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ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 18th 2016 at 9:12:47 AM

Did you hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it's gonna hurt worse when you fall into hell.

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 18th 2016 at 10:11:39 AM

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Fist me daddy.

Long live the New Bev.
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 18th 2016 at 10:19:03 AM

"are you a Japanese schoolgirl? Because I feel like a octopus today"

edited 19th Nov '16 7:29:13 AM by Superjohn

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 20th 2016 at 9:10:58 PM

There will only be 7 planets left...

..after I destroy Uranus...

If dogs could talk.

edited 20th Nov '16 9:12:16 PM by Ze_Operator

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 21st 2016 at 3:38:09 AM

"Please put me out before you start cranking your meat."

Long live the New Bev.
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 21st 2016 at 4:52:35 AM

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
TroperNo9001 Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator from The Axiom Relationship Status: Robosexual
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Nov 21st 2016 at 5:40:10 AM

Are we going to the park? YES! WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK! I LOVE THE PARK.

The man drives past the park, to the vet for a 'neutering.'

"I am so sorry."

Fall.
Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 22nd 2016 at 8:28:40 AM

Giving your date's parent's too much information.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
Almohad Gone Mad From The Revelation from Die herde ! ! ! Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Nov 22nd 2016 at 8:45:59 AM

"My hobbies include poetry, classical music and occult sacrifices and disembowelment of virgins in the deepest reaches of the new-england woods."

Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 22nd 2016 at 8:55:59 AM

"I may look 17, but I'm actually 40!"

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
Nov 22nd 2016 at 9:06:02 AM

"You guys raised your daughter so well. She swallows!"

Almohad Gone Mad From The Revelation from Die herde ! ! ! Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Nov 22nd 2016 at 9:15:57 AM

"Have i mentioned that my grand-grand-grand dad was an octopus?"

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 22nd 2016 at 10:14:05 AM

"Oh, you must be her parents! Don't worry! You'll die quickly!"

Long live the New Bev.
arcada188 Goon Squad to your service! from YOBA
Goon Squad to your service!
Nov 22nd 2016 at 10:18:55 AM

"She loves the drinks I make for her at the morning. Semen, banshee blood, mercury, they have it all!"

"Mole, you dummy. Let me rub her." "Hey! I didn't even get my candy bar yet, Mepps!"
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Nov 22nd 2016 at 10:20:56 AM

"I wonder, does your semen taste like his?"

Now known as Cyber Controller
KantonKage "The Complete Warrior Of Justice Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Nov 22nd 2016 at 11:18:56 AM

"I served time for child rape."

edited 22nd Nov '16 11:19:35 AM by KantonKage

"'I will destroy all evil!'''
Nov 23rd 2016 at 2:35:59 AM

"I wonder... did she get her fetishes from her mom's side of the family or her dad's?"

Ze_Operator Knight of Time and Rage from The Land Of Flames And Clockwork Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Knight of Time and Rage
Nov 25th 2016 at 9:41:03 AM

Rejected products and mottos.

"I do not cling to life sufficiently to fear death."
Superjohn Sliver Fang from Illinois Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Sliver Fang
Nov 25th 2016 at 9:46:50 AM

"Freddy oos, they'll make you think your dreaming!"

"You... STUPID DISCIPLE! You took your strength on the wrong path."
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Nov 25th 2016 at 9:47:41 AM

Wibbles Flakes.

It's Wibbles time, bitch.

Long live the New Bev.
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
Nov 25th 2016 at 10:02:51 AM

San Angelos Soap Company™ Brand Men's Conditioner

"Makes it easier to get what you need out of a pleasurable shower experience."

Almohad Gone Mad From The Revelation from Die herde ! ! ! Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Nov 28th 2016 at 6:29:17 PM

"Kicks: Kid rampaging, mother watching helplessly."

WilliamRadarStorm Clockwise from top left: Matt, Chris, Tom, Gary from Graham Island Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Clockwise from top left: Matt, Chris, Tom, Gary
Nov 28th 2016 at 6:36:33 PM

Catholic condoms: Kid Tested, Father Approved.

I'd like to remember a a now-concluded series by the people in my avatar. Ran from 2014-2018.

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