Hunger Games Simulator

I may be able to host.

(going to bed now)

edited 31st Jan '17 10:27:13 PM by TheGamechanger

I just woke up, and I can host.

@Wade: It's been a while since you last hosted, IIRC, so I'm cool with you taking up the mantle for this season.

Thanks, It's been a long time, and I finally have my schedule back on track. Hopefully this game works well.

No problem. Just gotta wait for the screens and the run, and you'll be all set.

Just woke up, sent screens and save.

Something about the rules before we start, what happens if 2 or more of the top 3 belong to the same person?

edited 1st Feb '17 10:15:21 AM by Awesomewade

I dunno. Usually, we just roll with it.

Granted, if most if the top spots were taken by the runner's tributes there might be cause for concern, but I don't believe that's the case this season (says the person who took screens :P)

Okay then, let's begin!

Our latest collection of test subjects[1]

Let the 116th Hunger Games Begin!:

Well, I guess Hitler's yelling at a French spy for now on.

Cue the Horns!

Sand's Erron Black's thing, but it works.

Leorina threatens to stomp on a spider.

The plasma blades work well on a pyscho's mask.

That's one tiny hook.

Roy blockades Fredzilla's mouth with his blade as he tries to attack and watches the ensuing carnage.

Patrick is done taking calls.

Sai just wants to deliver his air, but Cherie won't have it.

Nanu's probably too lazy to rev it up.

Okay, a reformed character taken over by an original character to take out a parody-original character? I'm confused.

Tenkai already has 6 kills under their belt.

Miia grabs a lighter for body heat.

Day 1

Bing has always been the one member of the Kuledud 3 club to not set off bombs.

But he's a robot, and now my argument doesn't matter either.

I'm just gonna ignore that Kirby.

Travis believes referees are just as good as dead assasians.

Sai tells Blonic he's a greedy dirtbag.

Tails tries a new method of engineering, but the machine runs away.

Wasabi's OCD probably won't help that chess match.

Meanwhile, Android 18 has had it with body stealing monsters.

Spy-Fegelein starts making friends.

I love how the mook pretending to shoot himself is the one telling people to not kill themselves.

People hate Jack.

Nanu's gonna wear out that hunting group.

Richard doesn't want a harem, but Miia always comes back.

Red Hood somehow had a picnic with a spider.

Hitler watches some Hitler Rants.

The First Casualties

Looks like we're off to a good start so far. Though Riddick, you should've double-checked to see if Miia had survived or not.

And Jack, when did you get into building snowmen?

Tails probably assumed the toaster was a badnik.

Well, I guess it's not an unusual fate for Blails since all he does is sit. How embarrassing!

edited 1st Feb '17 1:27:26 PM by GrafVonTirol

Apparently toasters are stabbable.

Was that spy sent by Hitler to kill Fegelein?

Battle Music:

• Etrian Odyssey II - The First Campaign

I kinda foresaw the sand event happening to Noisemaster, since the event mentioned multiple eyes and he only has one.

Screw you Kirby! At least I technically still have two tributes.

Fred, you read a lot of comic books. How did you not see that coming?!

Also, I had a dream last night that I was hosting a season, and Hebert P. Bear killed Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear in a berserk rage. Bears Are Bad News, indeed.

Maybe Fred is more familiar with Superhero comics than fantasy comics?

Okay, I'm going to bed, so this is a double post!

Night 1

I imagine Nanu's disappointed that his hunting party can't cook Malasadas.

The worlds tiniest book.

Wasabi sees a master ball flying his way and slices it in half.

Android betrayal.

Okay, I just misread that as AIDS: the musical, and I realize I'm a horrible person for laughing.

Bing is now scarred from that hot-tub experience.

I guess that Blonic hates robins.

Miia is getting some really bad influence.

Day 2

Fegelein returns to Smash Bros.

Tails takes a selfie with an old friend.

Well, that bug's crushed.

The referee calls the game off.

Miia could always just cook for Jason to kill him.

She's an android, aimbots are her thing!

Sai gets the worlds most ironic kill.

Patrick gives Belkar a taste of his house.

Well, what assasian's up next?

Deaths

Night 2

Patrick finds Tails doing typical teen activities.

Well, I know who has 18's ghost.

One stoic comedy show.

That's a lot of throwing up.

Everyone loves toasters.

Fegelein fends off whole teams on his own.

Day 3

That's a psychotic hunting squad.

Red Hood gets Injustice news.

Sai drops some rhymes.

Jack is now a Nazi.

I love how a Toaster delivers the killing blow.

Why did they all drink the poison?

Tails finds a new friend.

Wasabi is now disoriented.

Deaths

Android 17's Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Tenkai's stomach ulcer practically explodes and they cannot ask Android 17 to stop being so fucking racist.jpg

Also, of course Noisemaster would be involved in the new dance craze.

edited 1st Feb '17 6:15:15 PM by InfinityRyujin

I wonder if Hitler is upset that someone masquerading as Fegelein has ended up in Smash Bros.... Eh, probably.

Battle Music:

• Etrian Odyssey II - A Sudden Gust of Wind that Calls for Death

Firion vs. Wasabi sounds like it'd be a pretty cool duel, TBH.

Nanu Dojima?

Also, that was one epic fight between two Dual Wielders.

I agree.

edited 1st Feb '17 6:09:48 PM by TroperNo9001

Aw man, my tributes are dead.

Oh well. Least I got Mr. Referee breaking the fourth wall to announce his intention to referee a Robattle.