Tropers: The Series

"Dookie, shut the fuck up. You are not in charge of whether I can yell or not!" Knife says, bursting out of their room. "They literally stole EVERYTHING that wasn't attached to me. Like, they even stole my chair! While I was sitting in it!"

"I'd ask how that's possible, if I hadn't already seen some impossible stuff." Tilly says, thinking back to when she spoke to Bobby through the TV.

Dookie gets out of bed, and turns on the (nonexistent) TV with his (nonexistent) remote.

“Dang it. There’s nothing on.”

There is a knock on the door.

"Who is it? The police? Here to have us give leads on the thief?"

"Fuckin' bastard took my fuckin' Laser Disc collection...." Custard grumbles as she makes her way to the door

"It better be the actual plot moving forward"

Bee opens the door. "Hey I had-OH MY HAY WHAT HAPPENED HERE?"

Tilly looks up from reading her "How to deal with Theft" book to see who's at the door.

"We've been robbed by this Italian guy, Bee... The televisions, our personal belongings, even smegging Garfunkel has been stolen!"

"Why would anyone steal Garfunkel? That's terrible! What's next, stealing John Oates?"

Junior, pulling out an accounting calculator, presses in a number of digits. Guys, I’m not sure if we have the budget to replace all this stuff...

"Oh, Bugger!"

"And I blew all my money on a Showbiz Pizza robot. I plan on modifying it into a weapon to surpass Metal Gear."

Mad bursts through the door, not currently knowing anything about the situation, holding a card in hand.

"Okay. Nineteen dollar fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I'm giving it away. Remember: share, share, SHARE! And trolls. Don't get BLOCKED!"

"Well, you sure to smegging hell you can't replace my wedding dress or mine and Ford's albums! God, I was gonna-Oh, uh, Ford, can you get me my, uhhh, hairbrush from the bathroom?"
"...okay?"
(Ford goes off.)
"Anyway, I was gonna wear that again for our first wedding anniversary. It's coming up in a couple days... It's a surprise I have planned for Ford."

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Feb 25th 2021 at 12:54:18 PM

"Yeah no shit we don't have the budget to replace this, those dresses were one of a kind! Damn it!"

Avie hugs Tropes back and sighs. Worst sleep disturbance ever

"...Oh, you guys got robbed too? Good thing my Fortnite card is still here. I can still give it away." Mad caresses the fortnite card.

Tilly shoots Mad a Death Glare as she closes the book and says: "Not everything got stolen - I still have the stuff I stored in my Gem. Trust me, I checked. Which is something I always use to keep myself prepped for such a scenario as this." And with that, she proceeds to extract about enough food for each member to have a single meal.

Edited by SmilyTrope112 on Feb 25th 2021 at 6:58:14 PM

“Phew...”

“I still have my phone.”

He looks through his dressers and drawers.

“NOOOOOOOOO MY LUCKY SOCKS”

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Feb 25th 2021 at 11:27:48 AM

Zanreo is clearly not feeling ok. "Even if we were to replace it... I couldn't just replace... no...."

She gets out her Double Laser, caressing it. "At least I got to keep this... if I even see that bastard again, I'm gonna...." She starts laughing slightly to herself.

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 25th 2021 at 8:36:25 PM

"Yeah, this seems really tough. Thankfully I only lost one thing," Mad says with a shrug.

I'm still in my room, aimoessly pressing buttons as my sleepless eyes stare into the wall.

After a few seconds, I glance down below the empty TV stand to the shelf where I keep my games and systems.

The system is gone, as are all the games. The shelf is gone too.

"...Huh."

(Chey sighs and bounces Delilah in her arms.)
"Alright, y'all, have we got a plan on what to do if and when we see and catch this guy?"

"Call for backup?" Tilly says, while she's still reading her book.