Mii, myself, and I
Did your feet hurt when you walked into my heart?
Videogames.
Singularity of Self Delusion
Do you play video-games, 'cause you've been playing my heart like it was Mario.
Boulder
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Are you a boulder? 'Cause you rocked my heart! 
Okay, that was really bad. 
Cheese.
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At the heart of the world...
I know there's been many cheesy pickup lines in the past, but I promise you and I will make this the cheesiest.
edited 30th Jan '17 7:19:10 AM by BlackMageAnolis
Mii, myself, and I
Your voice could rival Phil Collins music any day.
Anime.
Currently inactive
Hey, are you anime? 'Cause I'd obsess over you and watch you all day.
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Mii, myself, and I
Hey are you Batman? 'cause you look like you could be my Dark Knight in shining armor.
Movies
edited 20th Feb '17 6:00:12 PM by Lyciboo13
meow
Are you a film lover? Because I could to fade to black with you anytime.
Colors
Are you ready? Go live!
The Draftsman of Doom
You like beer pong? 'cause I'mma bounce in that cleavage like a golf ball in a cup of Jack Daniels.
Communism
The Draftsman of Doom
Hey, are you vegan? Cause I definitely falafel for you.
Sardines
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Hey, you like sardines? Because I was fishin' for love, and you nibbled on my hook. Also, you smell.
Good.
Glue
Edited by Playing_with_boy on May 9th 2019 at 3:39:59 AM
Facing the consequences.
Hey, did you come from a Glue Gun? Because you're really hot.
The floor.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
The Draftsman of Doom
Light and Hope
You like The Legend Of Zelda? Because I'd love to Link myself to your body. (shot)
Erasers
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you an eraser? Cuz you're really rubbing off on me.
Paper Towels
Edited by SkyCat32 on Feb 9th 2021 at 7:36:46 AM
Rawr.
A Kitsune Balancing Act
I must be Bounty, cause I'd pick you up real quick.
Bounty is a paper towel brand
Pokemon
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
The Ice Queen
Hey, are you a starter? Cause I choose you.
Killer Frost.
I'm back, I guess.
Hey, wanna have sex with Killer Frost?
Edited by AutisticAlivia on May 11th 2019 at 12:46:07 PM
I can't think of a good signature.
Hey girl, you like Love Live? Cause I'd love to see what's between those Nico Nico knees.
Forum games
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Hey, baby girl, you're like the Forum Games section on Tv Tropes. I want to play with you.
Talk to Tranmsformer
Basically exactly what the title says. Take the above poster's one-word prompt and use it to create a cheesy and most likely kind of dumb pickup line containing said prompt. Said pickup line can be as stupid or as innuendo-ish as you want (you know, provided it doesn't breach TV Tropes' guidelines, but you get the gist). For example:
- The above poster has typed 'Horse'.
- I answer: 'Hey, are you a horse? Because i'd ride you into the sunset any day.'
Okay. that one was bad and quite possibly offensive, but you get the idea. Once you've done your part, leave a one-word prompt for the next poster. I shall begin:
Foot.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.