Tropers: The Series

Playing's stand does something to the villain.

The keys of Libre's stand spin rapidly, deflecting off a ton of those sharp objects.

Knife dives down, searching for cover, as Vampire Money begins blasting their blades towards the air. The explosions fire towards the rocks, trying to blast them away while Knife searches for a place to hide. Finally, they find shelter.

Said shelter is a calm, collected cafe; the same one that Chey happens to be in. Knife crashes in, rolling right into Chey's feet. "Hey! Get out of the way!" Knife yells at Chey whilst on the ground. "Man, if you weren't sitting there, this would have looked really badass."

"Oh, hey, Knife. What's going on?"

Knife just...points outside. To the raining red rocks. "Evil guy's making that happen, I believe. It's annoying. Almost as annoying as my badass entrance being ruined. We're trying to chase them down. They're wearing a battle vest."

"Well, smeg! We better go after him then. C'mon, Stars!"
(Chey and her stand then get up from their seats and start making their way towards the exit.)

Insatiable tacklegrabs Sylvi and carries it to safety.

"What the —?! Do Stands do that?"

They do when I'm driving them.

Elena's stand shields their heads with briefcases as she drives, dodging the red rocks with cool motorcycle stunts

Edited by ElenaOkami on Apr 30th 2021 at 3:03:20 PM

   "CHARGE FORTH, HARPERS!!!"   

Libre takes his freaky tape recorder, and starts rapidly spinning the scratch disk, sending his Stand's tines flying at incredibly high speed towards the enemy.

The Harpers, seeing that the sharp objects are being deflected and being told to "charge forth," do so, resuming their high speed.

"Say, everyone's summoning these Stand things. I don't suppose we can do that?"

"Worth a shot!"

Apparently the ability to summon Stands carried over to all the Harpers, because The Moss appears beside the charging seals, keeping pace with them despite sliding across the ground perfectly upright.

Bob gets impaled by a few of the rocks, before Reaper (not typing all that shit out every time) floats over him and spreads its cloak, which is able to block them.

"Okay, that's cool and all, but I'm basically the only one who doesn't need this."

Reaper nods quietly and spreads the cloak wider, hoping to allow others to hide as well.

Guy lets go of his arm and fall onto a car breaking the top part and the glass, Guy gets up and says "I'm good" before summoning Pain Train.

Zanreo then summons Lightning Passion, which starts sending glowy ligtning bolts towards the enemy

Tilly just does an Aside Glance as if to say 'Really?', because she's perfectly safe from the attack, so she just keeps going.

(Chey and her stand enter the scene.)
"ALRIGHT, STARS ON 45, DO YOUR WORK!"
(Stars on 45 then whips out four 45s and throws them like frisbees. The 45s then slash at the enemy.)

Meanwhile, aside from all of this quite interesting and entertaining action, Jimbo has crashed his minivan on a remote island somewhere.

"Whoever is responsible for this will pay dearly!"

Jimbo is the one responsible for this. And he will pay dearly.

Scrabbling to his feet, Battle Vest Man notices the Tropers finding various ways to deflect the sharpened stones descending from Bloodhail. Bloodhail, unfortunately, is responding in kind. The deadly cloud billows to follow the Tropers, precipitating ever greater quantities of jagged death.

As the Harpers approach Battle Vest Man, his Stand raises its arms and attempts to block them with raw physical force. As he's about to run off in triumph, however, one of the frisbees flung by Stars of 45 catches him right in the shoulder. The villain yelps as his precious battle vest is torn and dirtied by a steadily growing red stain, but keeps on going, albeit at a slowed hobble.

The orbiting keys spin even faster, and Libre hits the center of the scratch disk, setting his tines to automatically wreck any projectiles raining down directly above him. He swings his big tubular bell and STRIKE!!

   "GOOOOOOO!!!!"   

Edited by SomeLibre on May 1st 2021 at 7:12:15 PM

Playing stand makes the cloud moves two centimeters from where the Tropers are.

"'Stand' did thing, check."

The two seals stagger backwards a little.

"Rude."

Their Stand, however, continues moving. Its eyes glow all the more brilliantly as it uses its power on the fleeing vest man, transmitting to him visions of the history of some randomly selected building in his vicinity.

Bee comes onto the scene, realizing the rest are fighting baddies. Suddenly, he gains a similar VHS effect to his stand, and starts floating.

Guy looks at the group running at someone before looking down on the car and then an idea was made, Pain Train grabs the roof of the car and starts to pull on it until the roof snaps off, Guy looks at the driver seat and says "It can work" before he hears someone yelled, "Oh my car!" The man stares at his car before dropping down to the ground and cry, Guy slowly walks up to the man and checks his pockets before taking his key out "H-hey wait, My keys!" he screams, but Guy rushes in and starts the car driving away to the group.

Suddenly, amidst the unfolding chaos appears a smallish teenager in a bright yellow hoodie, hopping around quite frantically with an open backpack on his back.

"Yeah, thanks anyways..."

He turns to the tropers and directs his next remark to no one in particular.

"Uhh, where am I?"

Since this is apparently a good time to enter, Jimbo falls in from somewhere that is directionally upward, landing a few meters away from the yellow-clad newcomer.

"Those pesky stands! I DON'T WANT YOUR LEMONADE! Wait, am I still in Chicago?"

   "THIS, IS, TROPESBURG!!!"   

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