Hunger Games Simulator

There was only enough room for one team of reserves, so the four Chaos Gods didn't make it. So SCP-682 and Redneck Cthulhu replaced them.

EDIT: Got a good save.

edited 15th Jul '17 5:41:54 PM by TheGamechanger

Battle Music

• Homestuck - Union Jack (Unused)

THE REAPING◊

THE BLOODBATH◊

• SCP-682 shows his murderous tendencies.
• Chatur/Iago
• THE HUNGER GAMES ARE BACK IN THE HUNGER GAMES!

DAY ONE◊

• Kintaro goes through a growth spurt.
• Dearka wakes up to a wonderful sight.
• Sweet Bro/Chimpanzee
• And the Final Boss is...
• Mario should see his doctor about that.
• Gilbert finds that Lightning Dawn made a shrine of him.
• Apparently SCP-682 likes hula.
• Looks like the Postal Dude has a secret admirer.
• Ragnaros wins a water-based game.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

What happened to my tributes?

They're in District 2. I got the pictures from the SMG4 Wiki.

edited 15th Jul '17 7:20:51 PM by TheGamechanger

It's rather fitting that Runaway Kid runs away from the Cornucopia. Also, I'm visualizing Six climbing on the boxing gloves of the Punch-Out Wall but getting slammed in the head by one of them. Ow.

I see that Kitana was misgendered here. :V

Anyway, SMG4 Mario just ate a Mini Mushroom.

edited 15th Jul '17 7:24:58 PM by TroperNo9001

Guess that's another broken event that needs to be fixed.

This is fun.

edited 15th Jul '17 7:27:14 PM by Penroses

I checked, and the pronouns are still referring to the correct person: (him/her2).

I checked, and it turns out that I Failed a Spot Check when inputting tributes.

The Hunger Games came back to the Hunger Games... Only to immediately start jacking off after the Bloodbath. Sounds legit.

Last update before I go to bed.

Battle Music

• Strife 2 - G4M3 OR D13

NIGHT ONE◊

• Not Important gets desperate.
• Ragnaros is humiliated.
• Regis is now a vampire robot.
• Hunger Games potions here, get your Hunger Games potions!
• Hopefully the wine isn't ruined with battery acid.
• Nonexistence is a horrible cook.
• Arthur Maxson/Scratch 'n' Sniff
• SCP-682 apparently likes volleyball.
• Sayaka runs around in her birthday suit.
• Ebony Darkness puts a stop to a disturbing pairing.

DAY TWO◊

• Iago becomes insane.
• Redglare wins a surfing contest.
• Seems like Hell Has New Management.
• Nonexistence cheats at volleyball by making the ball cease to exist as soon as its side is winning.
• Sayaka discovers Not Important's secret.
• A redneck Cthulhu teaches somebody on how to be a hipster.
• Hey Dr. Clef, we found a way to kill SCP-682! All you have to do is drop him in a pit!

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

I can't help but imagine Enoby pulling a Dumblydore there: WHAT DA HEL R U DOIN MOTHERFUKERS??!!!

as usual 682 goes out like a chump

Dang, Lyons... looks like you've put an end to the Hunger Games for good.

Piers Morgan died early,

i don't trust Not Important with explosives, especially not after the ending of Hatred, where he blows up an improbably large area.

I'd like to thank Ebony for making sure the image of Six making out with Yamu will never be singed into my mind again.

(Also, good on Runaway Kid for conquering Hell! That'll show you, sentient AAAA battery! Wait, what?)

Yamu: Gimme gimme! Gimme kis—! Water'd

edited 15th Jul '17 10:57:21 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

RIP Jacket

He needed a medic bag.

Alas, poor Kyoko.

Wait, wait, WAIT. I have a SERIOUS objection with Snoop's death, and I'm not just saying that because he was one of my tributes! I was legitimately confused to not see him in Day One because I thought for SURE that the chair event was fatal to Kyoko AKA Player One. I think it's worded very poorly because it isn't worded at all in a way that suggests that it's fatal to Snoop AKA Player 2.

Is it just me?

I wish I would've been able to come in sooner. I think it might be too late to possibly declare a false start. But then again, I see that this isn't the only questionable event, seeing as Kitana was misgendered.

edited 16th Jul '17 1:06:19 AM by worldofdrakan

Yeah, after looking at it, there's no indication that it's necessarily fatal, let alone which of the two (or even both) are killed.

+1 to reword.

edited 16th Jul '17 12:55:44 AM by Cabe_Bedlam

R.I.P Bill.

Can't sleep, so while I'm up...

Battle Music

• Strife 2 - Aerosoul

NIGHT TWO◊

• Ragnaros wins a paintball war.
• Sweet Bro has a painful hug.
• And the latest STD victim is...
• Cult war!
• Nonexistence falls victim to some monkey business.
• Regis is now a werewolf vampire robot.
• Lyons hosts a rave party with him as the DJ.
• ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

DAY THREE◊

• Iago strikes it rich.
• Redglare defeats Arthur Maxson with the power of Magikoopas.
• A tiny pool party does an Evil Laugh.
• Female Mii slowly becomes insane as she interviews a redneck Cthulhu.
• Regis has a Darth Vader moment.
• And Sweet Bro's reincarnation is...
• Sayaka and Kintaro deliver a fatality to Kitana.
• Six is in another disturbing pairing, but no one is around to break it up.
• Latula/Bonnie
• Scratch 'n' Sniff get really desperate for supplies.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

Wow, as per the usual, Ron is actively trying to smash. Though I think in the case of Six, maybe that singing was just meant to cheer her up?

And I see that it wasn't just the event that was messed up with Kitana earlier. She must have just accidentally been input as male.

edited 16th Jul '17 1:38:25 AM by worldofdrakan