Thankfully, they are completely incompetent at using them now.
I wish that I was kicked in the balls.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Granted, you're kicked into a pool of rubber balls.
I wish the Earth get destroyed, in Book of Revelation style.
Granted, then there's heaven for those who are good. And hell for those who are evil. Regardless of what you believe in, you'll be alright since Lord will be lenient.
I wish for my car to break down.
edited 2nd Feb '17 2:52:11 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Granted, Someone rich noticed your car broke down in the middle of the road, and decided to take pity on you by giving you a Ferrari.
I wish all SCPS were real.
Granted, the Foundation exists too, and only the chill ones ever break out.
I wish I was turned into a horse.
Long live the New Bev.Granted, but you're well cared for.
I wish the entire universe was hit by Vacuum Decay everywhere at once.
Granted! A second Big Bang happens afterwards. The "human" race that eventually spawns from this one is much more advanced than we are now, and we get reincarnated into our respective alternate selves in this new universe.
I wish for everyone to have a Hair-Trigger Temper.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted, but they all learn to express their anger in positive ways.
I wish Trump would be crowned as an absolute monarch of the US.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. He underwent a major Heel–Face Turn and begins to focus on world peace.
I wish for some food poisoning.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Granted! However, the poison dose is very small, and the next food you eat has the antidote for the poison.
I wish I was depressed forever.
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Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.You use it for motivation to create art that becomes world famous.
I wish a meteor around the size of the one that wiped out the dinosaurs would hit the earth.
edited 7th Feb '17 9:27:44 PM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Granted. Humans have already left the Earth for a new planet to colonize by then.
I wish for a live-action R-rated Pokémon horror movie that's based on the scariest Pokédex entries.
edited 7th Feb '17 9:45:49 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesGranted but it is rebranded and turned into an original series that is a hit with adults.
I wish I was a vampire.
edited 8th Feb '17 3:29:08 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.You're now a Friendly Neighborhood Vampire.
I wish I can (censored) everyone in my avatar gallery.
edited 8th Feb '17 4:06:32 AM by Mhazard
Granted, none of us have to see it though as it is censored. Thank god.
I wish time in the universe to halt permanently.
Granted. A new, better, universe is created, and we all go there!
I wish I lived in Berserk.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Granted, You get a role in a live action adaptation of Berserk!
I wish I was friends with Troughton and Pertwee.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Granted, they act nice and non-annoying to you.
I wish for a hurricane to strike the UK.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, except only Asshole Victims suffered much more than being wrongly paranoid about it hitting them.
I wish for a cheese monster epidemic.
edited 8th Mar '17 9:35:06 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
...Granted, after it was beaten, world hunger was ended due to the excess amounts of cheese.
I wish Stingy really did own everything, and wouldn't share..
edited 8th Mar '17 12:25:46 PM by Jaxfirebus
Granted, no one plays with him anymore.
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(Getting Crap Past the Radar indeed.)
edited 11th Mar '17 3:54:06 AM by Mhazard
Granted, the wishes you make with it go exactly how you want them to go.
I wish everyone had AIDS.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!granted everyone has Automated Intelligent Droid Servants.
I wish I was an all powerful wizard who is WASTED on the dark side!
edited 11th Mar '17 1:40:35 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Granted, realises that modern day Konami isn't that bad.
I wish C K2s Dharmic rulers had even bigger Grandmaster doomstacks to use against my Sunni characters.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!