Fix a wish!

A all powerful good wizard wipes them out though, taking himself out in the process.

Everything's back to normal.

I wish all the characters from Smash Bits Animation's "If Undertale was Realistic 6" was real.

Granted - for 10 microseconds.

I wish I could turn people into random plushies, animate plushies and pass on my ability to others just by touching them.

Granted – but you (and the people who have it because of you) can only use the power for good.

I wish we had a robopocalypse.

ding But the robots are benevolent and help lead us humans towards a greater future under their control.

I wish I could wake up feeling terrible everyday for the rest of my life.

Granted, you start feelng better 5 seconds after waking up.

I wish I was in a giant teapot with hot water being poured in.

The water will eventually cool down, so you won't get badly burned.

I wish the reputation of YouTube would be destroyed by a bad movie.

Granted. You Tube is almost immediately replaced by a far superior alternative.

I wish to suffer an And I Must Scream.

It was a Secret test of character, you passed and now A god is you!

I wish to gain My true place in the world and became Wasted on the darkside!

edited 20th Mar '17 3:20:36 PM by vjoi

You are Brought Down to Badass, and literally forced to be a more humble person by an even higher being.

I wish for a global, non-lethal plague that neuters everyone.

edited 23rd Mar '17 12:26:34 PM by StarAndroidJaguar

Granted. We have better relationships now that we don't have any gender conflicts. Oh and we can still reproduce, with lab machines.

I wish that all countries were run like North Korea.

Granted now all countries after looking into alternate dimensions decided to become like the prosperous united kingdom of north Korea. world peace ensues

I wish i was a powerful kryptonian like general zod

(With no superman in this universe world domniation will be easy mu hah ha!)

Granted, you are as powerful as Zod, but you aren't evil.

I wish to go to a Fête Worse than Death.

You actually survive it and find it kind of fun.

I wish to die i don't actually

Granted,    YOU DIED   

I wish I can become the screenwriter of any Gundam show and crank the Break the Cutie moments Up To Eleven until everyone doesn't want to watch it.

edited 26th Mar '17 9:33:06 PM by Mhazard

Granted, they all move to a newer and better version of Gundam.

I wish the British police and army would be privatised.

Granted, now the government has no more control over patrolling the streets.

I wish the Nintendo Switch became a colossal failure.

granted it was cancelled the second day of its release cycle due to Nintendo creating a much better system, causing the company to become a fortune 500 corporation.

I wish I had a dark yugi-eske (season 0) evil personality.

Granted, you make a Heel–Face Turn halfway though the first episode.

I wish my body would rot while I'm still alive.

Your body rots at the rate of one cell per day.

I wish I could go to sleep.

You wake up happy and freshened up, with your whole house squeaky clean, your laundry and ironing done and folded, your work/homework done, your dishes done and your groceries bought and stocked into kitchen shelves.
There's also an Audi R8 in the garage, somehow – assuming that you drive a car.

I wish to have a boyfriend, only to get dumped before we even talk.

He was the male version of a succubus and did it because he truly loved you and wanted the best for you.

I wish I could go on a crime spree stealing Ferrari's, Rolexes and all else I want while get away with it!

Granted, you'll do it in the undercover of night without anyone noticing.

I wish Jeopardy! would double its clue values again ($400-$2000 in the Jeopardy! Round, $800-$4000 in the Double Jeopardy! Round)

Jeopardy! doubles its clue values...then does it again, and again, until the stakes are high enough to make the whole thing super exciting!

I wish for a breakfast burrito.

Granted, it's the best meal you've ever had.

I wish to take an arrow in the knee.

Granted! you are given a free copy of Skyrim.

I wish I was a bat-shit crazy reality warper.