Deedee: He's not a turtle. He's a birdie.
Many animals have a reputation for being incredibly slow in terms of land-based or water-based locomotion. But what if they were able to move much faster? Either through some mechanical means, or because they just can, this animal is far faster than normal.
- In The Flash Vol. 1 #161, the story "The Case of the Curious Costume" begins with Barry heading for his wedding with Iris West, with Iris taking measures to ensure that he arrives on time. However, Barry witnesses the bizarre sight of a turtle outracing the speeding cars. He investigates, and discovers that the turtle comes from a dimension where everyone and everything is super fast. Unfortunately, the dimension is also an example of Year Inside, Hour Outside, and the time spent there meant Barry ends up being late for his wedding.
- To some extent the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Despite being anthropomorphic turtles, their characterization has much more emphasis on the Teenage and Ninja aspects. They're so good at Stealth Hi/Bye they could give Batman a run for his money.
- Lampshaded in the first movie when Michelangelo gets frustrated watching a tortoise and the hare cartoon on TV: "Ninja kick the d*mn rabbit!"
- Lampshaded again in the 2003 series when Raph and Don complain that there are no professional sports teams named after turtles because people think they are "velocity challenged".
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew! features, among the Superhero Funny Animals the turtle Fastback, who gained Super Speed through a Mass Super-Empowering Event, and his uncle The Terrific Whatzit, a Legacy Character who's this universe's version of the original Flash.
- Zootopia has sloths be as frustratingly slow as they are in real life, to the point they're used to satirize state bureaucrats. One such sloth is even known as Flash. Come the movie's epilogue and we find out it's not so ironic: he's a speed demon when given a car.
- The turtle character in The Swan Princess is named "Speed". And he is quick, but only when swimming in water.
- The title character of Turbo is a snail who becomes really fast after an accident with a race car.
- Many times, "Tortoise and Hare" folktale is parodied in many shows by making the Tortoise being really fast.
- Xeno of Elea's parable of Achilles and the tortoise. Achilles, whom Homer described as "swift-footed", has a race against a tortoise, and grants the tortoise a 100 metre head start. However, in the time it takes Achilles to run that hundred metres, the tortoise has moved a tiny amount forward. And in the time it takes Achilles to run that tiny amount, the tortoise has moved an even tinier amount forward, and then an even tinier amount, and then an even tinier amount, and so on and so on and so on, so Achilles can never catch up with it.
- Munchkin has the Snails on Speed (-2 to Run Away).
- Bug!: The snail enemies in the first world Insectia are pretty slow. The snail enemies in the third world Splot resemble those in Insectia, except that they are very fast, three times as durable, and sport machine-guns within their shells. Furthermore, the first boss battle is a snail who becomes faster as it takes damage, and also has a Helicopter Pack in its shell that allows it to fly with great speed while dropping bombs.
- Crystal Snail in Mega Man X2, being a snail, is listed with the lowest speed stat of all the Maverick bosses. This is a complete lie - not only does he rocket around with the boosters in his shell, if you knock his shell off (with Magnet Mine) he'll run around quickly and erratically, trying to get it back.
- A few Pokémon are incredibly fast despite being based on slow animals. Starmie, which is a starfish, can fly around like shuriken. Accelgor, the third fastest Pokemon in the series, is based on a slug. The Horsea family is depicted as being very fast, even though seahorses are among the slowest of all fish.
- In real life, hedgehogs are not known for being particularly fast. Sonic the Hedgehog practically made speed his one defining trait.
- In one episode of Dexter's Laboratory, Deedee finds a baby turtle which she thinks is a baby bird. After an accident, Dexter implements cybernetics into Birdy, granting it superspeed that makes it fast enough to fight a falcon.
- In Jackie Chan Adventures, the Rabbit Talisman, which grants super speed, was originally found embedded in the shell of a tortoise.
- The title character of The Kwicky Koala Show is a koala, and normally moves rather slowly. Kwicky Koala, however, can move at eye-blink speed when attacked by Wilford Wolf.
- Cecil Turtle from Looney Tunes boasted that his shell was very aerodynamic in races, and in one short he has an engine inside his shell.
- Tank the Tortoise from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is normally as slow as most tortoises. However, in order to keep up with his owner, Rainbow Dash, he was given a magic-powered helicopter-like device, so he can fly around.
- In Total Drama, Gwen must capture a duck. When she approaches it, it zooms away at top speed like the Roadrunner. Gwen notes, "Last time I checked, ducks waddled.
- Viva Piñata: After drinking a potion concocted by Professor Pester in "Shirley Shells Out", Shirley Shellybean gets transformed into a Sour Shellybean that leaves the other racers in the dust. Near the end though, Shirley changes back into a regular slow moving Shellybean a few inches from the finish line and lets somebody else cross upon seeing what she did.
- Moving at 35 mph, the fastest moving reptile is the leatherback sea turtle. In the water, of course.