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I need a new bed now.
...Touhou is real.
Why are you here.
How are you all fitting in there? Is this a SEAL team kind of thing?!
(blushing wildly) How am I going to explain this to my parents?
Please tell me I'm hallucinating.
Miss, what are you doing in my bed?
Hey what're ya.. Djcgh... THE CHEAT! Get him back in the box pronto!
Oh, I like this.
I DONT like this.
What are you doing?! You can't just break into my house and...oh...of course you can!
Why is there a Fur Suiter on my bed?
... Wait, you're real?!
Please dont bite me.
I really don't know how I'm going to explain this to anybody.
The extra body heat will help with staying warm.
Isn't there someone else you can bother?
Its not christmas.
I don't know you, and my parents will kill me for being a scoundrel who brings in total strangers.
Go down to my older bro's room. At least it'll seem more believable.
Seriously though, get out.
No matter how I react, I think I'm already screwed.
You owe me a new bed.
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