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Wixelt Singularity of Self Delusion from right behind you... Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Singularity of Self Delusion
Jan 28th 2017 at 3:34:15 PM

Basically exactly what the title says. Take the above poster's one-word prompt and use it to create a cheesy and most likely kind of dumb pickup line containing said prompt. Said pickup line can be as stupid or as innuendo-ish as you want (you know, provided it doesn't breach TV Tropes' guidelines, but you get the gist). For example:

- The above poster has typed 'Horse'.

- I answer: 'Hey, are you a horse? Because i'd ride you into the sunset any day.'

Okay. that one was bad and quite possibly offensive, but you get the idea. Once you've done your part, leave a one-word prompt for the next poster. I shall begin:

Foot.

Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Lyciboo13 Mii, myself, and I from Somewhere Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Mii, myself, and I
Jan 28th 2017 at 10:59:43 PM

Did your feet hurt when you walked into my heart?

Videogames.

Wixelt Singularity of Self Delusion from right behind you... Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Singularity of Self Delusion
Jan 29th 2017 at 3:40:18 AM

Do you play video-games, 'cause you've been playing my heart like it was Mario.

Boulder

Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
anza_sb indefinite hiatus from nowhere Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
indefinite hiatus
Jan 30th 2017 at 7:15:10 AM

Are you a boulder? 'Cause you rocked my heart! wink

Okay, that was really bad. tongue

Cheese.

tumut
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
Jan 30th 2017 at 7:18:42 AM

I know there's been many cheesy pickup lines in the past, but I promise you and I will make this the cheesiest.

Phil Collins.

edited 30th Jan '17 7:19:10 AM by BlackMageAnolis

Lyciboo13 Mii, myself, and I from Somewhere Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Mii, myself, and I
Feb 19th 2017 at 8:33:37 PM

Your voice could rival Phil Collins music any day.

Anime.

fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
Feb 19th 2017 at 8:43:08 PM

Hey, are you anime? 'Cause I'd obsess over you and watch you all day.

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Feb 19th 2017 at 8:44:57 PM

[up][up] So, word is that you're into Bleach. Wanna see my... Bankai?

Batman

edited 19th Feb '17 8:45:40 PM by IchigoMontoya

Lyciboo13 Mii, myself, and I from Somewhere Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Mii, myself, and I
Feb 20th 2017 at 5:59:50 PM

Hey are you Batman? 'cause you look like you could be my Dark Knight in shining armor.

Movies

edited 20th Feb '17 6:00:12 PM by Lyciboo13

CaliburnAbsoluteEX an utter Joy to be around from the deepest pits of Hell Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
an utter Joy to be around
Feb 20th 2017 at 6:30:31 PM

Are you a film lover? Because I could to fade to black with you anytime.

Colors

Avatar by Black Mage Anolis.
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Draftsman of Doom
May 9th 2019 at 3:07:39 PM

Are you red paint? Cause I'd watch you dry anytime.

Beer pong.

Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
KeironCioran Diarmuid Ua Duibhne from The Fenian Cycle Relationship Status: Mu
Diarmuid Ua Duibhne
May 9th 2019 at 3:14:33 PM

You like beer pong? 'cause I'mma bounce in that cleavage like a golf ball in a cup of Jack Daniels.

Communism

Yorick ain't got shit on Diarmuid in terms of romantic tragedy.
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Draftsman of Doom
May 9th 2019 at 3:23:15 PM

So you're a Marxist, you say? Then how do you have so much class?

Falafel.

Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
unfortunatezorua angery puppy from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
angery puppy
May 9th 2019 at 3:26:46 PM

Hey, are you vegan? Cause I definitely falafel for you.

Sardines

(cries in manga reader)
May 9th 2019 at 3:39:46 PM

Hey, you like sardines? Because I was fishin' for love, and you nibbled on my hook. Also, you smell.

Good.

Glue

Edited by Playing_with_boy on May 9th 2019 at 3:39:59 AM

HyperReal Demon Cow from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Demon Cow
May 9th 2019 at 6:35:51 PM

Hey, did you come from a Glue Gun? Because you're really hot.

The floor.

Good Song.
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Draftsman of Doom
May 9th 2019 at 9:16:02 PM

Are you a floor mosaic? Because you're really down to earth.

Parsley Soda.

Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
dave_the_assassin Darkseid, THE God of Evil from Apokolips Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
May 9th 2019 at 9:39:26 PM

Parsley? Hey, I heard about it before; heard they're a friend of Kazuichi Soda. (sting)

Link

Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 9th 2019 at 11:40:42 PM

"What I cannot control, I must destroy. [...] You will BEG for the sweet release of Death!"
unfortunatezorua angery puppy from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
angery puppy
May 9th 2019 at 10:27:08 PM

You like The Legend Of Zelda? Because I'd love to Link myself to your body. (shot)

Erasers

(cries in manga reader)
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Draftsman of Doom
May 10th 2019 at 4:09:37 AM

Are you an eraser, girl? Cuz you're really rubbing off on me.

Paper Towels

Edited by SkyCat32 on May 10th 2019 at 7:10:00 AM

Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
WhiteCheddaPikachu A Kitsune Balancing Act from a place upstate where the cats bump into gates Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
A Kitsune Balancing Act
May 10th 2019 at 10:11:40 AM

I must be Bounty, cause I'd pick you up real quick.

Bounty is a paper towel brand

Pokemon

Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
Spottedleaf The Ice Queen of Central City from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
The Ice Queen of Central City
May 10th 2019 at 10:15:58 AM

Hey, are you a starter? Cause I choose you.

Killer Frost.

Willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause
AutisticAlivia The End of Ordinary Sorrow from Everywhere on TV Tropes Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
The End of Ordinary Sorrow
May 10th 2019 at 11:01:42 AM

Hey, wanna have sex with Killer Frost?

Love Live!

Edited by AutisticAlivia on May 11th 2019 at 12:46:07 PM

October 21st is Eli Ayase's birthday!
unfortunatezorua angery puppy from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
angery puppy
May 11th 2019 at 12:45:30 AM

Hey girl, you like Love Live? Cause I'd love to see what's between those Nico Nico knees.

Forum games

(cries in manga reader)
May 11th 2019 at 8:36:06 AM

Hey, baby girl, you're like the Forum Games section on Tv Tropes. I want to play with you.

Talk to Tranmsformer


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