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LastO Last O Since: Aug, 2019 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Jester_Punslinger I fight for a "Jest" cause from Somewhere back in time. Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
I fight for a "Jest" cause
#477: Aug 19th 2019 at 7:43:47 PM

This is end very badly... For you.

The Rosers were red. The Drownies are blue. I know What the Thunder Said. Do you?
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#478: Aug 19th 2019 at 9:09:03 PM

I think I'm dead.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Psychedelicate She/Her | inactive for now Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her | inactive for now
VXXXN AKMU from page 283/YG Family Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
AKMU
#480: Aug 19th 2019 at 9:41:02 PM

nah, i ain't gonna die, probably

BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#481: Sep 4th 2019 at 8:05:08 AM

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I'll just roll away and head back to my branch line, thank you.

Edited by BrightLight on Sep 7th 2019 at 3:51:55 AM

GoldenCityBird from the UK Since: Oct, 2018
#482: Sep 4th 2019 at 8:32:12 AM

I am at least a mile away from the nearest train tracks. I should be fine.

TRS Wick Cleaning
TenOfSwords13 Peter from The White Star Tavern Since: Oct, 2018 Relationship Status: Hiding
Peter
#483: Sep 4th 2019 at 8:33:10 AM

Oh no, a bird! Okay, a bird of prey. I mean, if I am near other people and stay inside, I should be fine. Also this weather is not flying weather.

Adorable? Check. Moral? Check. Sympathetic? Check. He is, in fact, a good boy.
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#484: Sep 6th 2019 at 8:43:17 AM

I'm screwed.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#485: Sep 6th 2019 at 8:48:55 AM

Oh. Can I call the cops?

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#486: Sep 6th 2019 at 9:19:31 AM

....

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#487: Sep 6th 2019 at 9:25:58 AM

It seems like a bit overkill to hire Darkseid for that

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
SimpleSeer Sage of Mind Soractes from Something, Somewhere Since: Jan, 2019 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Sage of Mind Soractes
#488: Sep 6th 2019 at 9:27:25 AM

Yeah, i'm dead

If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
TenOfSwords13 Peter from The White Star Tavern Since: Oct, 2018 Relationship Status: Hiding
Peter
#490: Sep 7th 2019 at 12:22:21 PM

Hahahahahah I'm dead.

Adorable? Check. Moral? Check. Sympathetic? Check. He is, in fact, a good boy.
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#491: Sep 7th 2019 at 11:24:50 PM

If he comes to my house and starts a seance, I'm fucked.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#492: Jun 9th 2020 at 2:31:56 PM

Well, I'm guessing I'm in relatively normal danger so just the standard practice of making sure everything is locked works here.

The League of Heroes
Dhiruxide Since: Dec, 2016
#493: Jun 9th 2020 at 2:34:35 PM

I am FUCKED! I can try to hide even in most well armored bunker in the world, but I'm just delaying the inevitable.

DookieIdiotNimrod Title from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
Title
#494: Jun 9th 2020 at 2:35:48 PM

He looks like he would assassinate me if he worked at a Starbucks that is in a Target selling Cake Pops.

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
FracturedImages Vince Noir; Rock and roll star. from under the cork tree Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Vince Noir; Rock and roll star.
#495: Jun 9th 2020 at 3:30:52 PM

I mean they're kids, but there's two of them..... I'm gonna sleep with one eye open

The thing is Howard it doesn't matter how old you are, bouncy castles are still genius!
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#496: Jun 9th 2020 at 4:18:12 PM

He certainly looks creepy, I think I'm screwed.

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Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#497: Jun 9th 2020 at 4:32:32 PM

Well, I'm screwed yeah. But I'm just wondering how one goes about hiring one of these guys. I thought they just sorta...happened to you.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
Dhiruxide Since: Dec, 2016
#499: Jun 9th 2020 at 4:46:45 PM

Pfft, whatcha gonna do? Wave the cross in my face? Freakin' robloxian.


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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual

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