Hunger Games Simulator

I'm guessing that the Sole Survivor must've sent that money to Cait.

Yep, us guys are so badass that we hardly feel the burn when we exercise!

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold - A Sudden Gust of Wind that Calls for Death

I figured the rust would have gotten to Vito, but those joints of his work better than I thought.

NIGHT 2 [1]

• Fear promptly freaks out
• Don't disappoint the bean
• That's a lot of exhaustion
• Yum
• Exalted uses his newfound susceptibility to human biological factors to enjoy the games a lot more
• Broken Matt Hardley breaks Dr Horrible's soul
• Faygo is given out to people
• But computer mice can't... whatever, never mind.

DAY 3 [2]

• More Faygo
• Marisa gets sledged
• Army bonds with a shark
• Dash does the right (?) thing
• Good choice of name
• That's a lot of fire
• Mouse almost gets shattered

DEATHS [3]: Dr Horrible, Marisa Kirisame, Male Population.

Rip any of you males on this thread I guess

Seems like girls have won over guys.

Whelp, I knew us guys were on fire, but this is ridiculous! Guess we felt the burn after all! *dies*

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold - Guardians of the Sorrowful Ice

Dammit. I wish Akuma had used the Shun Goku Satsu last game, even if it was really unlikely.

Speaking of the Shun Goku Satsu, is Matt Hardy not broken anymore thanks to Dash?

edited 25th Mar '17 12:07:38 PM by SunGuyThe3rd

I guess Trace must've taken Cait's remark very personally, if his reaction to it was to smash Marisa the day after.

edited 25th Mar '17 12:09:40 PM by IchigoMontoya

NIGHT 3 [1]

• The fact that Disgust's picture makes it look like she's pushing away the others makes this even more hilarious
• Can you hear screams underwater?
• That's a lot of kissing. Mouse decides to ruin the moment, somehow....
• Army is smarter than we thought...
• Welp.
• Me too, Riddel
• This is the second time Elodie's received Faygo...

DAY 4 [2]

• Porkmeiser is cute, but he's also dangerous.
• Big Bill's Hell's Cars proves to be the superior force here
• And tonight's impossible death is brought to you by dehydration!
• Apparently, The Sipp is as strong as all the females in the world. This is useful information.
• Fear overcomes a fear long enough to keep living
• Elodie finally gets killed. Does this mean Frilled Shark and INTP inherit the throne?
• Of course this event can't have any normal names in it, huh...
• Broken Matt Hardley Breaks

DEATHS [3]: The Music Meister, DDD Ironman Championship, Dash, Gilbert Durandal, Mouse, Elodie.

Elodie's sponsors have pretty much been confirmed to be juggalos now.

edited 25th Mar '17 6:03:14 PM by InfinityRyujin

The chainsaw wood carving event is another one I came up with. You're welcome.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold - Scarlet Rain

But but... I'm a lefty!

Exalted got really high on those mushrooms. That's why he [INTENSIFIED].

Despite his name, Broken Matt Hardy seems to be doing a lot of breaking.

Considering her game, it's no wonder Elodie's dead.

Also, having Damien as a therapist is probably a bad idea.

edited 25th Mar '17 7:53:56 PM by SailorTardis

Riddel's computer destroyed by a well timed bass drop.

In these moments am I proud to be an INTP.

Anyway, there's a hell lotta Faygo being passed out.

Also, it's nice to see my event put in!

NIGHT 4 [1] Fun fact, in my tired daze I nearly accidentally linked to this.

• The Sipp is forced to use his powers for evil
• Best rock band ever?
• Broken Matt Hardley gets broke
• Bobbleheads are the best

DAY 5 [2]

• That's a lot of noscoping
• Welp, now we have a super powered Kirby running around. Thanks, guys.
• I sure hope it went like this.
• The Sipp prefers to use his powers for good
• Fear gets a lucky break

DEATHS [3]: Mack the Knife, Broken Matt Hardley, Trace, Exalted

The "confusing a tribute for one's own parent" event was my idea. There's a mother variant and a father variant.

Battle Music

• Dialga's Fight to the Finish (GaMetal)

Ah, so the Kirby event is lethal now. Fair enough.

Danny, what could you possibly hope to find in Cait's sock drawer?

Poor, poor Fear...

And with the entire female population killing off two guys in a row, is this already misandry?

edited 26th Mar '17 5:17:19 AM by TroperNo9001

Jeez, is there even a trace left of Trace?

Well, it least it explains why Caliborn is such a He-Man Woman Hater!

And if you're wondering, throughout the various runnings I did just to make this season, when Male Population and Female Population fought, Female Population usually won.

edited 25th Mar '17 11:50:19 PM by TheGamechanger

siiiiiiiigh

NIGHT 5 [1]

• Sharks can somehow do this without killing people
• Oh. Okay.
• Violet is defeated by a concept of a personality
• Porkmeiser does the right thing
• I think it's about time to get rid of this winter event

DAY 6 [2]

• Characters hang out and have fun together
• Except Damien, who ruins all the fun Karsh and Colleen are having
• The concept of a personality apparently has a shadow to lose
• The Sipp gets gashed

BE PREPARED TO SIGH IN DISAPPOINTMENT [3]

• I have no idea what this is referencing, so I can't provide any witty commentary.
• Also, half of the tributes I was rooting for die

DEATHS [4]: Army, Violet, Karsh, Colleen Wing, The Sipp, INTP, Danny Rand, ENTP, Boba Fett, Hank Scorpio, Deathstroke, Big Bill Hell's Cars, Porkmeiser, Vito Corleone, Riddel, Cait.

Ehhh that arena event feels weak to me, perhaps because the death events seem to only involve the (presumably Homestuck) characters of the setting doing interesting things to the tributes, not with them. Not to mention the death events lead to everyone dying, with no partial survivor list.

Edit: To be clear, I'm talking about deaths like in the poison rain arena event where one tribute pushes another into harm's way, or one tribute sacrifices themselves for two more.

edited 26th Mar '17 10:41:47 AM by Cabe_Bedlam