of Fluttershy, sees her dead teammates.
Yuri undegoes tranquil fury as she uses what remains of the jet to reach towards Una, who is riding the back of Tortuga. She violently crashes the jet into Tortuga's face, causing facial damage. Tortuga is still unfazed by the injury, instead he tries removing the wreckage of the jest out of his own face.
Meanwhile, Yuri pulls out a knife and faces off with Una. Una pulls out a lightsaber out of her own hyperspace bag and challenges Yuri.
They fight. Yuri finds herself no match for Una's technological superiority. Her hands get amputated by the lightsaber as she screams in agony. Yuri is even more dauntless, she throws her knife hoping she gets the lucky shot at Una.
Suddenly, the knife is annihilated by lightning. It is caused by Arashigami who is leading Quetzalcoatimon and Axel Meduse to finish Yuri off.
They encircle Yuri, intimidating her. They all use their powers to the fullest potential, causing Yuri to die a Rasputinian Death of many causes.
Finally, the battle is over. Quetzalcoatimon reverts back to Lukas Kelly and Sampamon. Arashigami dispels the storm. Tortuga is back to normal. Everyone is fine.
edited 3rd Jun '18 2:26:22 AM by Huthman
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🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
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Righty-o, let's give this a shot.
I Can't Believe This is Supposed to be a Warband:
Kaptin Bluddflagg◊
+ Freebooterz kaptin. Greenest an' meanest of da bunch!
+ Mega choppy wiz huge kutlasses, will krump humies flat in smashing range
+ Big shoota give 'im more dakka
+ WAAAAGH!!! powah make team extra deff killy!
+ Extra kunnin', can make sneaky planz
+ WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
- His accuracy is... questionable at best
- Easily goaded by taunts, insults, and lootable things
- As an angry, foul-smelling, musclebound mass of fungal tissue, the other team members aren't likely to stick around him
- Unfortunately for him, he's not leading an Ork warband.
Begleitpanzer 57◊
+ Fast and maneuverable
+ Fast-firing autocannon with explosive and armor-piercing payloads
+ Anti-tank guided missile adds more punch against heavily-armored targets
+ Smoke grenade launchers allow for safe hit-and-run tactics
- Armor is literally made from aluminum
- No countermeasures against homing missiles or the likes
Polish Winged Hussar◊
+ Fast, heavily-armored shock cavalry
+ Couched lance charge allows him to retain momentum while plowing through enemy ranks
+ THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
- Literally just a single guy. Doesn't have nearly as much as shock value as a full regiment of hussars
- Only has a sword for a sidearm, making him less effective on-foot
Grea◊
+ Specializes in nuking a single target with her draconic fire magic
+ Surprisingly good melee combatant with her flaming dragon talon
- Timid and dislikes violence
- Is somewhat squishy
Clem◊
+ Clem.
+ Dual-wields Grakata assault rifles, specialized to deal impact damage and critical hits
+ Is surprisingly tough, can even pick himself up if downed
- His Twin Grakatas have short effective range
- Short, stubby legs means he's a bit slow
- Can only say "Clem" and "Grakata"
Fighting time!:
Bludflagg looks at Arashigami from the distance and decides that he's the most threatening thing on the enemy team. Which means he's going to fight it! After a bit of coercion, he hitches a ride on the Begleitpanzer and yells at the rest of the team to keep up. The hussar does so. Grea refuses. Clem decides to stick around Grea, for some reason.
Meanwhile, Una spots them coming from a mile away (doesn't help that Bludflagg keeps firing his shoota into the air while bellowing at the top of his lungs). She has Arashigami create a thunderstorm around Bludflagg's path. Medusa Axel waits in ambush, while Tortuga is deployed nearby to assist him.
Noticing that an unnatural storm is forming, Bludflagg orders the Begleitpanzer to pop a smokescreen. He cunningly (for an Ork, that is) orders the hussar to ride as fast as he can out of the smoke. Sure enough, Medusa Axel manipulates the dirt around the hussar to trip his mount, and then use his tentacles to strangle the poor cavalryman. This, however, exposes his position to the Begleitpanzer. Having relocated moments before, it has clear line-of-sight to the poisonous betentacled earthbender and fires a salvo of high-explosive shells.
On the other side of the battlefield, Grea walks away from the direction of the carnage, not wanting to involve herself in this conflict. Clem happily follows her along, but is quickly set upon Lukas Kelly and Sampamon. Poor reaction times and sheer unluckiness means that Clem quickly finds himself in Sampamon's binding. Grea pleads Lukas to spare her and Clem, to no avail.
Medusa Axel deployed durable membrane protects him from the mulchifying effect of high-explosive, at the cost of seared flesh from the fireball and red-hot shrapnel. The tank gunner switches his payload to armor-piercing shots, but a quick thunderstrike by Arashigami shuts down the tank systems. It will take a while until they can get the vehicle back online. Which is unfortunate, as Arashigami had moved right next to them... where he is ambushed by Bluddflagg. The two are locked in a grapple as the panicked tank commander shouts order at his crew to hurry up.
Moments later, the hussar manages to get back on his feet. Unfortunately, Tortuga is moments away from mauling him to death. This frees him and Medusa Axel to pursue other targets. Namely, the Begleitpanzer.
Though still constricted, Clem manages to reach the trigger of his grakata and pulls it, which injures Sampamon enough to release his bindings. Lukas orders Sampamon to use digivolve and use Brilliant Hunter, sending razor-sharp feathers all across the area. Grea neutralizes the ones heading for her with a quick burst of dragonfire, but Clem has to make do with somewhat punctured armor.
Bluddflagg punches, kicks, and bites his way to subdue Arashigami, all while the storm beast electrocutes and sends monstrous gales against him. Bludflagg's remarkable endurance puts him on the advantage, however, and although he was shocked with enough electricity to power a small city, the Kaptin finally put several high-caliber shoota rounds through its sternum, bathing him with the storm spirit's blood. He bellows over his victory, his monstrous voice scaring the nearby Begleitpanzer crew to work even faster.
Clem and Grea is now in a stand-off against Lukas Kelly and Quetzacoatimon. Grea appeals to Lukas once more, and while Clem tries to help, it's unlikely repeating the same two words will have any results.
Axel arrives first, and immediately starts flooding the area with neurotoxin. The Begleitpanzer crew brought the vehicle online quickly enough that they activate the tank NBC protection system before it's too late. This provides the light tank with filtered air, making them immune against biological and chemical agents from the outside. Then again, this does nothing against Axel's tentacles and he constricts the tank turret from moving any further. Axel intend to let Tortuga to open up the aluminum-skinned vehicle like a can, but Bluddflagg has other plans. Hurling insults and shoota slugs at Axel (some of which miss and glance off the Begleitpanzer's armor), the Kaptin rushes towards Axel, intent to "stomp diz puny humie git into grot mulch". No matter how many tentacles he throws at him, how many earthen structures stand in his path, how much poison fills the air, Bluddflagg does not stop. A couple of mighty kutlass strikes later turn Axel into, well, "grot mulch".
Seeing the stalemate at the other side of the battlefield, Una decides to take matter into her own hands. A long-distance laser blast bores through Clem's armor, but his scrappiness and bionic enhancements keep him standing. He reacts by drawing his twin assault rifles and fills the general area of Quetzacoatimon with bullets. Though the digimon's efforts to protect his master is valiant, Lukas is struck by a bullet. Enraged, the feathered serpent digimon retaliates with his Ooroboorus, but Grea locks it down with a gout of concentrated dragonfire.
All those injuries are taking its toll on Bluddflagg. His gait is limping, but he still clamors for more violence. Upon sighting Tortuga, he makes a beeline towards the creature and lets loose a flurry of punches and slashes. None of it punches through the hard shell, however, and a combination of its rending claws and long-range sniping by Una brought the might Kaptin to his knees. Limping and cursing, he aligns his shoota with Tortuga's head, but a laser blast destroys a chunk of his arm, and another one pulverizes his head.
With its own injuries mounting, Lukas orders Quetzacoatimon to use Fertile Rain. Grea realizes what is happening, and interrupts the move by trapping Lukas in an ever-shrinking circle of fire. She threatens him to call off the fight, else he will be incinerated from head to toe. Slowly. Painfully. The Dragoness bluff seemingly works, as Lukas concedes the fight. With crisis averted, Grea takes a breath of relief. Clem doesn't fully comprehend what's going on, but he seems to be somewhat disappointed that the fight is over.
The Begleitpanzer crew has enough of the fight. They let loose a couple of armor-piercing shots at Tortuga, with a 57 mm warhead finding its way inside the creature's shell. Though the injury is non-lethal, the pain it caused bought enough time for the light tank to put up another smoke screen. A timely laser shot from Una destroys the Begleitpanzer running gear, however, and effectively immobilizes the vehicle. The crew escapes amidst the smoke, and once it clears, the injured Tortuga mauls the vehicle into a useless hulk.
Final Tally:
Una and the Monster Men
- Una
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Medusa Axel - Tortuga
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Arashigami - Lukas Kelly and Sampamon
I Can't Believe This is Supposed to be a Warband:
-
Kaptin Bluddflagg -
Begleitpanzer 57 -
Polish Winged Hussar - Grea
- Clem
That's 2 casualties versus 3 on my team. Which means my team lost, I guess.
edited 3rd Jun '18 3:19:07 AM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Queen of Neith
My turn
Eldritch Powers
- Abilities:
- Divine power
- Ability to control earth, water, fire, air, metal, wood, lightning, ice and aether.
- Utilize the Light of Destruction
- Summon its Paragons (Young heroes), Elected Ones and the Anointed Ones.
- Drawbacks:
- Behavior similar to deistic supreme being aka posits that God exists and is ultimately responsible for the creation of the universe, but does not interfere directly with the created world.
- Abilities:
- Reality Warping
- Summoning a terrible entities from the depths of time and space.
- Dark and sinister powers.
- Self-sustaining power supply
- Drawbacks:
- It is weakened by the Light and can be controlled by a higher being.
- Extremely malevolent.
- Abilities:
- Dream control
- Sleep inducement
- Affecting reality through dreams
- Drawbacks:
- Can only affect dreams
- Abilities:
- Generating mooks and bosses of every type in the world.
- Creating weapons ex nihilo
- Phenomenal cosmic power.
- Drawbacks:
- Moral ambivalence.
Eder Quintessia, Ancient Spirit of Aether
◊
- Abilities:
- Absolute manipulation of aether, void and chaos.
- Divinity
- Absolute control over quantum and cosmic forces
- Drawbacks:
- Refuses to join the affairs of mortals and only serves the Elementals.
The Outer Deities have been enraged.
In the great battle, VDE creates enough mooks and bosses to overwhelm Kaptin Bludflagg,Begleitpanzer 57, Polish Winged Hussar, Grea and Clem. They are heavily weakened when Somnia comes and uses her sleep magic to make them fall asleep.
Once everyone falls asleep, they enter a dream world where the Sigil creates shadow fighters of the Warband and the Ancient Spirit of Aether infuses them with aether powers.
Kaptin Bludflagg,Begleitpanzer 57, Polish Winged Hussar, Grea and Clem are forced to fight them in a shifting dream world created by Somnia. Throughout the battle, the Warband are no match for the Aether-infused Paragons summoned by the Sigil of Huthman.
In the losing edge, the Artisan appears, then uses his reality warping powers to produce a portal to a eldritch world. The Warband is sucked into the portal and the portal is sealed forever.
Final Tally: Eldritch Powers win by the landslide due to their own immense cosmic power.
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Queen of Neith
Bumpo, narada bikgo.... Oh well, that was worth a try!
Edit 1: I've seem to broken the flow of the game.
edited 5th Jun '18 5:10:36 AM by Huthman
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Philip
The mysterious stranger comes in and kills them up before leaving
Ok let’s start from scratch
Team why are they here?!
Glass Joe
- He is a boxer
-Poor offense
-Poor defense
Homer Simpson
- He has a weapon
-He is as you see fat
NCR Radio
- If used fast enough it can call in one NCR Trooper to battle
-Requires someone to use it
-The NCR Trooper it’s self is weak
Purple Guy
- My man has killed before and will do it again
-Being a human
Frank West
- Knows Karate
- Has battled zombies before
-Will be distracted to take pictures of the battle
-Human
Edited by This on Aug 19th 2021 at 6:12:52 AM
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…
CG for short
The Badass Normals
Black Widow
Abilities:
- Trained to be an assassin and she's a good one
- Very capable fighter
- Skilled marksmanship
- Has some fancy tech in form of those bracelet thingies she has.
- Good at stealth
Hawkeye
Abilities:
- Excellent with the bow (also has trick arrows and arrows that explode)
- Very capable fighter
- Good at stealth.
Lian
Abilties:
- Skilled marksmanship with her magic-powered rifle
- Two of her skills (Valor and Grace) have auto-aim
- Is quite agile and quick
Captain Fortune
Abilties
- Knows how to fire those cannon guns of hers and is skilled at it
- Sail a ship
- If we're going by League of Legends logic, probably has infinite ammo.
Amanda Young
- Is decent at using a gun
- Knows how to build death traps
- Good at stealth and can do sneak attacks with her blade
Well the major flaws of the team is that they're all human and Amanda Young is the Token Evil Teammate who would either ditch the battle, get in fights with her allies or straight up betray them.
How will they do with the above team?
The Fight
For simplicity's sake, let's assume they're at an airport like in Captain America: Civil War. In the first five minutes, Black Widow lands a few punches on Frank, Amanda Young sneaks up to Glass Joe and puts him in the Reverse Beartrap, and Lian shoots Homer.
Since Glass Joe couldn't get the RBT off him in time (tho it wasn't escapable in the first place), it activates and rips off his jaw. Frank tries to fight back, but his moves are countered by Black Widow since she's more experienced. Homer somehow survived Lian's attack, but the latter made sure to aim for the head this time after noticing he's still alive, this time offing him. The Purple Guy grabs the NCR radio and calls in an NCR soldier. This distracts Hawkeye who shoots him, as Purple Guy goes on to do a sneak attack on him. However, he wasn't fast enough and Hawkeye counters the attack with a punch in the fist.
Then, the dual between Black Widow and Frank ended when Captain Fortune simply shoots at the latter several times. Since those are literal cannonballs, Frank dies as I don't think he would've survived that and Black Widow manages to dodge them as well.
The dual between Hawkeye and Purple Guy consisted of the former blocking knife attacks from the latter. However, Hawkeye managed to break his neck, thus taking Purple Guy out.
TL;DR: I think my team would probably win.
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Aug 19th 2021 at 6:40:31 AM
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Explora Colores
This is a very interesting game.
Bumbling Athletic Club
Gregoria
Abilities:
- Durability
- She can shrink herself into microscopic size
- Talks with insects and microbes
Abilities:
- Strenght and agility superior than average athletes.
- Could have magical powers, since Sportacus is an elf.
Abilities:
- Strenght, agility and durability.
- Powerful soccer techniques.
- Iron will, since he's a shonen hero.
Noodle the Clown
Abilities:
- He is a literal Noodle.
- Very agile and acrobatic.
- Can shoot noodles from his fingers.
Abilities:
- His body is literally made of gadgets.
- Very lucky.
- Too Dumb to Live
Get ready for the next battle!
Location: Papua New Guinea jungle Location chosen randomly
For simplicity sake, all of the battles will be 1 vs. 1.
Widow vs. Gregoria
They melee fight, until Natasha fires her sting. Gregoria dodges the hit by becoming small. She will recognize the Ant-Man tactic, but it will be too late: Gregoria will pummel her down.
Hawkeye vs. Sportacus and Stephanie
Clint will fire a lot of arrows, which the duo will dodge... Or they thinks so: since Haekeye never misses, the arrows will release some sleeping gas or something. Clint wins this.
Evans vs. Lian
Mark will stop all of Lian's shots with his God Hand, but he will try to attack her with his Fist of Justice... Which let him unguarded against more shots. Lian wins.
Noodle vs. Fortune
The clown will dodge the captain's shots, and then will bound and gag him with his noodles. Noodle wins.
Gadget vs. Amanda
The Inspector will fall in love with her, but she will not correspond him, attacking him with her blades. Somehow, Gadget will dodge every hit, but then he accidentally falls into one of her traps... Which accidentally launches a bomb from Gadget's coat. Double K.O.
Gregoria vs. Hawkeye
She tries again her tactics, but Clint traps her with insecticide arrows. Clint wins.
Noodle vs. Lian
Like with Fortune, he will avoid every shot from her, and then trap her into a ball of pasta. Noodle wins.
Noodle vs. Hawkeye: Final match
Noodle avoids the arrows, and he is about to trap Clint, but then he discovers that he has an explosive arrow on his butt, which explode shortly after. The Badass Normal wins!
Edited by BombonBombin on Aug 19th 2021 at 10:32:16 AM
Philip
The Payday Special
Cloaker
- Armed with a Compact-5, Nightstick, and Smoke Bombs
- A kick so strong that it can down you
- Acrobatic Movements
Bulldozer
- Armed with a Reinfeld 880
- Just like a tank he can take a lot of damage
Captain Winters
- Armed with a CMP, and a Powerful Shield
- Just like a tank his shield can also take a lot
Medic
- Armed with a assault rifle
- As his name says he is a medic, so he can heal people
Sniper
- Armed with a sniper rifle that has a laser on it for aiming
Taser
- Armed with a CAR-4 rifle, and a Taser
- The said taser can tase you making you lose you ability to move and will convulse.
Shield
- Armed with a CMP and Shield
- Just like a tank his shield can also take a good amount
The battle happens on the road near a bank
Cloaker v.s. Mark Evans
Mark Evans starts it off kicking his soccer having it hit the Cloaker's face this enrages him running to the kid screaming WULULULULULU! but he ducks down having the Cloaker land his kick into a wall having him fall, letting Mark kick into him before he gets hit by the Cloaker's nightstick, Mark tries to kick the ball again but Cloaker kicks back hitting the kid before doing him with another kick.
Winner Cloaker
Gregoria v.s. Sniper
Gregoria shrinks down hiding from the sniper before making her way into the weapon and regrowing breaking the rifle leaving the sniper to go and run away
Winner Gregoria
Inspector Gadget v.s. Taser
Inspector Gadget starts off with a go go gadget jumping boots which fires off a boxing glove fire it into Taser face, Taser gets back up and fires his CAR-4 rifle which then Gadget says "Go Go Gadget Balloon!" and Gadget blows up having the bullets get fired back, so Taser uses his taser firing it and hitting Gadget which over powers him "G-g-g-g-go G-o-o-o-o-o Gad-get-get-get rocket!" and a rocket fires from Gadget's jacket and into Taser having him fly into the sky and blowing up
Winner Inspector Gadget
Sportacus and Stephanie v.s. Captain Winters and Shield
Captain Winters and Shield use the shield they have and make a wall before ramming at the group Sportacus rolls away but Stephanie gets hit and is knocked out, Sportacus jump kicks the both of them knocking out Shield and backing Winters away who fires his CMP but he slides kick winter in the foot making him drop his weapons before Sportacus uppercuts him
Sportacus Winner
Medic v.s. Noodle the Clown
Medic runs at the clown his assault rifle in hand but Noodles makes a lot of wet noodles on the ground which Medic slips on banging his head on the road knocking him out.
Noodle the Clown Winner
Cloaker and Bulldozer v.s. Noodle the Clown, Sportacus, Inspector Gadget, and Gregoria
Sportacus runs at the Bulldozer while Gregoria shrinks down, Bulldozer takes a punch from him, Sportacus turns but it's too late for Cloaker kicks him down and knock him out with his nightstick, Bulldozer pumps his shotgun but Noodle grabs onto it trying to stop him so Bulldozer fires his shotgun flying noodle into a building wall knocking him out, Gregoria grows up and tries to grab Bulldozer but Cloaker runs back and kick her down leaving Inspector Gadget who used his Go Go Gadget rocket rollers flying into the bank and breaking a hole into the vault of the bank where Chief Quimby in a guards outfit walks to him and give Gadget his note, Cloaker and Bulldozer run into the bank and after Gadget when he was going to toss the note at Quimby but he kicks it away and into Cloaker and Bulldozer taking both of them out
Winner Bumbling Athletic Club
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The Ominous Birds
Raven Beak (team leader)
- An elite warrior, and the leader of the Mawkin, a Chozo warrior tribe
- Incredible mobility (and can use wings), defense, and power mainly thanks to his Power Suit and his tall physique
- A huge arm cannon able to fire diverse projectiles
- Though not as OP as Raven Beak, is still very resilient and agile, able to climb on walls
- Possesses a shield and mainly attacks with a double-edged spear
- A giant undead owl with every advantage such a powerhouse can offer
- Can control wisps of darkness
- Can turn her wings into giant stone/bone leg she mainly uses to crush people
- Has a very solid armor of stone
- A falcon with the ice-controlling Stand Horus with which he can freeze his wounds or create ice projectiles.
- Very fast and have excellent sight.
- A skilled Blaziken, who's also a cold bounty huntress.
- Attacks mainly with devastating fiery kicks.
- Can mega-evolve, increasing her speed and attacks.
First, Pet Shop would immediately target the Medic giving he can heal his teams. The sniper definitively could try to shoot him, but Pet Shop can use Horus to protect himself and ger to the Medic before he could do anything. Additionally, Shriek could cover him thanks to her huge size, and a sniper could do nothing against her.
Shriek would go against Shield and wreck the shit out of him giving the size's difference. A CMP would not be able to break her stone armor anyway.
Next comes Freyja against Cloaker, both having incredible agility and strong kicks. While Cloaker has weapons, Freyja would be forced to mega-evolve and proceed to burn Cloaker until he's nothing but ashes.
Raven Beak trashes the floor with Captain Winters. His Power Suit protects him from any damages unless Winters can counter him physically and even then, he can fly, can summon suns and black holes, and is ridiculously durable. That would leave the sniper to take care of and the Chozo Soldier has his shield to protect himself from him.
Overall, I would say that at best, Freyja, Pet Shop and/or the Mawkin soldier could be vanquished by the Payday Special if they're not careful (which is unlikely), but Shriek, let alone Raven Beak are too much for them combined.
Edited by Scipion3 on Dec 27th 2021 at 10:46:34 AM
"Unacceptable. Must eliminate. No trace left."
Basically, a variation of the Forum Game, Your Avatar Vs. The Above Avatar: Who Would Win? I added a few rules to prevent this game from becoming a snowclone thread.
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Now, get ready to rumble of the avatars!
Una and the Monster Men
- Lukas Kelly and Sampamon
- Abilities:
- Sampamon can Digivolve to Quetzacoatimon
- As Quetzacoatimon, she can perform sacrificial healing (Sacrificial Dance), create destructive blade of energy (Spectral Tail), generate healing rain (Fertile Rain), a powerful black beam by spinning (Ooroboorus) and unleash a spray of feather-shaped energy blades (Brilliant Hunter).
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