Hunger Games Simulator

That's what I thought about Zootopia characters, and look how well that turned out? :V

And it took me 53 seasons before the RNG finally gave me blessings with my first champion, Anger.

edited 20th Sep '16 8:16:47 AM by TroperNo9001

HAHA! Jokes on you guys! I won season two easy!

I wouldn't bask in your victories just yet. Alex has made it onto the hall of fame on three separate occasions, twice as a champion. It's almost as if he actually carries over his past experience in the games.

edited 20th Sep '16 8:21:33 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Huh... Looks like I was right about Lockheart winning. That's two Harry Potter Hall of Famers thus far, so now I'm wondering if he and Kingsley will interact with each other in the Battle Royale.

Anyway, just see here for my tributes for this upcoming season.

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) hang (Player5) onto a tree branch and whack (him/her5) like a pinata. (Another way to give someone the Aang treatment.)
• (Player1) believes that (Player2) performs witchcraft and burns (him/her2) at the stake. (Fatal, night)

edited 20th Sep '16 8:31:07 AM by TroperNo9001

Why is it called the Aang treatment?

Aang was one of the first tributes to die by getting ganged up on by a group of other tributes in one of our earlier seasons.

• (Player1) forces (Player2) to chug a bottle of Sriracha. [FATAL]

edited 20th Sep '16 10:25:36 AM by BaconZorp

Bloodbath event:

• (Player1) is crushed by another tribute falling from the sky (fatal).

Regular event:

• (Player1) is sucked into a temporal wormhole and sent back to the bloodbath, hundreds of feet in the air (fatal).

edited 20th Sep '16 10:31:28 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

... That one kinda hurts my brain, honestly.

It's not that confusing; just a simple Stable Time Loop. It's a shame we can't program the simulator so that if the first event happens, the second must happen during the same game. As it stands, it may span more than one game. ...Okay, now it gets a bit confusing. :V

edited 20th Sep '16 10:34:49 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

...Why would chugging a bottle of sriracha be fatal? That stuff's basically red water.

Anyway, since I finished AA: Spirit of Justice yesterday, my tributes are two of my new favorite characters from that game: Uendo Toneido◊, a (male) rakugo storyteller with Dissociative Identity Disorder and a love of bad puns, and Datz Are'bal◊, an ex-paratrooper and CQC expert who's rather scary-looking, but is actually a friendly guy if a bit of an immature idiot.

My reserves are Team Moustached Mothers: Mama Robotnik◊ (who is female despite the 'stache) and Mama Luigi◊ (who is male despite the title).

Solaire of Astora◊ and Havel The Rock◊.

Walnut Face◊ and Caterpickle◊

Team Securitron: Yes Man◊ and Victor◊

Secondary team if needs be: Team Hotel Mario: Fat Mario◊ and Gay Luigi◊ (if only to see if he'll interact with Mama Luigi)

edited 20th Sep '16 4:30:41 PM by GrafVonTirol

I've always thought that the title 'fat mario' is a bit redundant. I mean, he's already fat, is he not? :V

Well. This is kinda bizarre. What with my current avatar and all.

It's freaking cool, but kinda weird.

Kuja◊ and Garland◊

Adrian Monk◊ and Dr. House◊.

Reserve: Zidane◊ and Warrior of Light◊.

Warrior of Light is my avatar, by the way.

I don't know whether to be excited that Monk is here, or worried that he is going to be killed almost immediately.

Yeah, Mario has always been pretty pudgy, but the CD-i portrayal did make him look obese in the cutscenes.

Well, it's a jungle out there.

So, it's been a while since I asked this, but... Who's gonna host?

Not me. Busy with school as usual.