Hunger Games Simulator

Nora and Nate are both from Fallout 4. They are married, so that is indeed, very sweet.

Anyway, at least Yahtzee is doing stuff.

edited 24th Sep '16 10:03:55 AM by Skiller2

-looks at Yahtzee's review of Fallout 4-

Ah... that is why...

edited 24th Sep '16 10:07:08 AM by GrafVonTirol

Larry's character arc is probably one of the better ones I've seen of my tributes, I'll give you that.

Wow, down to one tribute already. I wonder what would happen if Spain met Bob.

Just came back from a visit to a friend, and I can say I am not in any way surprised by Gill getting worfed so quick. His resurrection ability alone makes it a wonder he even survived past the first day. :V

I'm awake, but the next update will still be delayed a few hours more since I have a place to be.

Eh, I won't mind the wait.

Day 2

• And after all that killing, Brad is apparently very vulnerable to insults.
• Yahtzee feels bad about wrecking that marriage, it seems.
• Bara ahoy!
• Poor Homura. And poor Master Chief. But at least the former is training some tributes in the art of time powers.

Night 2

• Again, poor Homura.
• How about no...
• Yes, Nate sure did need that shave.
• Whoa there Patchy!
• Larry is a bad, bad cucumber. Remember "thou shalt not kill"?
• Nora is rescuing everyone from railroad tracks, apparently.
• Why would anyone tell secrets to Mojo Jojo?

Deaths: Yahtzee Crowshaw, Madoka Kaname, Master Chief, Papyrus, Anubis, Terry Hintz, Mettaton

Well this went shit for me fast. Coolest Dudez is dead entirely, Brad is a pedophile, and Buddy's starting to show who she really is.

Maybe I should start posting reserves as well, seeing as all my tributes die extremely fast.

Aaaand Master Chief once again dies like a punk. Though I must wonder just how a heavily-armored Super-Soldier could've died from having a 13-year old girl falling on him.

And yeah, posting reserves would be a good idea, Skiller.

Well, to be fair, Madoka is one of the most powerful Magical Girls out there and she becomes omnipotent by the end of the series.

I guess Spain got hurt in training? And I am having a hard time imagining a Veggi Tales character kill anyone, let alone multiple people.

Then again, they can hold things despite not having hands.

Day 3

• Poor, poor Homura. She really misses Madoka...
• Two psychos are stuck in a ditch together.
• Russell is a good Wilderness Explorer indeed.
• Bob decides not to kill this time around.
• Shou and Hoshi - well, I'll just call them Shoushi now, since they're apparently one person - each lose an eye thanks to Patchy. No need to facepalm, Arcada, don't worry.

Night 3

• Cucumbers go okay with water.
• Nate fills in for the Powerpuff Girls.
• Spanish people like porn!
• Oh good grief... poor Homura!

Day 4

• At this stage, Patchy is probably wondering why she should respect her elders.
• Y'know Kakashi, just because Naruto failed to climb a tree during training doesn't mean you should too.
• Larry does a good deed, hoping to seek more forgiveness now that he killed someone.

Night 4

• More good deeds for Larry!
• It's official: Nora is this season's Big Damn Hero.
• I wonder how good HIM is at comedy.

Deaths: Mojo Jojo, Kakashi Hatake

I find it both funny and disturbing to imagine Larry giving Russell a cucumber facial. Not that kind of facial, you...

And Carl's becoming your typical cranky old grandpa.

edited 24th Sep '16 11:22:10 PM by TroperNo9001

Oh yeah. Brad and Buddy seem like fans of comedy.

Kakashi, you're a freakin' ninja, and one of the best ninjas, at that. How the hell did you fail at climbing a goddamn tree?

Spain seems to be having a surprisingly good time, all things considered.

Spain: I wonder what Romano was so worried about. This is a game! I wish I knew where he was though...

edited 25th Sep '16 12:06:24 AM by DatLonerGirl

Day 5

• Shoushi engage in another veggie fight - this time with Larry.
• Everyone wants Russell... at least Spain doesn't seem quite as old as Brad.
• Yup, Carl is cranky... but tomatoes don't have hair.
• Sadly, Nora was too busy fighting Mama Luigi to save her husband from an angry eagle.

Night 5

• Spain finally finds Romano...
• Buddy is nobody's buddy, it seems. Poor girl.
• Y'know, that was the best way Homura could've been taken out of the game. Why? Because the exact same thing happens at the end of the manga, where she reunites with God!Madoka.
• Urien decides to have roast human with tomato paste for lunch.
• And finally, Yuffie, too, ascends to a higher plane of existence.

Deaths: Nate, Spain, Buddy, Homura Akemi, Nora, Bob the Tomato, Yuffie Kisaragi

Uh oh, Russell. Stranger danger!

edited 25th Sep '16 4:34:12 AM by TroperNo9001

I'd like to say that Urien is pulling an Alex - that is to say, acting like a complete pushover to catch everyone off-guard before snatching the victory from beneath their noses - but of course, having said that, now I've tempted fate. Shit.

So maybe now that I've drawn attention to the fact that I'm tempting fate, the RNG will take pity on me and undo the tempting of fate. :V

(Prepare to take three shots!)

Seems Yuffie went to the Lifestream.

This'll be the last update I churn out before I head off to bed.

The Feast

• Remember when Brad was hitting on Russell earlier on the season? It looks like he seriously regrets that... or maybe he's just that messed up.
• Sorry Stalkeyes, Urien just had a lame death.
• I think Mama Luigi was too excited over the food.

Day 6

• What is home to Carl - his house, the paradise thing he went to...?
• Even HIM knows not to mess with Larry.
• How exactly does Patchy fight with what Brad taught her, I wonder...

Deaths: Russell, Urien, Mama Luigi

Take three shots!

*Passes out*