Bitter hatred
Yeah didn't get that last part, what wire do i cut again?
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Tell me something happy
If Public Officials Had To Speak In Rhyme.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"You've been placed under arrest by none other than the best."
A Reluctant Lion
"I may not confirm nor deny, whether my words are a lie."
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
The Video Guy
You did the crime, now do the time. Too late for tears, that's thirty years. You'll serve every day. Bailiff, take him away.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Tell me something happy
Worst thing to yell when the music stops at a party.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"What, did the DJ just die or something?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"OOOHHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOD THE BAAAABBBBBYYYY'SSS COOOOMMMIIIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!" (Bonus points if you're a guy.)
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
NA NA NA ANN ANN ANN NA NA NA NA NA NA ANN NA NA DO DO DO DO OD OD ODD NANA
Strongest In History
"GRIFFITH!"
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
The Video Guy
Items to avoid at the supermarket.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
"Yeah, let's not get into the rat poison."
A Reluctant Lion
"Hey, these bananas are black. Must be a new type."
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
The Video Guy
"Oh look, tuna-free dolphin."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Legosi
"deep fried rats, they look delicious"
My Anime crush is Legosi
The Senate
"Let's not buy a bottle of astatine."
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
He'll take the case!
"Hey, this jug of milk's past its expiration date. I bet they'll give it to us for half price!"
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"'Donald Trump Replaces Pence with Alien As His New Running Mate'? Who writes these supermarket tabloid articles, anyway?"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
How sweet it is
"Uh, why are there little razor blades in these apples?"
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Oh Captain!~
"Honey, where did you say they have arsenic?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Dwar of Helium
Topics That Will Never Appear On A Trashy Talk Show
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
Whoa, whoa, back up. You're going to break my kneecaps if I don't do what now?
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.