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ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 18th 2016 at 9:12:47 AM

Did you hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it's gonna hurt worse when you fall into hell.

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 18th 2016 at 10:11:39 AM

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Fist me daddy.

Long live the New Bev.
Superjohn One Eye Dragon from Florida Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
One Eye Dragon
Nov 18th 2016 at 10:19:03 AM

"are you a Japanese schoolgirl? Because I feel like a octopus today"

edited 19th Nov '16 7:29:13 AM by Superjohn

PUT YA GUNS ON!
RandomWriter413 King Knight from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
King Knight
Nov 18th 2016 at 4:06:43 PM Now I'll be king forever!
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 20th 2016 at 9:10:58 PM

There will only be 7 planets left...

..after I destroy Uranus...

If dogs could talk.

edited 20th Nov '16 9:12:16 PM by Ze_Operator

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 21st 2016 at 3:38:09 AM

"Please put me out before you start cranking your meat."

Long live the New Bev.
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 21st 2016 at 4:52:35 AM

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
TroperNo9001 Some Things Never Change... from Arendelle Relationship Status: Love is an open door
Some Things Never Change...
Nov 21st 2016 at 5:09:12 AM "...and I'm holding on tight to you!"
RandomWriter413 King Knight from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
King Knight
Nov 21st 2016 at 5:40:10 AM

Are we going to the park? YES! WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK! I LOVE THE PARK.

The man drives past the park, to the vet for a 'neutering.'

"I am so sorry."

Now I'll be king forever!
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 22nd 2016 at 8:28:40 AM

Giving your date's parent's too much information.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
Almohad Gof'nn Hupadgh from the darkest of the hillside thickets Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Gof'nn Hupadgh
Nov 22nd 2016 at 8:45:59 AM

"My hobbies include poetry, classical music and occult sacrifices and disembowelment of virgins in the deepest reaches of the new-england woods."

"[...]Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster, or name."
Superjohn One Eye Dragon from Florida Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
One Eye Dragon
Nov 22nd 2016 at 8:55:59 AM

"I may look 17, but I'm actually 40!"

PUT YA GUNS ON!
Nov 22nd 2016 at 9:06:02 AM

"You guys raised your daughter so well. She swallows!"

Almohad Gof'nn Hupadgh from the darkest of the hillside thickets Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Gof'nn Hupadgh
Nov 22nd 2016 at 9:15:57 AM

"Have i mentioned that my grand-grand-grand dad was an octopus?"

"[...]Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster, or name."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 22nd 2016 at 10:14:05 AM

"Oh, you must be her parents! Don't worry! You'll die quickly!"

Long live the New Bev.
arcada188 eto baba tolstopuza from Bad Soldierdom
eto baba tolstopuza
Nov 22nd 2016 at 10:18:55 AM

"She loves the drinks I make for her at the morning. Semen, banshee blood, mercury, they have it all!"

"What more can go wrong?" "Hurricanes, pirates, blizzards, wild gila monsters..."
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Nov 22nd 2016 at 10:20:56 AM

"I wonder, does your semen taste like his?"

Now known as Cyber Controller
KantonKage "The Complete Warrior Of Justice Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Nov 22nd 2016 at 11:18:56 AM

"I served time for child rape."

edited 22nd Nov '16 11:19:35 AM by KantonKage

"'I will destroy all evil!'''
Nov 23rd 2016 at 2:35:59 AM

"I wonder... did she get her fetishes from her mom's side of the family or her dad's?"

Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 25th 2016 at 9:41:03 AM

Rejected products and mottos.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
Superjohn One Eye Dragon from Florida Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
One Eye Dragon
Nov 25th 2016 at 9:46:50 AM

"Freddy oos, they'll make you think your dreaming!"

PUT YA GUNS ON!
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 25th 2016 at 9:47:41 AM

Wibbles Flakes.

It's Wibbles time, bitch.

Long live the New Bev.
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
Nov 25th 2016 at 10:02:51 AM

San Angelos Soap Company™ Brand Men's Conditioner

"Makes it easier to get what you need out of a pleasurable shower experience."

Almohad Gof'nn Hupadgh from the darkest of the hillside thickets Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Gof'nn Hupadgh
Nov 28th 2016 at 6:29:17 PM

"Kicks: Kid rampaging, mother watching helplessly."

"[...]Where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, luster, or name."
WilliamRadarStorm Self-portrait. The text box says 'F OFF' from I dun fuckin' know! Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Self-portrait. The text box says 'F OFF'
Nov 28th 2016 at 6:36:33 PM

Catholic condoms: Kid Tested, Father Approved.

"There's the hippie!" - my brother, about me.

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