Hunger Games Simulator

I was getting that feeling too. There are still plenty of tributes remaining and it's been seven days, so it's probably gonna happen soon.

EDIT: Ugh, bottom post.

edited 9th Dec '17 4:47:06 PM by worldofdrakan

Wow, a lot of updates went on while I was sleeping.

(Reposting due to bottom post)

Hold on. Guys, I think I just ran into a problematic event. It's one of those events that's fatal but is not worded in a way that suggests it's fatal at all. I'm not going to spoil the tributes involved, but it's this event:

"(Player 1) knocks on (Player 2)'s door. Then (Player 2) smacks (him/her1) with the door."

The keyword here is "smacks," which to me does NOT imply fatality. So yeah, I was extremely confused to see the unfortunate tribute who ended up being Player 1 on the next death page. I would suggest starting over because of this potentially problematic event, but I think it's probably too late in the Season to do that.

What are your thoughts? Should we continue, or is it too unfair to the tribute killed in this event?

edited 9th Dec '17 4:49:09 PM by worldofdrakan

WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLY SHITBALLS THIS SEASON IS GOING BY TOO FAST AND I WAS ASLEEP THIS WHOLE TIME CAN WE SLOW DOWN A LITTLE

Anyway, of course both Mikan and Chiaki are dead. But, allow me to provide some commentary on how in-character Chiaki was this season.

See, Chiaki happens to be the Ultimate Gamer, so her declaring herself the "final boss" of this season AND playing Mario Party are both pretty fitting for her talent. But her death is quite possibly yet another case of Death by Irony, or at least a death that aligns very well with her character. Not only because she's a gamer, but also because the Chiaki I've nominated for this season is actually an AI that was created specifically for a virtual reality program. So yeah, now Chiaki's actions in the season are Hilarious in Hindsight to y'all!

As for Mikan, well, she Really Gets Around in this season, not unlike the last time I nominated her. Which is pretty OOC of her actually.

Yeah, this event should not be fatal.

edited 9th Dec '17 5:00:12 PM by MrDeathPlatypus

I say we hold a vote. These are our options: Continue the Season with the current save and screens, or start over? Personally, I vote to start over. I think it's really unfair to the tribute who was killed in this event, and starting over would also allow us to fix that event and start fresh without all the excessive Wipeout, paintball, and laser tag events.

If we DO decide to start over, I will still post the save and tell you all how it ends.

edited 9th Dec '17 5:03:51 PM by worldofdrakan

wait, that's a fatal one? Didn't catch that at all, and yeah, that shouldn't be fatal, or at least reworded to clarify that player 1 dies

No, please just continue the season. I'm salty I missed most of it due to being asleep, but I'm also really happy with Chiaki's run here and I think we've gone too far into the season to start anew. We can fix the problematic events and whatnot next season.

I vote to continue, and reword it post-Season. My suggestion is to use a Mundane Solution: add "killing (him/her1) instantly" after "the door".

Alrighty then. The players have spoken, so the Season will continue as is. Also, @Psychedelicate, I'm sorry you slept through a lot of the Season. Time zones really are dumb. Anyways...

Night Seven

• Why can I see Hussie being a DJ?
• A spaceship... paints?
• Shadow Tubby has a crap taste in movies.
• Of course they're not the fathers, Link. How can they BOTH be the fathers of your child?! Unless maybe the intent was to test them both separately?
• Springtrap wins a drinking contest.
• NOOOO, not Charlie! RIP.
• And we have a possible President Snow/George/Ringo Ship Tease.
• The evil is defeated... by a chipmunk.
• Sephiroth, I am disappoint.

Day Eight

• Hussie does not get the chance to deliver some Disproportionate Retribution.
• Springtrap with a Japanese accent? Wow.
• Mother falls victim to malaria.
• AGAIN with these chipmunks! Seriously, Eleanor's face does NOT look like the face of mercy.
• Spaceship rivalry!
• Welp, looks like someone's child is now an orphan.
• And our other resident killer chipmunk murders again.
• And the unfortunate tribute killed in the aforementioned problematic event is... Kai.

DEATHS: Charlie, Nelson, Sephiroth, Mother, Candlehead, President Snow, Toon Link, George and Ringo, Kai

The next update will include the Feast!

edited 9th Dec '17 5:42:02 PM by worldofdrakan

We should continue. After this season, the event should either be not fatal, or reworded so that it specifically says the tribute dies.

I prefer it being reworded.

Of course Kai would get killed by Chaos' door. I mean, just look at how large he could be. His door must be gigantic.

And Sephiroth, I am ALSO disappoint.

edited 9th Dec '17 5:36:31 PM by dave_the_assassin

Thank you for killing Nelson, Brittany.

Thanks for killing Vergil, then guaranteeing that I'll only have one tribute for the upcoming Battle Royale, Sephiroth. I'm not even remotely salty about that.

Wow, the Chipettes are deadly! Pint-Sized Powerhouse much, girls?

Not surprising the Shadow Tubby would have terrible taste or probably just terrifying taste... and I could see the Koopalings drawing insulting pictures

Also, watch out for those chipmunks...

edited 9th Dec '17 5:49:07 PM by Zanreo

ALSO, I JUST REALISED.

Mikan's death? Prepare for some Harsher in Hindsight on that one!

Y'all know Nelson, right? He's pretty much the main bully character of The Simpsons. Well, Mikan herself is constantly a victim of bullying, including within her source material. So her being killed by a known bully... well, that's pretty nasty. Can I add that to the Tear Jerker or Nightmare Fuel page?

Oh man, IDK about Mikan's source material, so I didn't know that! I agree, that's a tearjerker right there, and probably a Harsher in Hindsight entry for the YMMV page.

edited 9th Dec '17 5:58:09 PM by worldofdrakan

Nelson deserved that.

He really did. What an asshole! T.T

Anyway, I've just added Mikan and Chiaki to the Tear Jerker and Funny pages respectively.

Battle Music

• Super Paper Mario - Bowser Battle

At least Nelson got a Karmic Death, tho, so y'all can take comfort in that fact.

Night Eight

• Considering the number of kills she's gotten, I'd say that Satori could get into the Salty Spittoon.
• The Eclipse and Executor participate in the same game of hide and seek.
• God DAMN these chipmunks, man!
• Hussie loses a triathlon.

THE FEAST

• Welp, at least she had a good run.
• You know, I'm kind of surprised that neither of the chipmunks went to the Feast.
• Meanwhile, Magnus serves up an extremely unappetizing-sounding dish.

Day Nine

• Eleanor is racist.
• Of course you're hunting for other tributes, Brittany.
• Well, the Koopalings did kind of have an advantage in numbers over Dokon-Dan.
• The Executor teams up with Chaos to avenge its fellow spaceship. And Hussie is an unfortunate bystander.
• And Springtrap just suddenly drops dead out of nowhere.

DEATHS: Niko, Satori Komeji, Eclipse, Dokon-Dan, Andrew Hussie, Magnus, Springtrap

The next update will be the finale! Sure, there are five parts left, but they're all really short, so it feels kind of odd to space them out. Feel free to start placing your bets!

edited 9th Dec '17 7:07:34 PM by worldofdrakan

Welp, guess I'm only gonna have one podium finisher for the next battle royale.