Hunger Games Simulator

I......wtf?! This is the second time I've nominated Bipper,and both times he's died in the Bloodbath! At least my other tribute is smart...

Bloodbath: Bipper:F*CK YOU NOODLE LEEEEEEEEEE-

Flowey!Papyrus:I will be a god,one way or another!

Day 1: Flowey!Papyrus:Ooh,can the chicken be our manager? Fine...?

Update before I'll go sleeping.

NIGHT 1:

• Poppi have weird visions.

• Gary breaks down already.

• Frieza's computer was... FROZEN! HAHAHAHA-that's the second time I'm doing bad jokes like this.

• Here is the brand new cast of the live-action remake of "Finding Nemo"!

• You two are really disgusting...

• So that's why Luther looks so triggered in his picture...

• Chara's flashback, huh Flowey?

• Magmortar is fat.

• Dan is once again ruining everything.

DAY 2:

• Please listen to this as this nightmarish version of Thomas murder Poppi for pushing THAT button.

• An anti-nihilist try to escape a speech from a nihilist confirmed. But you can't escape a nihilist with 2 heads.

• OH CRAP, GIEGUE IS ABOUT TO BECOME GIYGAS AGAIN!!!

• Not that I hate you, but that's WHAT you are supposed to be after all you've done, guys.

• Our loved President Snow is, once again, crushing the life of another tribute! This time, it's Electivire.

• "YYOOOOUUUUU UTTER FOOOL! ALIEN TECHNOLOGY IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!" So yeah, being a superhero is "useless" this time, Mt Lady.

• Gary's middle-age crisis still won't stop. Even for you two.

• ... This is confusing, so Kirby is Chuck Norris? That's mean he destroys his cure himself? Does that mean that these destructive beings are ONE AND THE SAME???

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Poppi, Electivire, Mt. Lady

Poppi, why

Fuck you, President Snow.

Bebop, Rocksteady WTF?

Also for fuck's sake Poppi what you did was beyond all forms of idiotic, you were asking to get killed by provoking a Yokai.

Also the MHA curse remains strong, all while Dan stays in-character and Giegue loses it.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jul 31st 2018 at 4:44:51 AM

Night 1: Flowey!Papyrus:HEY METTATON 48 (wait,wha-) F*CK YOU (..............fair enough)

Day 2: Flowey!Papyrus:And then,I will gain the power of 6 souls,and then- WHO SAID YOU COULD LEAVE

Shota already did in Season 242.

Flowey!Papyrus is already recruiting people into his cult! Oh no...

And Malachite's already living up to her name and her Jasper side.

Bloodbath: Takokazu blinded Luther with his ugliness.

Day 1: Calcifer made him do the PB&J dance.

Night 1: Takokazu played Zathura with Eraser Bits, Col. Sanders, and Chris.

Day 2: Takokazu gave Calcifer a legit treasure map.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 31st 2018 at 9:07:24 PM

Oof, the other tributes got tired of Sonichu really quickly.

I’m at school and I can’t see the screens, so what’s Takokazu up to?

Wow, his Ugly Cute appearance blinded another tribute! XD

Edited by Psychedelicate on Jul 31st 2018 at 11:35:05 PM

Choo! Choo! All aboard!

NIGHT 2:

• Aren't you too big for that?

• Gary still have his middle-life crisis. Not only that but it become worse and worse, enough to disgust 3 bad guys.

• Fusion seems to provide gems a great resistance against fire, RIP Calcifer.

• Yeah, because he wasn't even in Bersek mode when he killed those two, nicely done Jack.

• Exodia is really not lucky.

• Are you possessed by Dark Matter again, Adeline?

• Whoah, that's the biggest tavern brawl I've ever seen in HGS with 8 contestants!

• ... Are you blind, Ethan?

DAY 3:

• She was crazy last night, now she have become a godess. That's why I love HGS.

• So in Yokai Thomas world, all boats are butts...

• Another traumatism for Giegue! Yay!

• Wait, that's not even his final form???!!! Is this form is Chuck Norris but with his face instead??? (since they seems to be the same person).

• Flowey has been nominated several times alone back in the past, he knows how you are feeling.

• Magmortar try to become 2 persons at the same time. And she burns and consummes alive Bebop and Bobsteady.

• Even if she's dead, White Diamond's legacy still lives on with these two.

• Exodia is really kind.

• So... we've got 2 Haruhi Suzumiya now?

• At last! Chuck Norris show what he's capable of! By eating a litteral bug!

• I think that, just like in the show, Jasper is dominant. Look at how she's murder "poor" Dan...

• He truly never seen them alive but Carnage is a good guy inside, by organising a viking's funeral for Kat and Ana. ONLY FOR MIDDLE-LIFE CRISIS GARY TO RUIN EVERYTHING AGAIN!!

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Calcifer, Jack the Jobber, Bebop and Rocksteady, Gaster, Dan, Kat and Ana.

Yep, Mal's being dangerously in-character the more her Jasper side shows.

Also, why would Durland and Blubs reminisce about the "good old days" when they're new here? This actually applies to any post-S230 newcomer here.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 1st 2018 at 5:53:59 PM

Chuck Norris eating a glitch? Not even a bug in the game can save you from him.

Saya, you really, really like KFC, don't you?

Edited by Mhazard on Aug 1st 2018 at 5:51:11 PM

There’s an extra “the” in the national anthem event - can that be fixed once this season is over?

Anyway, I love how Takokazu’s just being endearingly random so far XD

Rip Calcifer, he had type disadvantage (though Malachite might have also turned feral, considering Dan's demise). With both tributes out, time to start getting tributes for the Band season.

NIGHT 3:

• You wouldn't like that we could pin your own tail Giegue, you really are hypocritical.

• You wanted to kill people right? Too bad, Kirby is watching you.

• NO WOODEN CHAIR CAN KILL CHUCK NORRIS!

• Frieza is cheating death. Again.

• A close one, Taco Badger...

• Gamechanger, I think your tributes are about to kill each others...

• Kat and Ana are still suffering beyond the grave after Gary ruins their funerals.

• A crazy godess kills a fat pokemon. RIP Magmortar.

• A meme become buffed.

• Not fair! They were 2 against 3! Even if they were fused!

• Gary's crisis finally end. Now he is depressive.

DAY 4

• Everyone, do not approach Lucy!

• Malachite is really controlled by Jasper! Fortunately you can't crush litteral Land.

• Chuck Norris, WTF?

• Taco Badger, that's a really bad idea!

• They are 3 in the same body. It will take a while Ok?

• Luther is definitively triggered.

• That's... an interesting cheerleader squad... But who is the leader? I'm afraid to know the answer.

• Thomas is an idiot. Being in Berserk mode has it's sides effects.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Magmortar, Thomas.

Edited by Scipion3 on Aug 1st 2018 at 2:46:54 PM

Good grief, Takokazu, now you’re just being an asshole! What did Kat and Ana do to deserve that!? And you HAD to do that after Gary ruined their funeral...

I'm now getting flashbacks to Season 18, where Thomas the Dank Engine somehow died from tracker jacker stings.

And that's the third tribute (technically the third and fourth) to get blinded this season! If this keeps up, this might as well be The One Where Many Tributes Go Blind!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 1st 2018 at 8:56:27 PM

God dammit, Magmortar.

And there goes one of my tributes, at least Magmortar had some good roasted pork.

Well, Orbulon did score a few kills under his belt, so maybe he is meant for Carnage...

And NOW that she has the Mask of Loki you tell people to stay away from Lucy?

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Aug 1st 2018 at 6:36:32 AM

There goes Thomas The Youkai Engine.

NIGHT 4:

• Terra have weird fetishism.

• I think even Snow is afraid of Adeleine.

• When she does not kill, Malachite prank people.

• Frieza get frozen as Dolly Parton sings a brand new song: Freeze.

• A black nihilistic man saves a white nihilistic alien.

• A meme is doing another meme.

• Tell me, what game do you like Taco Badger ? Because that's the last one you're ever played in this season.

DAY 5:

• What a team to take down Cornelius !

• You don't fuck up with Chris. Even if it's you Terra.

• (Insert a loud 70's song scream here.)

• Takozaku try to avenge himself against Terra. But that's the wrong (and better) one.

• Chuck Norris's flamethrower is so broken that it burn a alien serial killer.

• You two should have already been together in the first place. And Carnage was forced by a dead (twice) tribute to marry another dead one.

• Flowey is actually a genius. Or is it Papyrus who slowly take over ?

• Malachite never forget. Malachite never forgive.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Frieza, Zombie Taco Badger, Terra, Takozaku, Orbulon.

Carnage/Sugilite OTP. That is all.

Damn Chuck Norris is so OP he kills other tributes accidentally