I mean, we did support the North during the Civil War, but given our current stance, GO INDEPENDENT DIXIE

MAKE ALASKA RUSSIAN AGAIN

#SouthernersForWatercooler

#SouthernersForNiyazov

I can't believe we jinxed Asgore. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! ASGORE, WHY?

Also, the Water Cooler is a Badass.

#SouthernersWillNeverAgreeOnAnything,I'veSeenFistfightsGetStartedOverDifferingOpinionsAboutFootballTeams.

I know he's a badass! Even if he did literally nothing in his source material, this is pretty much exactly what /tg/ had in mind for him.

I think I'll support Kars. Mainly because he is the only one worse then Vegito. That being said, Vegito did ok, I guess.

edited 20th Oct '16 12:52:57 PM by Skiller2

Now y'all are going to jinx Water Cooler. Don't you see what you've done?

Guys cheer for Goatmon, not Kars or a Watercooler. #Go Goatmon

I know of at least 3 actual Southerners who frequent this thread.

Hell, I'm a Southerner myself. But not the kind you're thinking of.

I'm an actual southerner. Don't tell anyone. It's supposed to be a top secret place.

... Okay, raise your hand if you're not from the South in some way.

The last day is pretty short, so I'm going to post the whole finale now.

Night 8◊

• Instead of prepping for his war with Goatmon, Mr. Watercooler instead decides to make out with Goats.
• Goatmon's still fortified in his bunker.
• Egg Breaker joins its giant hand with Kars'
• Flame Hyenard really hasn't done much this game besides wander around and be weird, has he? I'm surprised he didn't burn anyone to the ground.

Day 9◊

• War happens. Mr. Watercooler grabs his poisoned weapon and finally assault's Goatmon's position. It's a long, epic clash of the ages, but in the end, only one of the season's pragmatists is walking out alive. And the winner is...
• Flame Hyenard continues being a non-threat.
• Egg Breaker breaks Goats' balls with his giant foot.

Night 9◊

• Mr. Watercooler celebrates his victory with Flame Hyenard, Klonoa, and Kars.
• Meditating with the Egg Breaker just sounds like a headache.
• Goats is still collapsed in pain from earlier. "MMMMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Day 10◊

• Suddenly lots of death.
• Mr. Watercooler resumes his conquest of the arena, taking out the injured Goats; and with it, there are no more goats in this season.
• Flame Hyenard decides to suddenly break his pacifistic streak and join Kars in battle against Klonoa and Saparmurat. Considering Saparmurat was training Kars in combat earlier, it makes for an interesting fight, but it seems the student did not surpass the apparent master.
• Egg Breaker tries to walk on a frozen lake. When it comes to weight, however... the more was NOT the merrier.

Night 10◊

• A rather anticlimactic end. Saparmurat Niyazov pranks Mr. Watercooler by stealing his water jug, but that was the source of his power and without it he dies.
• Klonoa doesn't watch where he steps.

The Winner!◊

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For next season, my nominees are Team "I Want To Be Manhandled!": Inigo◊ and Manhandla◊ (Pick whatever gender you want for Manhandla). Here's hoping Manhandla manhandles Inigo at some point.

Reserves are Team Si Iva Gunner: Tito Dick "Dickman"◊ and Nozomi◊.

I'll go with Team Marteau( The Spy and King De De De) and for my Reserves, Team Get Nerfed( Beerus and Godzilla).

I'm new so I can't link pictures.

TEAM BEARS: Grizzly Bear◊ and Polar Bear◊

Reserves: TEAM MORE BEARS: Panda Bear◊ and Sun Bear◊.

edited 20th Oct '16 3:04:34 PM by Sedmikrasky

Nominating Sniper◊ and Quiet◊.

For reserves, Team Vin Diesel: Richard B. Riddick◊ and Groot◊.

I'll read the results in a moment, for now, it is time to bring out my secret weapon! SHEEP!

New Team Sheep: Mareep◊ and Shaun the Sheep◊ (I'd appreciate it being shortened to 'Shaun' in the actual game).

Veteran Team Sheep: Doug Ramses◊ and Sunglasses Sheep◊.

edited 20th Oct '16 3:06:08 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

SO CLOSE!

SO FUCKING CLOSE!

Team What Are You Trying To Say?: Homsar◊ and Senor Cardgage.◊

And for reserves, Team Strong: Strong Bad◊ and Strong Mad.◊

Also, your Inigo pic is broken.

edited 20th Oct '16 3:06:42 PM by Sedmikrasky

Works for me.

Mains: Sailor Moon◊ and Sakura Kinomoto

Reserves: Fun Girl◊ and Oka Ruto

Oh yay, Groot's back!

edited 20th Oct '16 3:09:24 PM by Psychedelicate

Woo!

I'll add Calypso◊ and Fur Foot◊

Reserves: Shaggy Mane◊ and Sigmund◊

So Niyazov won, did he? Why do I get the feeling he'd really like to use this game for propaganda purposes? If he was still alive, anyway. I mean, this is the same guy who apparently forced everyone in Turkmenistan to read his book, by law, and then launched a copy of said book into space. :V

Dammit, Fun Girl was a good choice. Now I'm upset I didn't nominate her first.

Team KSBD: 82 White Chain Born in Emptiness Returns to Subdue Evil◊, or White Chain for short. Angels are weird about gender, but female pronouns will do. And Kill Six Billion Demons AKA Alice-UN AKA AL-YIS-UN AKA Allison◊. Thinks she is a normal college girl, but is beginning to understand that she is the heir to the title of king. Allison will do for the young kingling, and despite the title, she's a she.

Can't think of any reserves at the moment.

EDIT: Ah, I've got it.

Team Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass, also from KSBD: Ciocie Cioelle Estrella Von Maximus the Third◊ or Cio for short. She is a small blue demon. Did not used to be a powerful ebon demon that stole one of the most important Mac Guffins in the universes, nope. And Mathangi Mantra◊ or Maya for short. She is just a drunk that wishes they were a noodle vendor. Did not used to be a powerful general that conquered 20,000 worlds and can't slice things up just by thinking it, nope.

Will this keep them from being too badly Worfed? Only time will tell.

edited 20th Oct '16 9:00:51 PM by DatLonerGirl