Hunger Games Simulator

Hmm. We currently have exactly 24 tributes, including reserves. Shall we wait and see if other people wanna join before we begin?

Let's wait until tomorrow morning (+8:00GMT).

Alrighty, sounds good to me. Nominations are thus still open for anyone else who wants to join in!

Hermie is a guy.

Arcada, does the horrifying dinosaur have a name, or should I just call him "Horrifying Dino"?

I can watch the entire thing to see if a name is mentioned.

I'm gonna do it. Wish well for my health.

Welp, if he has a name, it's apparently not important, because I don't think he appears past the opening scene.

CATS◊ and Fawful◊

Team Benelux: Belgium◊ and The Netherlands.◊

Just call him Horrifying Dino.

The Trope Games, Season 60! Let's get this party started!

• Bloodbath
  • A cotton candy sheep, a snot-sucking bat alien, and a clown girl team up for supplies.
  • Without that mace, Ritsu's gonna have a bad time.
  • Ghost non-fatally squishes a caterpillar for some bread.
  •    Don't worry, Yui. This is all just a bad dream. But you'll never wake up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   
  • Welp, Half-Life 3 will never be confirmed at this point.
  • And everyone else grabs supplies or runs.
• Day 1
  • Just imagine if an Outer God such as Azathoth gave you a wedgie.
  • Raiden wants out, but Nightingale says no.
  • What kind of rock band is this?!
  • Crobat used Thief!
  • Despite slaying Tzeentch 52 seasons ago, Dr. Fossil still wants to go extinct. I AM NOT OF APPROVING OF KO WISH!
  • Chara is very impressed by Omega Flowey's first kill and sends him a care package.
  • Kakashi plans to invade a country.
• Deaths: Yui Hirasawa, Gabe Newell, and Widowmaker

Heh, of course Yui is the first one to die.

Some master assassin you turned out to be, Widowmaker...

And Omega Flowey already begins well.

• Night 1
  • Two double murders here, and the winners are whom you least expect them to be.
  • Ghost tells some ghost stories to Ritsu.
  • CATS ascends beyond base stealing.
  • Nightingale, why would you trust an Outer God to keep your secrets?!
  • A skeleton, a pterodactyl, a caterpillar, and a bat play a board game...
  • A scary sleepover, that's for sure...
  • Can't Crobat just carry herself and Barash out of the ditch?
• Day 2
  • Nyarlathotep picks up where his fellow Outer God left off: being a Jerkass God to Reaper.
  • A very dangerous hunting party, indeed!
  • Sans and Hermie are still in the mood for some games and invite Ritsu and Nightingale for a round of UNO.
  • I doubt if Ghost got hurt breaking Hermie's nose during the bloodbath, but that's nice of you, Kakashi.
  • Who's been sending Belgium these weapons?!
  • All of Snooty's base are belong to us.
  • Fawful takes a gander at his kills from last night.
• Deaths: Horrifying Dino, Raiden, Azathoth, and Loonette

Heh, Ritsu seems to be relatively in-character as well.

The Outer Gods really seem to have it out for Reaper, huh?

CATS attained enlightenment (supposedly to be above it all), only to "are belong to us" someone else's possessions? Well... I suppose old habits do die hard...

Damnit, Gaben! No burgers for you now!

At least good ol' Ghostler is still kicking. It's impressive that a racist, tiger shrimp-eating, flamboyant, morbidly obese, wheelchair-bound, diaper-wearing shapeshifting Canadian Jewish lizard transsexual midget Satanist bureaucratic Draft Dodging communist Grinch has lasted this long already.

I should post Tub Guy as a next tribute. It'll be totally legit. Ohhhh my!

edited 1st Sep '16 9:04:33 PM by GrafVonTirol

Are you calling me from the goddamn tub?!

I'll probably just use my reserve team next, but the Engineer would be a good tribute too. In fact, I should have used him instead of Gaben, so we could have Team TCR...

edited 1st Sep '16 9:11:32 PM by Anomalocaris20

• Night 2
  • Reaper gets ready for some reaping.
  • Omega Flowey aborts his killing spree and makes a run for it, but the arena shows No Mercy for him. You idiot.
  • Nyarlathotep does what a Jerkass God does. Sayonara, Kakashi!
  • Sans is probably the only one in the audience laughing at Hermie's jokes.
  • Again, can't Crobat just carry herself and CATS out of the ditch?
  • Barash meanwhile, saves Dr. Fossil from being fossilized.
  • I DECLARES OF WARRING ON THE BELGIUM! BUT NOT OF THIS NIGHTS!
• Day 3
  • Crobat used Cross Poison! Critical Hit! Sans gooottttttt dunked on!
  • Of course, the resident Outer God gets a good 'ol Worfing from... the Netherlands?!
  • The two Engrish-speaking tributes go hunting.
  • Improbable wedgie!
  • Too bad Kakashi's no longer there to tend to that scorpion sting...
  • Barash does what a cute sheep does.
  • Reaper fires some warning shots to scare off a senile pterodactyl.
  • Lilo and the rest of the ohana send Snooty a care package.
• Deaths: Omega Flowey, Kakashi Hatake, Sans, Nyarlathotep, and Ghost

GODDAMNIT GHOST.

Now I have no tributes in here because you died like a punk. I hope you go to hell and are forced to drink Johnny Walker Second Harvest for the rest of eternity.

C'mon, Kakashi, how could a skilled ninja like yourself not have been able to dodge a rocket?

And poisoned shotgun shells sound pretty badass, TBH.

Ghost died?

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