Granted, you're the figurehead of a movement for disabled rights and those physcially and or mentally handicapped reap in the benefits.
I wish for a Nuclear Holocaust.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Granted. The "Nuclear Holocaust" is actually directed at the sun.
I wish I was deathly ill.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Granted. However, your loved ones have found Dragon Balls to resurrect you.
I wish that all Shy Gals had died.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted, but they come back to life as their normal selves, without losing their happiness.
I wish I would turn into a squirrel.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Granted, you come to prefer it over the complicated life of a sentient.
I wish to burn my throat on coffee.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. But the coffee is so nice, it heals you instantly.
I wish that they would make a Sonichu anime.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Granted! The Pragmatic Adaptation fixes many of the original's issues (especially the art style), and it becomes one of the most genuinely beloved Crossovers this decade.
I wish for Santa to give me coal for Christmas.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted, and just as you were running out of fuel for the furnace, too!
I wish I wasn't so damn lazy.
Yes. Now you can get a degree in less than a minute.
I wish I was being eaten by Grimm.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Granted, but the Grimm in question feed on stress, leaving you calm and relaxed.
I wish I was being abducted by aliens right now.
edited 10th Jan '17 11:04:41 PM by MightyG
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Granted! While you're in the UFO, the aliens give free milk and beef steak! And they give you a sonic screwdriver as a souvenir!
I wish I was eating a durian right now.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.Turns out that despite the smell the durain is actually pretty good.
I wish that all food tastes like moldy Brussels sprouts
Granted. All food is now incredibly healthy as a result, and everyone seems to have spontaneously acquired a taste for moldy brussels sprouts.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Granted, You wish for world peace.
I wish none of my wishes would be granted as i intended.
(ah, the reverse of the anti-jackass genie wish)
Granted, you wish that you die, but you find a reason to live instead.
I wish I was an inanimate object.
Long live the New Bev.Granted, You're a diamond worth 25,000,000$, and a millionaire keeps you in their mansion on a comfy pillow behind a glass case, where you're safe. possibly bored, but safe.
I wish for Aliens to invade earth.
Granted, it's a Benevolent Alien Invasion.
I wish for Kill Sats to draw penises on the Earth's surface.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted, However they're so incredibly small nobody even notices them.
I wish everyday was opposite day.
Yes. That means Opposite Day is meaningless. So it's normal again.
I wish I met DIO.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Granted, they are very polite to you.
I wish this site had more adverts.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, but they're respectable advertisements that don't intrude on you, and never sends you to a virus site.
I wish everyone on earth had stingers (like bees)
edited 15th Jan '17 2:55:01 PM by Jaxfirebus
Granted, but these stingers don't have venom or hurt like hell. Instead, they make you lose a lot of weight when you get stung!
I wish the World of Disney merges with our Planet Earth.
edited 15th Jan '17 3:34:09 PM by selfKaiHarness
Listen, Zamasu may have lost Goku Black during erasure but he always is alive to this very day. IMMORTALITY IS MY BITCH!Granted, we live happily ever after.
I wish all water in the universe to become Explodium (including the water still in our bodies)
Thankfully, it only has such a small explosion that it barely shakes our atoms, and then turns back to normal.
I wish all video game companies were run like modern day Konami
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Granted. The place you live in may be a shithole, and your neighbours may be crazy, but everyone there is more willing to interact with each other than people in nice suburbs.
I wish I was mentally unstable.
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