Hunger Games Simulator

Oh, bollocks. I knew Michael De Santa would be the first to die. He was the one I was rooting for the most, damnit. >_>

(Take a shot!)

Meanwhile...

"I've got the Michael Rosen Puke all over my knuckles AND clothes AND hair AND face! OH NO THIS IS HORRIBLE!"

Okay, now I have this hilarious mental image of Hux flying around in the Bus's spaceship form after painting the First Order's insignia on the side. That, or he has the Bus turn into a TIE Fighter.

Also, I'm wondering if Kylo and Luke will end up interacting, given that the latter happens to be the former's uncle and all.

Oh, now that Caillou's dead, I guess he won't grow up to be Saitama.

edited 14th Oct '16 7:18:13 PM by IchigoMontoya

"Once, I thought I'd made a breakthrough. And there it was: the naginata! -tongue click- Nice. I then picked up that wonderful thing, and with it I murdered Tsubaki, and everything was lovely once again. Wonderful."

edited 14th Oct '16 7:17:47 PM by InfinityRyujin

Saitama almost joined the Games last season, but didn't quite make the cut.

Alternate scenario: "...But then I noticed this girl. She looked like a shit ninja. So I said, 'fuck off, you slimy little bitch! Keel over and die!' So I took this really long stick with the blade of a knife on the end, and I shove it into her skull and peeled the brains off her head! And then she just fell over and died."

Somebody needs to make an actual YTP from this. Michael Rosen and the Hunger Games. :P

edited 14th Oct '16 7:20:39 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

My hopes and dreams...

Also no delay in getting Caillou out, guess he really does get on everyone's nerves...

But one day... Cailou will get his revenge... ONE DAY...

It's because he bombed the written test.

edited 14th Oct '16 7:21:57 PM by BaconZorp

I love how DPIII went from almost winning the last hunger games she was in She came third and then died by falling in a hole to blowing herself up in the first round.

Thankfully We Have Reserves.

Everyone hates Cailou

Can we go to the next day?

Sure. I was busy researching the characters, hence the wait.

• Night 1◊
  • May the Force be with me...
  • Yuri.
  • Huh, I didn't know Gen. Hux liked animals...
  • Apologies for misspelling Rayford Steele's last name. Doesn't matter, now that he fell into a spike trap.
  • John Cena rubs his fists with the same poisoned drink from earlier that day.
  • King Harkinian forgets to hydrate.
  • After saving him from suicide, 9 and Cameron watch some fireworks together. Awww...
  • A rap war involving two Josukes would be fun to watch.
  • Racist Mario and Edward try to calm down with meditation.
  • Michael Westen overhears old!Toph and JFK making fun of his family, but manages to keep his emotions down.
  • Grim Gloom tells Blank!Sora about how much he hates the 7D.
  • DP3 forgets she can fly and falls on Michael Bay, who just so happens to be sitting under the tree she just climbed making explosives. Her poison breath lights up an unfinished bomb, and...
  • John the Cynical Brit sleeps in a crane.
  • KH!Sora makes a memorial for all the Disney characters who died in the Games.
  • Isn't young!Toph too young for this?
• Day 2◊
  • Dysentery: the Bain of John's existence. (rimshot)
  • Creepy Susie wants out, but Michael Corleone says no.
  • Don't worry, guys. Ben Gates won that coin toss bet and is allowed to live... for now.
  • Blank!Sora doesn't seem to approve of Grim's secrets and challenges him to a posing contest.
  • Nepalrawr forgot to bring his KUKRIS, so he settles for a barbed wired baseball bat, just as witnessed by Racist Mario.
  • I also didn't know that Tsubaki (the Diary Holder) knew wrestling...
  • Mike misses Sulley, and KH!Sora gives him comfort.
  • Two Nic Cages have a BBQ gathering, and John Lennon plays some Beatles songs while at it.
  • Kylo also takes a liking to the MSB and dances to its theme song.
  • Young!Toph continues doing things a minor shouldn't do.
• Deaths: Rayford Steele, King Harkinian, Dragon Princess III (the one without armor), Michael Bay, John Bain, and Michael Westen. 32 tributes remain.

edited 14th Oct '16 8:03:15 PM by TroperNo9001

I get the subtle feeling that whenever DPIII is entered into this contest she's gonna have at least one death due to forgetting she can fly.

Oh damn, I keep forgetting that the Black Pearl depicted here isn't the ship of the same name. Now I'm even getting confused over tributes that aren't here! :V

We only lost 1 Cage. That's fine, it's the Cage nobody likes.

Damn, both my tributes are dead already...

Just wanna say that Day 1 was Calilou's punishment day. First punishment: being drowned by two strangers. Now go to your grave for 94292194828 nonillion years.

edited 14th Oct '16 8:21:15 PM by Anomalocaris20

I like to imagine that Kylo was using his lightsaber as a makeshift glowstick (albeit a deadly one) during that dance craze.

Also, now I wish I had nominated Jack Sparrow again, if only to see if he'd interact with Black Pearl.

Looks like both my Micheals are dead. Darn. The Tophs seem to be having fun, though. I hope Old!Toph wasn't so cruel as to bring up his dead brother. That's one of the few times I've seen him completely lose his cool.

edited 14th Oct '16 9:01:40 PM by DatLonerGirl

• Night 2◊
  • Luke eviscerates Racist Mario with a meathook, since he apparently forgot about his lightsaber.
  • Today Hildy learned that Toph has weird fetishes.
  • Lofty gives John Lennon a rude awakening.
  • After that dance party, Kylo and the MSB host a slumber party.
  • Two Johns also have a slumber party.
  • A two-on-two fight happens, but sailor!Josuke's Stand just wasn't enough.
  • Gen. Hux forgets about the MSB and hooks up with Blank!Sora.
  • Another weird dance troupe is formed.
• Day 3◊
  • Turns out that John Cena also had a poison-laced baseball bat that I never knew he had. Poor Lofty.
  • Young!Toph loses an eye in a fight, but that doesn't matter since she's already blind. Wait a minute, does that mean that her future self also loses an eye?
  • How do my hopes and dreams dance, anyway?
  • Luke (the Jedi) stalks Gen. Hux, wanting to learn more about his love triangle complex relationship with Kylo and the MSB.
  • To be fair, 9 does look like a creepy doll to me...
  • Blank!Sora loses his emotional stability from not being with his stepsister and takes it out on Electro, but the latter seems to be protected from that fall by his armor.
  • KH!Sora is just as confused as I am with the many doppelgangers and namesakes this season.
  • Kylo plans to invade Nepal, but doesn't feel ready yet.
  • Guess that BBQ gathering from yesterday really hit off with Cam and JJBA!Josuke.
• Deaths: Racist Mario, Tsubaki Kasugano, Jojolion!Josuke, and Lofty. Arena event is coming next, so brace yourselves!

edited 14th Oct '16 11:37:15 PM by TroperNo9001

Can I just say that Michael Rosen's expression on Day 3, as he's flanked by two attractive-looking ladies, is absolutely perfect.

"*Click* Noice."

Josuke took the bunny out of the box. Quite frankly he's lucky to be alive.

I love it when my tributes don't do anything interesting!

Only here will you ever see a Sith apprentice and a high-ranking military officer pal around with the Magic School Bus.

• Phantom Elsa A blizzard freezes the arena!◊
  • CrackPairings ensue, but huddling for warmth is just not enough. You guys better bring jackets next time.
  • Well, now we know who assassinated JFK. Sorry not sorry.
  • Seriously, Nepal. The Himalayas pass through you, and yet...
  • Isn't Icebending a Waterbender's schtick?
  • Welp, there goes my (platonic) OT3.
  • NOOOO! Not my hopes and dreams!
  • And a lot of tributes either find shelter or don't. Some do make it, but it's too late...
  • Deaths: 16 tributes frozen to death.◊ 12 remain.
• Night 3◊
  • John Lennon tries to take out the Last Mike Standing, but young!Toph comes to the rescue.
  • Old!Toph has weird fetishes, alright...
  • The rest go to sleep, except for Luke Skywalker. Hildy is such a jerk.
• Feast◊
  • What has Hildy got against her husband?!
  • Poor young!Toph misses Team Avatar.
  • The Last Mike Standing, Blank!Sora, and John Lennon try to keep their composure as they gather supplies.
  • Old!Toph proves that age is just a number when it comes to fighting.
• Day 4◊
  • Young!Toph is already a skilled Earthbender, thank you very much.
  • John Lennon grieves over the deaths of the two other Johns. The LMS feels his pain.
  • Isn't setting people on fire a Firebender's schtick?
• Deaths: Grim Gloom, 9, and Luke Skywalker. 9 remain.

This lasts 10 days, despite that arena event.

edited 14th Oct '16 11:43:36 PM by TroperNo9001

My tributes do nothing of note and then die in lame ways. That's partially why I stopped playing in the first place.