It's neat that my daughter is a powerful space traveler, but I wish I could spend more time with her. I feel like there was a movie about this situation, but in reverse...
meow
Oh fuck, my daughter's a space nazi.
...OH FUCK! MY DAUGHTER'S A SPACE NAZI!
Are you ready? Go live!
Knight Cheesebeam
At least neither of us can claim that you're adopted.
Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.
Cat ears? Huh.
Wait, who’s your mother?
70% of all deaths are catgirl related
god damn it. my womb betrayed me.
I, Furudo Erika... have duct tape..!
Not stupid or expendable.
Well, dang! Does that make me Mother Earth?
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Jer gets all the girls
Well, I am very disappointed in my son's partying habits, for a start.
Sure the show's stupid but it's bright, fun, and you see grown men get punched in the face multiple times an episode. What's not to like?
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
But that's... a Pokémon... how?
"Leftover items still have value!"
Light and Hope
How is this even possible?
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Not stupid or expendable.
Well, I'm very proud of my son and how he's achieved so much in his music career. 
...Can I coast off your musical fame and get some cash?
He'll take the case!
I'm not sure I like this... He looks pretty unhinged.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
I must have gotten busy to have that many kids, though the fact they seem older than me concerns me.
The League of Heroes
Light and Hope
I don't want to know how in the world could I have the Greek god of the Underworld for a son.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The Ice Queen
I love all of my children, and I'm so proud they decided to take up music.
Not stupid or expendable.
I'm so happy that I have a beautiful daughter. 
The Senate
I’m incredibly confused as to how a human can have mechanical offspring.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
I am so very proud of them.
Don't know who that is, so I guess I'm proud of her? The fact she seems to be the same age or older than me is worrying though...
The League of Heroes
Light and Hope
How am I suppose to know how could I have a bear for a child? I don't live in the times of the Greek mythology, duh.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
I was not aware that Pokemon could bear unicorns... Does this mean I "got together" with Firelight :/
Not stupid or expendable.
I don't know what to say about this...
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Having an uplifted cat for a son has taught me a lot.
edited 20th May '18 6:12:31 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"