Hunger Games Simulator

Arrrrrrg I misss every season

~Bottompaging for page-topping update~

Sorry for the wait, my sleep schedule's been off lately. I guess I should probably stop staying up a few hours past midnight.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - The Marvelous Duo DX

NIGHT ONE◊

• Bec loses his foreleg in a fight.
• A bootleg's bike is stolen.
• Van-Tastic will soon find out that it's Fegelein's fault.
• Fred wins an Ivy plush.
• A spaceship gets into an argument over source material.
• I doubt those are compatible tributes for a kidney transplant...
• What Supremacy said is true considering what happened yesterday.
• Aww how adorable, a tribute adopts a pomeranian as a pet!
• President Snow is dead!

DAY TWO◊

• Man, what a piercing gaze that cat has...
• Ok, now I'm curious as to what fetish a sentient corn pod would have.
• Charlotte takes advice from Doc Scratch.
• What arm?
• R.O.B. draws an insulting picture of Kokichi.
• Oh great, they must've broken another President Snow out of a clone tank in a lab somewhere for that!
• Fegelein cosplays as a spaceship.
• Bec receives a spaceship from an unknown sponsor.
• Caddicarus won't be happy to find out about that...
• Seems like the Xenomorph has God's favor.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

WHAT THE HELL.

Why are my tributes dying early or getting NO kills lately? I might just nominate them again next Season, because that was bull. People have done that before, right? It wouldn't be weird?

edited 24th Feb '18 1:27:36 PM by worldofdrakan

Hail our lord and savior Xesus!

And Baroness von Bon Bon wearing a skimpy outfit made from Kirins? Oh dear, we have plenty enough from the fandom.

Fucking hell, Bro, are your bones made of frickin' cookies or something?

I remember this happening at least a few times since I joined, and I've done this myself with poorly-performing tributes a few times (although not the VERY next season for me, but still just a few seasons later) so no problems there

...And RIP Harry Potter Obama

edited 24th Feb '18 2:21:28 PM by Zanreo

My money's on Cat R. Waul, personally. It's just a gut feeling.

I'm going to the movies today, so expect the next update to be slightly delayed.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - The Marvelous Duo (Original + DX Mashup)

NIGHT TWO◊

• Charlotte uses her small size to win a game of hide and seek.
• Looks like a member of The Reptilians is among the tributes...
• A Xenomorph takes out the trash.
• That's a bizarre musical.
• It's Fegelein's fault again!
• Two lizards are stuck in the rocks, but are both saved by cute girls.

DAY THREE◊

• Ivy learns something embarrassing about Fred.
• Sahuagin gets trolled.
• Yellow took some lessons from Lord English.
• MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
• Tsuyu turns out to be a princess.
• A spaceship takes up residence in an abandoned military base.
• It's Fegelein's fault again!
• A spaceship makes popcorn.
• A Xenomorph gets a plush of Van-Tastic

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

BRINGEN SIE MIR FEGELEIN!

FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

Seems like he's kind of in character for this game.

Charlotte, I wouldn't be so dismissive of Toad if I were you. Not unless you want to be his potential next meal, that is.

And who would've known that Tsuyu was of royal descent?

edited 24th Feb '18 4:16:42 PM by IchigoMontoya

...huh. Kokichi’s death isn’t all that different to how he went out in canon, where he was crushed beneath a bench press...

”I did say earlier that I don’t date, right? Well, I never said anything about not... painting fingernails.”

Also, aside from Rantaro, I’m rooting for Tsuyu, simply because she’s my BNHA best girl. :3

edited 24th Feb '18 4:21:01 PM by Psychedelicate

Cat R. Waul getting a pomeranian is a textbook example of Furry Confusion. Also, he does some caterwauling.

I can't believe Kernel-pult dies the Jigsaw way!

EDIT: Also made a new entry at the Drinking Game page commenting on my typical lag between updates lol.

edited 24th Feb '18 9:45:28 PM by dave_the_assassin

Speaking of lags between updates... where's Gamechanger?

Hopefully not having any narcoleptic episodes.

I told you that I was going to the movies!

Last update before I go to bed.

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Fawful and Cackletta

NIGHT THREE◊

• A Xenomorph puts on some Pokemon boxer shorts.
• Uh-oh, someone hacked the simulator!
• The tributes play a game of pool, and the marauder turns out to be a real pool shark.
• Man, Ribbon is on fire lately!
• It's Fegelein's fault that Mr. Bones' Wild Ride was ruined!
• Von Bon Bon now has an Italian accent.
• Van-Tastic thinks he's Bruce Lee.
• What ear?
• A bootleg mouths off another tribute and pays the price for it.

DAY FOUR◊

• Charlotte directs a porno. YABBA-DABBA-DOO!
• A Xenomorph and Rantaro forms a blood pact with two other tributes.
• Princess Tsuyu gets into an argument over Coke and Pepsi.
• A spaceship receives a Golden Raspberry.
• It's Fegelein's fault again!
• Caddicarus turns out to be a Sith Lord.
• The tributes reenact Earthbound.
• Blue wins a pun-off.
• A spaceship works on a jigsaw puzzle.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

edited 24th Feb '18 10:20:38 PM by TheGamechanger

RIP Ogórki :c

edited 24th Feb '18 10:45:57 PM by Zanreo

These blood pacts never end well, do they?

The Blue Bomber shall now be part of the Blue Pun Clan, composed of Sans, Carlos, and Power Stroke herself!

Forming a blood pact with acidic blood? Sounds like a good idea to me.

edited 24th Feb '18 11:13:21 PM by Mhazard

Maybe Tsuyu could use her tongue to bell Dagoth-Ur.

Also, I love how the next day is Blue and Yellow vs. the Frog People.

"ESP Kirby writes a detailed thesis on how Caddicarus might actually be a Sith Lord" reminded me of the dead "Kirby explains..." meme.

and oh shit Cat R Waul is in a blood pact. He's got something planned, I'm tellin' ya.

And maybe ROB automatically recorded Rantaro's "singular taste" time together, and Cat R Waul found out. Which would obviously disgust him.

edited 25th Feb '18 1:17:02 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Fawful and Cackletta DX

NIGHT FOUR◊

• Van-Tastic sinks Dagoth Ur/Van-Tastic.
• A farmer catches Yellow making out with a spaceship.
• Von Bon Bon is cruel to Rantaro.
• Kirby is an evil monster!
• Ivy gives a manicure to someone.
• Fegelein plays a game of "Kill, Sex, Marry."
• Bec kneels down before a spaceship.
• I'm surprised that the Salt Spittoon bouncer didn't eat that tribute.
• Oh no, the Xenomorph was the real President Snow all along!

DAY FIVE◊

• Xenomorph!President Snow plays Dungeons and Dragons with Fegelein.
• Cat R. Waul dishes out a rude awakening.
• Caddicarus receives a new kidney courtesy of his donor, Von Bon Bon!
• Blue finds out soemthing embarrassing about Charlotte.
• A thing of Fettuccine is the chosen one.
• Bec hangs ten, along with the rest of his body.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

That fettuccine was able to strangle a catapult made of watermelons, so... I think it oughta be worthy of entering the Salty Spitoon.