The Traveling Hat Merchant
Is this even a Love Triangle? This is more like a Love Heptagon!
I would choose the two human girls over the five gems since they are more human than the the other five.
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Schrodinger's Human
Five. At least they are female.
edited 11th Jun '17 6:05:21 AM by kaalban
Everything that lives is designed to end.
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x2: I'd pick engie; rather than the 5-member squad of humanoid, metal-ion tinted corundum-based aliens here.
Ignoring the fact that one of the codenames of those peeps are "Doc", and wear semi-transparent specs.
I'm honestly very confused on this one, tbh. May pick the latter one.
edited 11th Jun '17 6:06:10 AM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
The doll, should it please me.
I'd take the Dark Skinned Blond. The other girl seems a bit too young.
The League of Heroes
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
I'll also take Blondie. I'm sure Lord English is well-intentioned, but he has an anger problem.
Next poster, for the record, you can choose Johnny or Jerry solo. This isn't a package deal.
Huzzah
Screw this, I'd take Lord English.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
I guess I'll be doing things with 49368133_p0 while the ants literally enter and exit our posteriors?
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
watermelon
I'm sorry Diglett, but... there are just too many problems with this situation. But we can be friends at least, right? Also I don't exactly want to anger someone who's wielding Molotov cocktails.
current jam | avi
Schrodinger's Human
Dinglett... sorry.
Everything that lives is designed to end.
First girl.
Though the second seems cool, also an insect girl.
Husband bugs do not live long.
I choose the insect girl, I have a feeling things will get very complicated with the Rubies since there's five of them.
The League of Heroes
I'd pick Lord English, Chara is too crazy for me.
Jill.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Upon gaining my sanity, I let the two very young ones (Jill and Aubrey) to themselves and recuse myself, letting them off easy.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
I choose the girl. Sorry Diglett, but you're not my (Pokemon) type.
The League of Heroes
Schrodinger's Human
........Really?
Dinglett. Cthulhu is too kinky for me.
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Let them fight over me. It'll give me time to escape to somewhere far away.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
I'll take pocky boy.
Huzzah
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
I use my debigulator on myself and Hashmal so we can have the most messed up four way imaginable with the ants.
edited 16th Jun '17 7:46:21 AM by sarysa
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
I'd pick the ants.
Blitzy....
Pocky girl.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Jewel (current day)
I choose the Synths because 1. The witch is too young 2. I'm robosexual
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
If the mooks are girls...
To be honest, I have no idea whom either of these are.
LET THEM COMPETE FOR MY GLORIOUS AFFECTIONS