see you, space cowboy.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Fist me daddy.
Worry
"are you a Japanese schoolgirl? Because I feel like a octopus today"
edited 19th Nov '16 7:29:13 AM by Superjohn
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
I wish I was Santa...
Knight of Time and Rage
There will only be 7 planets left...
..after I destroy Uranus...
If dogs could talk.
edited 20th Nov '16 9:12:16 PM by Ze_Operator
"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
see you, space cowboy.
"Please put me out before you start cranking your meat."
Long live the New Bev.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Space Molly Weasley
Are we going to the park? YES! WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK! I LOVE THE PARK.
The man drives past the park, to the vet for a 'neutering.'
"I am so sorry."
Knight of Time and Rage
Giving your date's parent's too much information.
"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
"My hobbies include poetry, classical music and occult sacrifices and disembowelment of virgins in the deepest reaches of the new-england woods."
Worry
"I may look 17, but I'm actually 40!"
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
"You guys raised your daughter so well. She swallows!"
"Have i mentioned that my grand-grand-grand dad was an octopus?"
see you, space cowboy.
"Oh, you must be her parents! Don't worry! You'll die quickly!"
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
"She loves the drinks I make for her at the morning. Semen, banshee blood, mercury, they have it all!"
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
"I wonder, does your semen taste like his?"
Now known as Cyber Controller
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
"I served time for child rape."
edited 22nd Nov '16 11:19:35 AM by KantonKage
"'I will destroy all evil!'''
"I wonder... did she get her fetishes from her mom's side of the family or her dad's?"
Knight of Time and Rage
Rejected products and mottos.
"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
Worry
"Freddy oos, they'll make you think your dreaming!"
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
see you, space cowboy.
At the heart of the world...
San Angelos Soap Company™ Brand Men's Conditioner
"Makes it easier to get what you need out of a pleasurable shower experience."
"Kicks: Kid rampaging, mother watching helplessly."
my current job
Catholic condoms: Kid Tested, Father Approved.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Did you hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it's gonna hurt worse when you fall into hell.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!